After stuffing the turkey and loading it into the oven sometimes the only appropriate thing to do is to stuff your wife and unload into her oven~ Art by @snackcracker.bsky.social Featuring @kaedeer.bsky.social #furry #nsfw

I gotta enable my wife's kinks more. Time to go down on someone while she enjoys this level of luxury.

It really is extremely frustrating to see posts about some new technological development or use case for green energy only for the comments to be full of people yelling at the poster going "Uh, Nuclear better". Like yeah man, keep infighting with people who also want cleaner energy that'll fix it.

I feel bad for my wife. She keeps eating me, but she doesn't know that I'm full of microplastics.

At this point I think Bill Clinton should just come out and say he and Trump were on Pedophile Island when Trump gave him a blowie. At least then he gets to go to prison in a way no one has before.

It is kind of incredible that Dick Cheney died and within the same day everyone just kind of went back to making fun of Charlie Kirk LMAO

black caiman

Messaging my wife in a yokel accent just to see how she responds.

I think now is actually the time to put down the game for a while. HR 999 should be a sign.

I really wish the Dems were capable of not rolling over and dying anytime they were doing something useful.

Atlas was a fool to think the pizza would ever be enough, using that borrowed time to get nice and close with Mia's belly. Though, he didn't expect her to be eating even more after he passed through her lips~ Art by @sshr.bsky.social Featuring @talash.bsky.social #vore #oralvore #furry #nsfw

Put quite a bit of time into Monster Hunter Wilds. Just finished crafting every piece of High Rank gear, weapons, talismans, and Palico gear in the game. Probably a sign it's time to put it down for a little until the next update haha

Yesterday I got to celebrate the five year anniversary of me and my wife first getting together. I'm so unfathomably lucky to have her.... Thank you darling for the best five years of my life, and I'm so excited for the rest of them 💜

Oh yeah? Your wife cooked you a delicious meal? Well my wife shoved her massive junk in my face after working out and she even let me kiss it once.

We're only like 67% through this dumbass joke's lifespan aren't we....

GAZE UPON MY WIFE'S BEAUTY IF YOU DARE

Hello everyone! For anyone that is curious about more art for my characters! Ive created a separate FA from my artist one to view every piece of art of all of my characters ever! 😍💋☺️ FA: www.furaffinity.net/user/kaedade...

This Halloween I'm finding myself a little wrapped up. Held nice and tight to my massive wife (@kaedeer.bsky.social) as she carries me around effortlessly, showing me off. Can't help but blow a few loads in her during, y'know~? Happy Halloween! Art by @miloart.bsky.social #furry #nsfw #halloween

A preview of the horrors of Halloween. Sometimes I'll be posting random images in my server and @sequwu.bsky.social will respond with a dumb fucking stupid ass redraw of it. I love it so much but WHY!?

It always feels kinda crazy when I reach out to someone whose art I've admired for some time and the response ends up being super positive. Just feels like I'm hail mary'ing some shit at them and when it lands!?!? Holy fuck. Only happened thrice so far, but that's not bad right?

At the end of the day, my wife is the most important thing in the world to me. At the beginning of the day though I have that whole double morning wood situation to worry about first.

I'm starting to get the feeling that my wife's primary goal is to ensure that my pelvis is dust well before insurance could justify a hip replacement.

Polyphemus: 🎶 Ain't nothin' gonna break-a my stride, nobody gonna slow me down. Oh no, I've got to keep on movin'~ 🎶 Odysseus: 🤔

I don't think he knows what happened to his trunks, or that they're even gone. Wait, what's that fin in the distance? Comm from @sadmishutkas.bsky.social! Thanks so much ^^ #furry #nsfw

I'm like that one Buzzfeed Try Guy but I only cheat on my wife when she tells me to.

I wonder, when posting art I've gotten that my wife/the artist has already posted and I've reposted should I still post it myself here? Basically just to make it appear on my media tab for people? Would you all prefer that or just leave it at reposting?

Always fun getting to explore new friends~ especially ones that make me feel so nice and wet~ 😍 who could resist our nudist tits~ :3 Art and Nyx by: @/nyxfin.bsky.social

Inside of me are two wolves and they both wanna fuck my wife but that's MY JOB. HOW DARE THEY!

Kinktober: Nudist SPANKING 😍💋💖 it’s so fun to get my naked shark ass massaged so nice ☺️❤️ Artist: @/t1raspace Feat.: @las_Shark

Won’t you join me on this nudist beach?~ :3 💖🥰 Art by @/cawwnsfw.bsky.social 💖

Tamales summon me like cookies summon that fuckass mouse except he can't have any. Trust me, I read the book.

Heartbreaking: Longsword user who spent entire hunt staggering you carts 4 times against tempered Seregios and throws the hunt.

Watching Christine with friends and the exact second Bad to the Bone kicks in my wife screams "NO".

In a just society Taylor Swift would see some sort of legitimate backlash for being perhaps the single largest individual contributor to global warming outside of industry. It was already bad but the AI promo material is just bleak.

When you equip the Longsword in Monster Hunter the game should autofill a jewel slot with Shockproof and not let you remove it.

IT'S FEMBOY SHARK WEEK, BABY ~! 🦈🎉 comm feat. @kaedeer.bsky.social adorning the Pensacola shoreline with their helpful bf @las-shark.bsky.social ! #furry #furryart #yiff

I really should figure out something for Halloween maybe. Hmm....

Saw One Battle After Another and... man that was fucking good. Every minute past the 15-20 mark had me tense, thinking that virtually any character could be killed at any moment. Actually incredible work.

I can't believe I've missed 8 different raptures now. I really gotta get it together so that I can make the 9th one coming within the next three years!

My wife asked me a little bit ago who my dream artists to get something from are and like, man I realized basically all the ones I had aren't down to draw Atlas' genitalia. Kinda blows but is what it is.

I wish my wife could see me when I'm at my happiest. Unfortunately, the sheer size of her heavy fucking titties, huge fucking nuts, and fat fucking ass mean my face is always obscured in those moments 😔

My wife is filling up her phone with pictures of The Creeper from Scooby-Doo.

Didn't really post much about it here since people on this site are 𝑙𝑎𝑟𝑔𝑒𝑙𝑦 on the same page as each other but Kirk 1000% reaped what he sowed in virtually every single way. The circumstances are legitimately poetic.

Misogyny? No thanks. Miss-my-wife-ogyny? Constantly.

Being married to my wife would fix me I think.

My SWF watching me get tunneled out by Nurse as I beg for a protection hit www.youtube.com/watch?v=viCb...

Honestly, my least favorite thing about the new Monster Hunter is joining a 9-star hunt, the same guy carting 3-4 times, and then getting back to camp just so the NPCs can act like it was my fault and go "better luck next time champ".

New billion dollar idea: Newton's Cradle but it's just two balls and every time they come into contact a speaker in the base moans.

Bro they took the UI away. I'm trapped in Dead by Daylight. THE ENTITY FUCKING TOOK ME MAN HELP