I’d go with Bomberman and Mario Kart (plus some simple board games like Ticket to Ride), but otherwise agree 100%.

Pathetic. How can we trust Andrew Cuomo to make hard choices as a leader when he can’t even pick a sports team to root for?

This was the first draft of Kenny Rogers’ “The Gambler”.

CHOTINER: So, you put the lime in the coconut? Me: Yes. CHOTINER: And then you drank them both up? Me: Of course. CHOTINER: And then what happened? Me: I called the doctor. CHOTINER: Did you wake him up? Me: Yes, but that doesn’t excuse his behavior. CHOTINER: Sure.

CHOTINER: You take the specifications from the customer and bring them down to the software engineers? TOM: Yes, yes that's right. CHOTINER: Why can't the customers take them directly to the software people? TOM: Well, I'll tell you why, because, engineers are not good at dealing with customers.

CHOTINER: You claimed once to be “sensitive to the Holocaust”, right? STEPHEN A: This interview is over.

#banCarDealerships #banCars

“Why didn’t he ask me to defend my friendships with people (and animals) who aren’t famous war criminals???”

This is the real reason why the Amazon warriors removed their right breasts.

If it’s important, the caller will leave a message. If it’s urgent, it will be from a number I know (family member, school, doctor’s office, etc.).

A.O. Scott wrote a wonderful takedown of Sunstein’s “Star Wars” book that Kissinger liked, noting that Cass “explains too much and too little, and lacks the critical ability to understand which complexities need simplifying and what kinds of simplicity need to be complicated.”

these boots are made for Chottin (‘)

I hope the bears don’t get raptured!

Have they said what time the rapture is tomorrow?

Bonne année citoyens! !שנה טובה Shana Tova! I love the rare years when both my calendars flip over at the same time.

@radosh.bsky.social They stole your title!

He says he's going to reduce drug costs by 1,000%, but also that the price of a hypothetical drug is going to go "from 10 to 20", which I'm pretty sure is the opposition of a reduction.

As we move toward our fall subscription drive, we hope you’ll consider supporting us in part bc we are an independent media company. No, crosswords are not as vital as journalism. But yes, all content that we consume matters, and it should be as free as possible from corporate control.

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“Oy to the World!” Is a great title, but I’m not loving this premise.

Every time Hegseth announces a new policy I wonder which movie he got the idea from. I'm guessing this one came from watching "Patton".

You can learn about Betteridge's Law of Headlines.

Beloved what????

I knew it.

So much for the tolerant left

#banCarAds #banCars

Such a fun, dumb movie. Also a friend of mine used to insist her arm was visible in one of the high school hallway scenes.

This, but unironically (derogatory).

Me, browsing: Look at this huge variety of things I could buy! Me, ordering: I'll take some more Jewish stuff and some more whale stuff, please. 🐋

@peark.es Did you see that a minor league team played a game as the Alabama White Sauce this year?

We’ve done very little shopping at Target this year, but with few other options we did buy some stuff at Target, and the experience was awful. The back-to-school section was already a half-empty picked-over mess even two weeks before school started.

Anyone with a crossword in the works go check your clues!

This article is hilarious. It includes only paraphrases of two questions – neither of which seem designed to "trip up" anyone – but lots of quotes from interviewees complaining that Chotiner made them look like fools.

Post a team you would send instead of Bongino and Patel.

Congrats to “Extremely Uninformed Debate” on making the jump from public access to every major network and cable news channel.

Surely this all-destroying creature won’t destroy me!

*tries to tip fedora while being really drunk in chicago* M’lört

Of course Trump is anti-war. Why, he even renamed the Department of Defense to the Department of War, so it will match all the other cabinet departments in being named after the concept it opposes!

And people usually like him less the more they see him, so there isn't much opportunity for him to pick up votes from that 13% "unsure" group.

First 🚲 🚌 of the year was a big success, but our dozen riders were just a fraction of all the kids who biked to school today!

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Completely disagree with Josh here. Bolding the specific question is good, and I’ve always done it when co-writing one-day specials. (I totally agree that LL should show your opponent’s age.)

I’m old enough to remember the last time a group of super-rich NYC developers called an emergency meeting to try to find a way to stop a popular mayoral candidate. (It was 6 weeks ago.)

Ishmael would be so jealous of this page. 🐋

Melville event in Scotland this Wednesday. 🐋

Standing athwart history, yelling lots of racist shit.

Sure, arrest the only guy driving a car that shouldn't be banned.

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