Birthday today. Man I'm gettin' old.

All good nights end with me inside someone else and I'm not particular on how that manifests.

I already knew conservatives lacked a base, fundamental level of empathy and critical thought but over the last few years I've come to the realization that they'll never develop it. I always wanted to believe otherwise but... nah man it's just true at this point.

Easter-themed vore where the prey reforms 3 days later.

Was playing Fortnite with friends, trying to res one of them, and got chunked for so much damage I let out a 1:1 Homer Simpson yell on reflex.

Every now and then my wife will send me a message that is impossible to interpret correctly and it just kind of exists with up to three different nebulous meanings lmao

Aaaand the second august Com for @talash.bsky.social is also completed! Mia churning a couple of cock snacks and basking in the afterglow :3

Never tell a lady what she can and can't handle~ For Talash!

Sometimes people will refer to Kae as my wife and it's just like "damn, yeah you're right" as if my brain still hasn't registered it's true.

I'm glad to see that, in the new wave of Harry Potter discourse, people aren't directing any hate at the kid actors. I was a little worried they might rather than directing it at the adults involved (as is deserved).

I think he knows what I named him.

Maybe I should mess around on Voresky sometime, hmm....

Really depressing that within the last like 15-20 years my state's education system went from "Wikipedia is not a valid source but you may use it for initial research" to "yeah just use ChatGPT I don't fuckin' care anymore". Repercussions of not paying educators enough maybe?

Seeing people wish for prequels to Sinners and Weapons makes me kinda disappointed. Like, the mystery and intrigue surrounding the Choctaw and Aunt Gladys are some of the most compelling things about them. Waving that away feels like it'd cheapen both of them significantly.

My self-preservation instinct boils down to making my giant wife happy and hoping that's enough to outweigh her hunger 💜

I legitimately have the hottest, most caring, most accommodating wife known to man.

Rocket League players will queue up for the mode where the ball literally heatseeks the goal only to spend the entire match finding new and innovative ways to hit the ball so it goes nowhere near the goal.

I wonder how rare it is to not only get double Redoer in one pack, but to get a playset in the whole ten. Also six URs and the last alt art? John Konami is smiling on me today.

I don't think he knows what happened to his trunks, or that they're even gone. Wait, what's that fin in the distance? Comm from @sadmishutkas.bsky.social! Thanks so much ^^ #furry #nsfw

Every sniper in every game should have like, a 15% chance to backfire and kill the user.

Well!~ ;3 You DID say you wanted to kiss her right?~ 🥰💖 Art by the amazing @/KAMMI_LU Feat: @las-shark.bsky.social :3

Legitimately worried that that new Animal Farm movie by that religious animation studio is going to miss the entire moral of the story in service of making the film "communism bad" and fucking up Orwell for an entire generation.

Getting so deep in my wife it counts as spelunking.

What better way to celebrate Valentine's Day than taking your massive, buxom, beautiful wife to the movies? I can't think of any honestly. Me, my wife, and her hungry cock all out together~ More alts on FA! Art by @sshr.bsky.social Featuring @kaedeer.bsky.social #vore #cockvore

Started up one of those voresky things out of curiosity. Maybe it'd be neat?

Deer furries with antlers should get their antlers at different sizes throughout the year like they're actually growing cyclically. I'll take my Nobel Peace Prize in the mail thank you.

I think I've reached the point where anything being advertised as AI forces me to lose interest. I've stopped checking if it's gen AI or not and I'm just kinda done with the tech sector as a whole. Shit sucks.

My wife thought Australian money was actually called dollarydoos.

What better way to celebrate Valentine's Day than taking your massive, buxom, beautiful wife to the movies? I can't think of any honestly. Me, my wife, and her hungry cock all out together~ More alts on FA! Art by @sshr.bsky.social Featuring @kaedeer.bsky.social #vore #cockvore

patreon-reward or Titanium Dragon #furry #furryart

This upcoming comm is BY FAR the hottest one I think I've ever gotten. It's fucking killing me dude. With any luck, it'll be here by Valentine's~

It's my wife's (@kaedeer.bsky.social) birthday today! Go wish her a happy one ^^

Little late to this but if you can't dance to a song because you don't know the lyrics you're uninvited. I'm sorry, I can't have that kind of liability at the party.

Kinda crazy TeamSpeak never learned that people want a text app that supports voice calls rather than a voice call app that barely supports text. Like, I thought that would've been the primary takeaway from Discord dumpsters it years ago. Oh, and a functioning mobile version.

Vanquish Soul K9 is a deck for war criminals and I'm going to The Hague this shit is my new crack.

Even though the elevator is going up I'm pretty sure he's gonna end up going down~ Art by @/shimonelize.bsky.social Featuring @enodoro.bsky.social #vore #furry #nsfw

My wife's been treating me so well lately you'd think I was a dog about to be put down.

Having watched Dems autopsy the 2024 election for the past few months tells me they learned nothing and will lose a 2028 election (if we make it to one). They're so dead-set on blaming voters rather than recognizing voter turnout is a measure of a campaign's success and investigating the root.

Taking a class on surfing because it's an easy way to fill a requirement and the course material videos almost all have this one surfer in them. Like, he's present in everything even if it's just as a guy in the background, secondary to the main focus. Check the instructor's name and it's him.

Reading some of the newest Epstein stuff is like... man I really didn't think it would get quite that horrendous. I have some sensitive followers so I'll refrain from details but there are some crimes that are so utterly vile, so malicious, so fucking atrocious I didn't think they'd show up.

Despite it all, AI-voiced YouTube shorts where they call Nautiluses "snails" are gonna be what makes me snap.

That new Steam lawsuit seems to have people once again trying to argue that they aren't a monopoly. Insane tbh.

Watching Benjamin Button backwards so he ages normally.

I'm not sure why display devices like monitors and televisions list the refresh rate in Hertz when they could just do /s and then my grandma wouldn't have to ask me what a Hz is.

Yeah, I'm a cinephile. Yeah, I'm on the Weinstein list.

I need Gunn to do something with Aquaman so badly dude.

Seems the poor shark found his way inside one way or another (accidentally or otherwise) and... well... with Mia that's a one-way trip~ Extremely excited to share this piece and be sure to enlarge! Enjoy ^^ More alts on FA! Art by @sshr.bsky.social Featuring @talash.bsky.social #vore #cockvore

Atlas was a fool to think the pizza would ever be enough, using that borrowed time to get nice and close with Mia's belly. Though, he didn't expect her to be eating even more after he passed through her lips~ Art by @sshr.bsky.social Featuring @talash.bsky.social #vore #oralvore #furry #nsfw

Wife: "What's Polymarket?" Me: "It's where you find the third person for your situationship."

Man, what the fuck happened to Rocket Racing? The server hitches for an average of 3 seconds per game, half the players get their positions updated like it's a powerpoint presentation, and it keeps thinking I missed checkpoints before realizing it hit it after about a second. This shit sucks.