Marla, Dog with Sass
@marlabastine.bsky.social
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Professional napper, part-time life coach, full-time heckler of
@hopebastine.com
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The Rules of Getting Marla’d Rule 1️⃣: Say HI. Rule 2️⃣: Be prepared for sass. Rule 3️⃣: Stick around for snacks, zoomies, and Marla-style chaos. (And occasional wisdom for Hope but she’s not important)🐾✨ Who’s ready to Get Marla’d today? 🧀😂
#SnackGoals
#MarlaRules
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Good morning humans! I’m plotting how I’m gonna steal the show today at mom’s meeting 🐶✨
#dogsofbluesky
about 1 year ago
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Hope says take a bubble bath. I say chew a slipper. Same results.
about 1 year ago
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Meditation is just napping with extra steps.
about 1 year ago
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Freedom is chasing squirrels without the leash! 🐾✨ What’s your definition of freedom? (Wrong answers involve no snacks.) 🧀😂
#WarOnLeash
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about 1 year ago
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Mum says she can ‘help me overcome my phobias.’ I say geese are proof that some fears are rational. 🐾✨
@hopebastine.com
#MarlaWisdom
#FluffyHealing
about 1 year ago
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Spare human took me on yet another walk and when I got back, Mum was gone! 🏃♀️💨 Anyone know where she went? 🐩😭
about 1 year ago
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Mum got me a clever Xmas 🎁 but I figured it out quicker than she expected.
#smartass
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about 1 year ago
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New Year, new me,” the humans say, But I’ll stay fabulous either way. My resolution? To chase my tail, And maybe steal your holiday mail.
#dogsofbluesky
about 1 year ago
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Literary Pearls
about 1 year ago
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Mum thinks she’s luck out! 🐕✨
#cosynightin
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Bluesky
about 1 year ago
Merry Christmas from us to you 🎄🎁💙 We launched Trending Topics today, and you can find it by tapping the search icon on the bottom bar of the app or the right sidebar on desktop.
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Just because you’re home for the holidays doesn’t mean you have to play the same role you did years ago. Unless your role was ‘nap enthusiast.’ In that case, carry on. 😴✨
#MarlaLogic
#dogsofbluesky
about 1 year ago
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Humans, check out this thread but don’t forget to throw me some cheese. 🧀 ✨
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Lee Harvey (non-Oswald)
about 1 year ago
I've never been roasted by an open fire, but I did once get ridiculed by a space heater.
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Who’s rocking the holiday vibes better? I says sparkles, Mum says cozy chic. Drop your votes for the ultimate festive champion! 🎄🐾✨
#Pet
#HolidayWars
#MarlaWisdom
about 1 year ago
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Mum said I was a good girl. She was looking at the spare humans but I know she meant me. 🐩✨
about 1 year ago
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You feast and toast with holiday cheer, While I sit sulking—let’s be clear: If you want true joy this holiday, Drop the roast on my plate today.
#dogsofsky
about 1 year ago
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Perfect holidays? Only if snacks are unlimited.
#dogsofbluesky
about 1 year ago
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That was an exhausting Xmas Eve … 🐶✨
about 1 year ago
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Every gift under the tree should squeak or taste like bacon. I don’t make the rules. 🐾🎁✨
#MarlaWisdom
#dogsofbluesky
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about 1 year ago
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Mum says to find joy in the little things this season. Yeah! Like me finding joy in the little leg of turkey I stole. Mission accomplished. 🐾✨
#MarlaWisdom
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about 1 year ago
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Merry Mischief Monday! 🎁 Found the holiday treats early … humans are too predictable. 😂 What’s the naughtiest thing your pet has done this holiday season? Share below!
#MarlaHolidayMischief
#dogsofbluesky
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about 1 year ago
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My motivational speech this morning: 'Stop whining, start walking, and don’t forget my treats.' 🐾✨ I might not be subtle, but I’m effective. 😂❄️
#MarlaLogic
#HealingWithSnacks
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about 1 year ago
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You Reconnect with joy, you like to advise, But I’m joyful already—just look in my eyes! Play isn’t hard when your tail wags true, So take a note,
@hopebastine.com
: try barking too.
#DogsOfBlueSky
#SassyHealing
about 1 year ago
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Marla’s role in the family is: 1️⃣ Security guard 🛎️ 2️⃣ Therapist 🛋️ 3️⃣ Chaos coordinator ✨
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about 1 year ago
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Mum says Christmas is about joy. My joy is turkey and no vacuums. 🐾🎁✨
#MarlaWisdom
about 1 year ago
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Some days I just wake up thinking philosophical thoughts like, ‘Schrodinger’s Snacks are both in my tum tum and on my plate if I just believe!’. 🪄🧀Happy Sunday humans ✨🐶
about 1 year ago
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NOELREPORTS
about 1 year ago
🔥 Tens of thousands march to the center of Tbilisi, paralyzing the city with traffic jams. Protests in Georgia continue over election fraud and the government's refusal to pursue EU membership talks until 2028.
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#Follow
me before I resort to bribing with imaginary snacks!
about 1 year ago
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✨ Shoutout to my fellow snack enthusiasts—if you’re not following me yet, what are you waiting for? Cat-chasing tutorials drop soon. 🐾😂
#SnackSquad
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about 1 year ago
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@bbeggarly.bsky.social
HELLOOO ! 🐾✨ You’ve been Marla’d! Now go forth with belly rubs and snacks in your heart. And if you want actual wisdom, Hope’s got the deep stuff covered. I’ll be here chasing squirrels. 😂💖
#SnackFirstThinkLater
about 1 year ago
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Turkey, ham, and festive pies, I sit here with my hungry eyes. Hope, your wisdom brings delight, But slipping me scraps would feel so right.
#dogsofbluesky
about 1 year ago
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“Set boundaries,” you calmly advise, But moving me off the couch? That’s unwise. My space is sacred, my rules are clear, Respect the queen, Hope—ME, right here.
about 1 year ago
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I’m the star of every room you walk into. Do I REALLY need more attention? 🐾✨ Next party I’ll take over and demand applause after every zoomie. 😉
#SpotlightStealer
#dogsofbluesky
about 1 year ago
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Attacked the Christmas tree today. 🎄✨ It fought back, but I think I won. 9/10 experience—lost a few ornaments, but gained a new hobby. 😂 What’s YOUR favorite holiday activity?
#TreeTakedown
#MarlaVsTheHolidays
about 1 year ago
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Hope says she’s off work now so I can’t beg her clients for Christmas treats, but they always have the good stuff. 🧀✨ I’m just spreading holiday cheer—one snack at a time. 😂
#MarlaTheCharmer
#SassyAndHungry
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about 1 year ago
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Zoomies wishlist: 1️⃣ Long walk 2️⃣ Cute big boy dog to chase 3️⃣ Unlimited belly rubs 4️⃣ Snacks for stamina This is not unreasonable. Make it happen, humans! 🐾✨
#ZoomiesGoals
#SassySniffingQueen
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about 1 year ago
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My favorite boyfriend is away for the holidays. 💔✨ I’m sulking dramatically, but snacks help. Hope says ‘absence makes the heart grow fonder,’ but honestly, absence is dumb. 😂 Bring back my boi! 🐾
#HeartbrokenQueen
#WhereIsMyBae
about 1 year ago
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Christmas dinner = my spare humans coming over and dropping snacks ‘by accident.’ 🐾✨ Hope says it’s rude to beg, but honestly, who’s REALLY in charge here? (Hint: It’s me. 😂)
#HolidayMoocher
#TableSideSass
about 1 year ago
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Party season is here, and guess who didn’t get an invite? ME. 🐾✨ I could’ve been the life of the party—zoomies, charm, and stealing snacks like a pro. Your loss, humans. 🎉😂
#FOMOQueen
#MarlaDeservesBetter
about 1 year ago
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Mum gives good tips even if she's stingy with the treats:
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about 1 year ago
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After a Pawstively Pawsome hike in the park and stopping for snacks 👏 I’m one paw closer to expanding my fan club. Follow for exclusive behind-the-scenes chaos, featuring cheese-stealing techniques and top-tier naps. 🧀✨
#SelflessSunday
#furryart
about 1 year ago
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You talk about joy, finding inner play, But humans, I’ve been ready all dang day. Drop that pen, grab the ball, let’s go, Finding happiness is what I know.
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Look, I’m just saying: every party is 100% better with me in it. 🐾✨ Imagine the photos, the laughter, the snacks! Who wouldn’t want Marla energy under their tree? 🎄😂
#UltimatePartyDog
#SassyAndExcluded
about 1 year ago
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Humans, listen up. I’m worth every click. 🐾✨ Now go follow me and I will make you likers of men
#FollowFriday
about 1 year ago
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This pup’s a vibe! Follow them or I’ll bark at the mailman about it. 😂
#SassyPaws
#FollowFriday
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about 1 year ago
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Does this account have cheese? No? Then why are we even here?! 😂
#SassyPaws
#FollowFriday
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about 1 year ago
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Who let this one be so cool? Definitely a must-follow for humans and dogs alike. 🐾✨
#FollowFriday
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about 1 year ago
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Do they have treats? I don’t know, but I’m keeping an eye on them. Follow them, just in case. 🐾👀
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about 1 year ago
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Adding this one to my pack. 🐕 Trust me, I’m never wrong. (Unless there’s cheese involved.) 🧀
#DogsOfSky
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