okay so now bill potts has a crush on missy who still has a crush on the twelfth doctor but the twelfth doctor has a mutual crush situation with katarina but ljudmila vetrova also has a crush on katarina #tomodachijoy

decided to make a prison for the criminals I have living on the island (those being missy, sierra knox, ljudmila vetrova and melissa from starkid's hatchetfield series) #tomodachijoy

I mean yeah that's a pretty accurate summary of your relationship #tomodachijoy

the kids are not alright (she actually liked eating moldy bread) #tomodachijoy

we must petition for nintendo to dunk on microsoft by making a new wii called Wii R X (and well it comes in a box you see)

golly gee starkid sure does have a new logo on their kickstarter 👀 (I assume they won't launch their next campaign until june though because their cast will be in london in may for the guy who didn't like musicals, and jon matteson at least tends to be heavily involved in the kickstarter campaigns)

hey does anybody remember when disney said they'd be releasing the war between the land and the sea (doctor who spinoff) on disney+ in early 2026 I don't think disney remembers

wii is not xbox

hot take but I think it's cool that mario kart world launched in a state where it was annoying to 100% it and then later patches made it less annoying and I also don't think it was accidental

From the Aeternalae Group: an alternative continuation of @hausofdecline.bsky.social’s comic—reframed through the mythic fable of Zappy. ✨ #TGTF

I hope in the future balan goes the way bubsy did where they just license the brand out to random indies and there is nothing in common between any of the games aside from the fact that balan is in it

You cannot kill Donkey Kong in a way that matters

you got it bubsy I've got just the doll that makes people so jealous they start murdering people for it #tomodachijoy

why does the ioi creators rewards page change the order of the codes when I copy one please leave them in the same spots so I can know which one I gave out if I have three duck codes in a row why would you move them around, I'm remembering which ones I gave out by the locations

wait a second

the winner of the game was Liamtonic (who's not active on here but is from my Discord) and there were only five people who already owned the game so everybody that submitted got at least something in that draw

024. Arbok

sierra knox fell out of love with soleil (even though I told her not to) but now nell is in love with her can an advance wars girl and a fire emblem girl make it work? only time will tell #tomodachijoy

DK64 has the record for the most number of collectibles in a video game because it has 3821? WRONG, Bubsy: The Woolies Strike Back has 7400 balls of yarn plus like 50 or so keys to collect so Bubsy has DK beaten

getting caught up the rest of the way on the bubsy series so I'm ready for 4D 🫡 www.twitch.tv/joycontent

the extra thing that sucks about public figures being accused of being sex pests is that whether they're innocent or guilty or impossible to tell (which people normally say means innocent), if they keep having a public presence, their fanbase becomes hostile towards victims of sex pests regardless

023. Ekans

jk rowling she could get even more money and free positive press by making them make a biopic of her that ends when she publishes the first book

raising my kid the right way... #tomodachijoy

who's we I'm not an xbox

hey that's the plot of the movie #tomodachijoy

stole it from an oc (that's from a different online identity of mine so no you can't meet her)

yoshi and the mysterious book really sounds like the perfect game for me when I was ten years old just mindlessly explore in a video game world? that's what I always did as a kid

Now if you want an AI to lie to you about an app on the Google Play Store instead of having to depend on the description written by the developers, you can!

it's a good thing bluesky doesn't already have a function tied to swiping left or right on the screen so the carousel photo update isn't conflicting with your ability to swipe to a different feed or anything like that

Superman in the next movie after Paramount buys out Warner: you know maybe my parents were right I should be a fascist dictator I need to save the Earth from transgenderism also so cool that I look like Dean Cain now

GIVEAWAY I have some codes to give away for Hitman: World of Assassination! If you don't own the game, I have 1 copy of the game that I will be bundling with a couple DLCs and an exclusive Trophy Duck, and if you do, I have additional codes for the DLCs & the Trophy Duck! forms.gle/crayZhPxhQYh...

it really is funny to me that after decades of "Nintendo hates Rare's DK lore," the game released after the movie (that didn't adhere to Rare's lore) still uses Rare's lore while Mario's lore will apparently be changing to match the movies

we won donkey kong fans 🍾🍾🍾

soleil fire emblem doing her series justice by having the war criminal (sierra knox from hitman) find her attractive 🫡 #tomodachijoy

they should update bluesky so you have to scroll sideways to read all the text of any post because it'll just be one line of text instead of having multiple lines I think that would be better

how do you like the new tardis team #tomodachijoy

gee I wonder what tv show that would be #tomodachijoy

doctor you can't just say that... #tomodachijoy

he doesn't know they're both in love with him (he just introduced them to each other) #tomodachijoy

uh oh I'm gonna radicalize her against her mother (lena luthor, ceo of l-corp) #tomodachijoy

...on the beach? #tomodachijoy

happy to say america's favourite holiday (july 4th) has been cancelled this year because it's being replaced by the guy who didn't like musicals the 2025 remount on youtube day

nothing to see here

any gender of mii can have a baby with any gender of other mii you know what that means (they have cloacas)

I've decided to focus on being aromantic instead of being gay this week so I don't have to be visible thank you for your understanding

what are some doctor who plot points that people often misunderstand (debating making a video on it) so far I've got fugitive doctor & timeless child & why the doctor can't go back to get the ponds & maybe why 14 doesn't keep showing up (although that's sorta conjecture) & river's regenerations

ur not gonna believe who just blocked me lol

my take on this news is refusing to have a take on it because either way you want to have an opinion on it is weirdly singling out one company in a sea of many either weirdly defending one company or weirdly attacking one company, they're both stupid