when he cracks the girl he told u not to worry about so u crack and marry his best friend

i didnt even go to mff and i still managed to catch some kind of crud 😵‍💫

btw. fuck spotify. fuck ice.

i feel like i’m being gaslit by my current job lol ive only been here for a week. do i quit or what

I cancelled my spotify subscription over them giving racist chucklefucks a platform and now they’re even running ads for ICE? what the actual fuck bro

After gaining more practice working with the gods, I’ve established that working with Loki is like having 7 orange cats simultaneously

I know the south park writers are going crazy in the office after learning Bubba might be a horse

October may be over but goth is forever

Fuck no nut november, we doin no snitch november. you see somebody stealing food from the grocery store? no tf you didn’t. mind your business.

No-ICE November

Fuck no nut november, we doin no snitch november. you see somebody stealing food from the grocery store? no tf you didn’t. mind your business.

I’ve never seen anything ragebait my husband like this house has with its electrical/plumbing issues

Happy 2 year anniversary to the best decision I’ve ever made in my life! 🥰

October really tryin to fuck with my health but its not gonna stop me from bein a spooky bitch

right wing bigots have admitted - the “trans women in bathrooms” issue - the “trans women in sports” issue and - the “trans kids getting surgery” issue were all MADE UP TO TAKE OUR RIGHTS AWAY are you paying attention?

Inking vid!

Swiftie getting sued by jackson 5 and the pixies for copyright infringement has got to be the funniest 180 this god forsaken year has to offer. I hope they make bank off of a billionaire’s laziness 🥴

painting windows shut is my personal ragebait. i’m having a great time scraping off the landlord special :’)

If bsky wants to ban nsfw I’m gonna post my furry porn art every day until I’m banned n then after that? find me in your local woods ig bc i’m def not going back to nazi site

DO NOT go back to twitter that is the hitler site. i am dead serious with this shit. its main role as a de-facto organ of the trump admin is to facilitate nazi propaganda. you cannot be posting your doodles on the "euthanize all trans people" forum just because they still allow pornography

Totally forgot to post, punk icon for @dumbdogmaeve.bsky.social ‘s new lynx brat 🖤🩵

a tired dog is a good dog

We are set to close on our new home tomorrow. I’m unbelievably excited. Immediately fell in love with this place 🥰 I have a lot of ideas, but gosh just look at that kitchen tile!! I’m obsessed. Can’t wait to turn this place into our home.

i’m obsessed with them.

Tried to take a nice photo, but Bagel had other plans

The universe has the chance to do something incredibly funny today.

i’m so glad to see so many friends/family share their rancid takes on that mf getting murked bc that just means I have to prepare less wedding invites and spend less money in catering 💁

truly nothing more poetically ironic than being murked by the very thing he loved so much.

In his honor, I’m showing absolutely no empathy for him getting got. 🥰

I really hope a new animal crossing game comes out for the switch 2. new horizons got me through the toughest times of my life, it would be incredible to have a new title to submerge into again

✨ French CanCan 10 years anniversary! ✨

this goes so fucking hard

When Trump dies JD Vance will be the first president to be cyber bullied into suicide

Officially married to my best friend @meekoracc.com ❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜🩷

Its time!

y’all ever wake up, drink a massive iced latte, and want to go right back to bed

🫠

anyone interested in a spooky goth icon like this? these have been a really fun change of pace for me and I’d love to make more! i will transform ur sona into a true punk heathen 🖤 $45, turn around time is a week!

He so cunty

cutie alert ‼️⚠️

Brat summer is over, its goth bitch fall now 🔪🖤

Early on, we had a principle here which we’ve drifted from: “Don’t dunk, just block and move on.” Trolls just want attention. Starve them out until they leave. Protect your Joy. Keep your friends close and your haters behind a block.

Brat summer is over, its goth bitch fall now 🔪🖤

another day of being personally attacked by spotify dj

Its september 1st. you know what that means.

Tyler Childers really speaking to my SOUL with this new album

I love the smell of armpits in the morning. Its like victory.