the worst part of becoming a hyperdive player is that you can never go back... I try to play with my standard friends and I feel like I'm dying inside and that nobody is doing anything... hyperdive feels like a drug the way I crash after the high of a good game... I love it tho #highdivsplatoon

not my ass trying to actively throw my X games cuz I went to tentatek and realized "wait I want cool takoroka badges tho" and so Im trying to make sure I dont get any of the ones I dont have 😭😭

the existence of a painbrush implies the existence of painlings. I think this is what will be discovered in splatoon raiders. thank you for coming to my tedtalk #highdivsplatoon

i lowk think we need more tower only tournament, this is not at all biased because tower is my best mode, I just think it's really awesome and we should play it more #compsplatoon

the lioness does not concern herself with the gamestate #highdivsplatoon

off-meta teams trying to find anybody who will keep scrimming them after they pull out the double clash blaster comp #highdivsplatoon

I may have found the new best way to play tri-color... turf war is saved, I found a way to hdive #highdivsplatoon

idk how you can look at a weapon with the 3rd longest range in the game, consistent burst paint, movement nearly on par with shooters, 0 white ink frames, a 60 damage shotgun up close, and the ability to spawn 90 damage AoE when you're bored, and decide "yea that's C tier" (this is about bow)

nothing like getting off work into spending 8 hours playing splatoon with my boywife and trying my hardest to learn more hyperdive secrets through just fucking around with whatever I've observed

I'm kinda like Yoshi God 2 tbh... Kitty God if you will #highdivsplatoon

Looking back at my old clips is kinda funny, like, "yea, good job little buddy, you got em good :)" it's fun to reflect on where I used to be like- what, a year ago? I feel like I've been growing a lot, I'm hoping as I try to push myself to really practice that I grow even faster from here

hyperdive is when you are so splatoon that they cant splatoon enough so they die cuz ur aura is better than their aura, imo

oh ya, i forgot to post last night but I got 3rd in TT yesterday :D I don't really do drip picks cuz I forget to, so have this clip I got during the 3rd place match instead (I went bald) ggs to everyone we fought :3 #compsplatoon

I've come to the conclusion that trying to number these by days is doopid, but uh, zooka moment :D (14) #splatoon

Cuddly Colonialism won IDTGA Season 48 (power bracket since there was no master bracket) GGS to everyone we faced, this was by FAR the most fun IDTGA ive ever played @acing.bsky.social luna!! @lyricalspl.bsky.social dualies!! @s1mplesplatoon.bsky.social bucket!! @kattailuwu.bsky.social wellstring!!

I remember getting this a while back and just being baffled it worked, stuff like this makes me love wellstring even more tho :3 (day 13) #splatoon

oh yea... Im a splatoon player, I forgot I had clips to show gulp... well, since you all stuck around, I guess I'll give one now, as a gift :3 (day 12) #splatoon

Posting more clips, yippeeee :D (day 11 ig) #splatoon

"I'm bored" Day 10 of Kat Clips: #splatoon

day 9 of me dumping my silly clips onto whoever is following me, this one is particularly funny to me because im very bad at rainmaker tbh, but like, sure, i guess that works lmao #splatoon

deciding to go back to this bit again cuz I found a cool clip, but uh, day 8 of me posting my silly clips, I just thought fuck it and it worked, sooo, I made the right call I think :D (also the squiffer squid bagged me so hard and I wish I waited to clip it just to get that on video) #splatoon

Hello Chat! just wanted to give a little update but Cooler High now has a proper banner made by the specular @ambirdoodles.bsky.social, we're all very happy with how it turned out! This is a little different from what we usually post on this account, but it felt special enough to celebrate

day 7 of "Kat posting silly things that happened to her in splatoon", this was back during the roller challenge, but uh, silly :3 #splatoon

day 6 of "Kat posting silly things that happened to her in splatoon", for today, this is back when side order came out, but this is honestly still my favorite build I've ever had #splatoon

day 5* of "Kat posting silly things that happened to her in splatoon", sorry for the hiatus, I forgor I was doing this bit, anyways, im back

day 4 of "Kat posting silly things that happened to her in splatoon" because I think saying that is funny, today's clip is a funny I got during a splatfest a while back where I got a dualie to chase me around a pillow for a full 30 seconds, b/c funny :3 #splatoon

day 3 of "Kat posting silly things that happened to her in splatoon", in this clip I got put in a blender #splatoon

day 2 of "Kat posting silly things that happen to her in splatoon" for today's clip, wellstring oneshot tap shot is cool, as you can tell, I was not expecting it #splatoon

I haven't used this account a lot, so I decided I want to start doing a little thing of "Kat posting silly things that happened to her in splatoon" so, uh, here's day 1 I guess, enjoy (god I'm gonna run out of these fast- ;w;) #splatoon