# of consecutive games unbeaten: Crystal Palace - 18 Liverpool - 0 #cpfc

IS THIS REAL LIFE?!?!?!?! 💙🦅❤️ #cpfc

AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

UP. THE. PALACE!!!!!! 💙🦅❤️ #CPFC

Ah, finally, the President of Colombia has had enough and decided to take to the streets of New York City to stand up for democracy and against a tyrant! Oh, wait, sorry, that's Colombia with an O, not a U.

To be honest we should have caught on to the fact that the American conservative movement is lousy with predatory pedophiles a decade or so ago when their relentless obsession about what they imagined was going on with college kids really got going.

Every math teacher needs to identify a mathematician who thinks math is fake and that 2 plus 2 equals orange they admire. They need to spend department money to sponsor that person to come to campus to talk. If they cannot do this they should be fired.

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LET'S FUCKING GO RED SOX

No but he has a BEARD now!!!!!!!!

A Supreme Court that inserts an individual right to gun ownership in the 2nd Amendment can ABSOLUTELY extract the right to citizenship by birth from the 14th.

"RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!!" "The Amelia Earhart files?" "EPSTEIN!! THE EPSTEIN FILES!!" "Earhart?" "EPSTEIN!! JEFFREY EPSTEIN!!! RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!!!" "Okay, we will release the Amelia Earhart files."

She'll probably ruin Nintendo by doing something woke like making Zelda a girl

No, stop saying the United States is "just like the Empire in Star Wars at this point." The Empire in Star Wars at least had a couple guys who could do magic.

Lincoln should have had every single leader of the Confederacy hanged. Truly the most consequential and devastating miscalculation in the country's history.

Wow, so many noble MAGA heroes working under deep cover as pedophiles and child-trafficking enablers so that they could finally nail that villain Epstein! So inspiring!

In 80 years, the elders will pass a decree that anyone attending the weekly gathering around the communal fire who uses their turn with the Speaking Rod to compare any tribal leader to Donald Trump will have their comment immediate dismissed

He is just an astonishingly fucked up human being

SINCLAIR FALLS TO BULLYING OF WOKE MOB Keep up the bullying, fellow woke mobsters. They are weak little babies.

Not the point but Jesus fucking Christ Tony Blair looks like Old Dracula now

"Obliterating Centuries" should really be the official slogan of the Trump administration

Talk Of Fascism Dangerous, Warns Ministry Of Compliance

My Lai massacre inevitably next

Okay, guy who floated injecting he human body with bleach and sunlight to kill covid, I'll get right on that.

The problem with chronicling Trump's accelerating dementia is that he's so fucking stupid it's basically impossible to separate out the shit he says because he has dementia from the shit he says because he's so fucking stupid.

"FLOODING"

Such a surprise that the number of right-wing terror attacks started decreasing as soon as the right-wing terrorists took control of the entire government. What a mystery.

seems pretty clear -- Trump incorporated the right-wing violent extremists into his governing coalition, which made them less interested in illegal violence and also just legalized a lot of their violence

Comey is a radical left Democrat which is why he sabotaged Clinton's election. Total Bernie Bro.

This is all very bad but I do sort of love the fantasy of a bunch of grad students in an underground bunker at Oberlin plotting the militant imposition of universal healthcare and a $20 minimum wage through targeted tactical strikes on an unsuspecting populace

I'm sore from getting two vaccines, anyone know how much Tylenol I can safely take without getting autism?

In Trump's defense, it is MUCH easier to lower prices if you first raise them astronomically

Anybody saying "So what? They didn't do anything wrong, the charges are absurd, and no court is going to find them guilty without evidence" should really look up the McMartin Preschool trial

The baffling thing is they're going after Republicans (Comey, Bolton) that OTHER Republicans still LIKE. *Strategically* it makes no sense. But this is *all* about grievance. Why NOT go after Clinton, etc? Because for all the talk, she never did anything Trump is personally mad about.

"You can't just call EVERYONE who DISAGREES with you MAGA!!!"

The fascists of 80 years from now are gonna be like "How fucking dare you call us MAGAs??? That kind of rhetoric is responsible for these violent outbursts against law enforcement!"

The Comey thing is going to backfire in absolutely spectacular ways

Never stop calling the administration fascists. Never stop calling ICE fascists. Never stop calling cops fascists. Do it more. Do it louder.

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I sure hope they all die soon

'You have heard that it was said, ‘Love your neighbor and hate your enemy.’ But I tell you, I can't stand the word empathy, actually. I think empathy is a made-up, new age term that does a lot of damage." The Word of the Lord

You know what else is real bad? The Epstein files

Oh yeah well I'm sure they definitely won't now then

Area President Unpopular

Will even settle for the one where that's fake and he lives out his days in disguise in Argentina or wherever

It is GENUINELY hilarious that Meghan McCain believes anyone would know who she was or care about a single dumbfuck thought that exits her mouth had her dad not been famous

The people with the AR‐15 "COME AND TAKE IT!!" bumper stickers sure are concerned about violent rhetoric from the left

This statue was a part of history and my cultural heritage.

Most of what the vast majority of people believe history looked like is informed not by history but various forms of fiction, most notably movies. There's a reason why the worst white bro Christian Nationalists in America treat "Braveheart" as sacred scripture.