I wonder if Jimmy Kimmel will mention Epstein – or perhaps the Epstein victims – on his return tomorrow night..? The spotlight never shone brighter on @jimmykimmel.com – here's hoping he can reflect some of that light into those dark places where Trump's worst secrets hide

I think the horse speaks for us all

The theory was only spread around because the actual source was probably in Kansas and the virus was spread to Europe on US troop ships. Does this type of blame-shifting seem in any way familiar?

For my Brit followers, this is paracetamol he's talking about. 'Many experts are sceptical' in the way that many experts are sceptical about climate change being a hoax... ie almost all experts would call BS on such claims. Still, stops us talking 'bout Epstein for a few more hours, eh?

Word!

Man, you wait years for any sort of good news and then it all piles up in one evening. Obvs 'good' is relative but I'm taking uplifts wherever I can get them these days

Given the Federal Comms Commission's role, I consider it fair to describe this Disney debacle as a Brendan Carr crash

‘As an act of good faith, I will not be issuing legal proceedings’ 😬

Oof. Was that a straightforward jumpstart from Piastri or a tech problem that lurched him forward and sent him to the back, before he drove into the barrier? Cat firmly amongst the F1 pigeons now

Piastri last? And now he's in the wall! Woah, F1!

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Blimey, F1 will have to do some good work to be half as exciting as the Azerbaijan national anthem

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Your regular reminder that a NATO country shot down a Russian jet after it violated NATO airspace for *17 seconds*. What results? Russia didn’t start WW3 Russia didn’t carry on violating Turkish airspace. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2015_Ru...

Credit where it's due, those people smugglers are shifting more passengers than our busiest airport

Trump's backers have got the print media, broadcast media and now one more part of social media capitulating. At some point, they're going to get serious about crippling Bluesky one way or another. What's our Plan B?

Ach, we've all been there Tom. Two pints in on a Saturday with a selection of humourous observations about the losing side. Then, because we can't decide which one is funniest, we spew them all out in one tweet. And, somehow, miss an open goal. nb agree with general thrust of Tom's message, natch

Commentary in today's Rugby World Cup is so much better. Who's on the ball, what the ref calls mean. And it's a proper battle too...

Position No.1 for England-France ...

MAX!!!!! Sainz starts P2 (and Lawson 3rd!) but yet another Max masterclass

Norris clunks the wall, it's slippy. No way he makes this. Too slippy

Rain on Lando's visor. Here we go...

I mean, Piastri and Leclerc both in the wall and out of quali before the final shootout resumes tells its own story. OK F1, let's go – England-France rugby is incoming and I've got a seat waiting in the pub

3mins 41secs to go when this goes green. Six red flags in 1 quali session is a record, and means quali could be longer than the actual race. Now, will teams go for broke in slippy conditions or just accept that this is a weird one and play it safe..? The big guns still have fresh tyres available

Still slippy... and Piasti in the wall now! F1 drama agogo in Azerbaijan!

Lewis Hamilton: 'I thought we'd be shooting for pole but we ran out of time and ran out of fuel' On the wrong tyres and didn't even make Q3 as a result. Sounds like this is on Ferrari, not Lewis, not that that will make things any better for F1's struggling superstar

This F1 track is cooling, whatever happens with the rain. We could be looking at Sainz on pole in Azerbaijan, if the sun doesn't pop up! Albon will be kicking himself even harder now

...aaaaand there we go. And it's Leclerc who's out as well. Azerbaijan grid is going to be an F1 classic...

If Verstappen says it's too slippy, then it is too slippy. F1 crashes incoming

'For an Irish person it's not raining yet' I bloody love Bernie Collins on F1

From 'new party' to 'lawyer up' in no times. With this mob *everything* seems to be a red line. They all know best – from actual leaders to grassroots agitators, and seem incapable of mastering the art of compromise that is so important in this arena. Infighting their way into headlines, yet again

There is literally nothing this man can't be appalling at. Well, fascism aside, but give him time and he'll screw that up too. He can't help himself.

😂🤣😂

It's at this point resource-strapped editors might consider going with pool copy from the Fatsuma's pressers and redeploying staff to find actual political news. He's going to keep turning the screw, so you might as well fight back or we'll be getting our DC coverage from The Onion

Le Mans 24 Hours just became an even better option. Not that you'll get tickets for that either

Moral: Never pen a song title that could double as your last words RIP

One more distraction. Y'all just going to call these Epstein Plazas, because that's what this is about

The journos aren't the weak links here. The weak links are the media giants caving in, feeding the fascist beast in the naive belief that the beast won't keep coming back until they, too, are consumed

We must guard our freedoms.

Every word of it..

Why would Cruz choose to fight on this particular hill? He's a political opportunist not a moral crusader so he must smell Carr's blood

I don't think you should be allowed to take credit for ending a war if you don't know the names of the countries involved in it.

We failed the drone test so he’s trying something else. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

This is going to be revealed as an Armando Iannucci reality TV experiment

Michael Eisner, who saved Disney from the doldrums, blasted Bob Iger for bending the knee.

you heard of corbyn and Sultana then

History, Canada! Your gals are extraordinary!

Blimey Canada!!! Pleeease, commentary team, stop with the clichés and just tell us what is happening.