'T Rex' captured on CCTV fly-tipping. (Thanks @john3ners.bsky.social!) news.sky.com/story/bluesk...

Boy dresses as Elvis Presley instead of Elvis the Elf in play. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

‘End-to-end encrypted’ smart toilet camera is not actually end-to-end encrypted. techcrunch.com/2025/12/03/e...

Drunk raccoon found passed out in Virginia liquor store. (H/T @endlessraining.heliosphan.io!) www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Cryptology firm cancels elections after losing encryption key. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Scientists discover people act more altruistic when Batman Is present. m.slashdot.org/story/449671

Buddy the runaway North Wales reindeer sparks huge emergency operation. www.northwalespioneer.co.uk/news/2566330...

Update to the nuns saga: Runaway nuns can stay in Alpine convent if they leave social media. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Stash of ‘stolen’ bikes were not nicked, police admit. www.brightonandhovenews.org/2025/11/28/s...

What a great headline

Rock band abruptly breaks up, leaves singer stranded at gas station. www.syracuse.com/entertainmen...

Hartlepool teenager who performed rocking horse sex act arrested. (Thanks @djdamien.bsky.social! 🐴) www.cravenherald.co.uk/news/2564164...

Dead leopard on the A646 turned out to be ‘some tart’s coat’. metro.co.uk/2020/01/30/d... (Thanks to @littlebonelady.bsky.social for reminding me of this gem from 2020!)

Every single person in Britain: "the chippy" or, if we're being fancy, "the chip shop" The New York Times: "the french fry restaurant"

Bank robber arrested for attempted heist from same branch 10 years after first robbery. www.dexerto.com/entertainmen...

Missouri judge who wore an Elvis wig and often played his music in court agrees to step down. www.wral.com/news/ap/ac85...

Norwich 'sausage roll lady' using pastry skills for charity. www.eveningnews24.co.uk/news/2563112...

'Monstrous erection' appears on Isle of Wight roundabout. www.countypress.co.uk/news/2563466...

Sales of AI-enabled teddy bear suspended after it gave advice on BDSM sex and where to find knives. edition.cnn.com/2025/11/19/t...

Man who cryogenically froze late wife sparks debate by dating new partner. (Thanks @john3ners.bsky.social!) www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Man goes 'full baboon' to confront bike thieves. (Thanks @mrsemilia.bsky.social!) www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Tom Jones gives blessing to museum mammoth named 'Tom Bones'. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Death-metal vocalist Ignacia Fernández crowned Miss World Chile. www.revolvermag.com/culture/deat...

Shout at seagulls to stop them taking your food, research suggests. news.sky.com/story/shout-...

Oxfordshire County Council has clarified that the Ghostbusters hearse would not be exempt from the city’s Congestion Charge. A spokesperson told us “It’s not as simple as buying a hearse. In order to qualify for a permit, you must also be a funeral care business.”

Bee-elzebub: new horned ‘Lucifer’ bee discovered in Western Australia. www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

Virgin Media issue public apology after calling Wales rugby star a 'whore'. www.walesonline.co.uk/sport/rugby/...

Horse breeder left ‘paranoid’ after neighbours complain about ‘constant neighing’. metro.co.uk/2025/11/07/h...

Orcas are ganging up on great white sharks to eat their livers. www.newscientist.com/article/2502...

Man couldn't stop hallucinating women with large breasts after eye op. (Thanks @john3ners.bsky.social!) www.plymouthherald.co.uk/news/health/...

Australian teen charged over allegedly sticking googly eyes on 'Blue Blob' artwork. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

How to name a pier carousel horse. www.brightonandhovenews.org/2025/11/05/h...

Scientologists played bagpipe music on speakers to drown out protesters. uk.news.yahoo.com/scientologis...

As it is "World Sandwich Day" i am reminded of this corking Times headline That's the last time you'll see me at Cheese and Pickle Infirmary or Ham and Mustard NHS Foundation Trust or Brie and Grape Royal, let me tell you

I can't see that this has hit the anglophone papers yet, but: the password for the Louvre's CCTV was..."louvre" 🤦‍♂️ www.thesocialpost.it/2025/11/02/f...

Second casting of stolen gold toilet up for sale. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Vancouver Island farmer left unimpressed by the majestic elk. www.vancouverislandfreedaily.com/news/vancouv...

Swan on railway line halts trains at Glasgow Central. (Thanks @john3ners.bsky.social!) news.stv.tv/west-central...

Dutch parliamentary candidate wrongly arrested for being ‘vegan streaker’. www.yahoo.com/news/article...

Armed police handcuff teen after AI mistakes crisp packet for gun in US. (Thanks @john3ners.bsky.social!) www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Jameela Jamil accidentally orgasmed while DJing in front of 6,000 farmers. www.nme.com/news/music/j...

Quite an unfortunate place to drift off into an ellipsis.

Cigarette-smuggling balloons force closure of Lithuanian airport. www.theguardian.com/world/2025/o...

Wild bear stealthily enters California zoo, is found visiting the bear exhibit. www.latimes.com/california/s...

Police break up Lego theft ring, recovering hundreds of beheaded figurines. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/18/u...

Guys new scamming method on bluesky. Please share this around. Dont fall for this stuff Block, move on.

'Scared the heck out of me': Falling fish smashes Sask. woman's windshield. (Thanks @john3ners.bsky.social!) www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

"You boy! Could you summon medical assistance?"

Woman spends 12 hours trying to catch runaway skunk. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Man turns pothole into giant bowl of beans on toast. www.walesonline.co.uk/news/uk-news...