I can’t be bothered. Genocide is much more offensive than the word CUNT. The end.

I hate everything

Once I was gonna play a gig and the guy running it had a 5 year old. I'd never really met a kid before at that point but always remembered men shaking my hand when they met me when I was little and so I shook his hand and it became immediately apparent that this was not a hand shake situation

Pragmata rules. Capcom made a new IP that just makes you happy to be gamin'. We talk all about it on the new episode of The MinnMax Show with @jacobgeller.com, @kylehilliard.com, @gameonysus.bsky.social, and @ohheyitsjeffm.bsky.social. youtube.com/live/BsCyu-f...

Pragmata is wonderful

You know what's inconvenient? Having to subscribe to 5 different streaming apps to watch my baseball team. Billionaires deciding what content to censor on a show they don't own. Having to watch an ad on the menu screen to select a show I also have to watch an ad for.

I would quite like a job now

Got an email from Amazon this morning saying it would arrive by May 20th 🥲

Why is Bluesky falling over so much today? Did Elon do something again?

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Huh, I thought films treating the audience like dumdums with no attention span was a modern phenomenon

Out in 8 days! Kiln Genres: Hack and slash/Beat 'em up Launching on PC, PlayStation 5, and Xbox Series X|S #UpcomingGames https://releasecalendar.games#kiln

I kinda think there should be a games website where none of the articles are important. Where the USP is a total lack of hard hitting journalism

My biggest gripe with Dark Souls 3 is how literally dark it is with so little contrast. Cathedral of the Deep is a really well designed level but it all looks like this and you can't see shit

Another great motherfucker song is GMF by John Grant music.youtube.com/watch?v=VJ-9...

I really think I banged with this one godribbon.bandcamp.com/track/stfuumf

The original version of my song, Litterbugs, was a lot slower and I completely revamped it because I thought it was boring. Listening back I think maybe I was a bit too hard on it, although I still think the released version is a bit better drive.google.com/file/d/1yNFt...

It's kinda wild to me that of all the heinous things that dude has done, posting an AI pic of him as Jesus is the thing that makes his followers mad

I think I'm gonna love Clerks for the rest of my life

One of the weirdest aspects of being middle aged is realising things that were common knowledge aren't anymore. So often I'm scrolling and see a history lesson of something I assumed everyone already knew, like In Rainbows being pay-what-you-want or LA Noire having facial capture

So fucking good istg music.youtube.com/watch?v=t8qR...

It'll be nice for this one to not be at the top of the page anymore

Stop talking about the shit Trump posts on the internet

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Seeing this cured my depression 🙂‍↕️

The new Mario movie certainly isn't *good*, but the vitriol some of the critics have had has felt pretty unfounded, honestly. I do just wish these films tried a little harder to be something meaningful. Mario means something to a lot of people and these films are such empty calories

I've been helping @backyardzoo.bsky.social with some marketing bits for his first game, Mayfly. It’s a quiet horror with a wicked retro art style. If you want to feel unsettled on a barge, this is right up your canal. Demo out now. Give it a look: store.steampowered.com/app/4554960/...

I've added an FAQ to the site. The most important bit is this - if you've got a cool game coming out and it's not on the site I'd love to include it. By default a game has to have 10 hypes on IGDB to be included, but I have the power to add individual games if I wanna

Such a weird album, probably my least favourite Fugazi but I appreciate that they were trying something

Saw Conclave last night and it rocks. For a film that's basically just a bunch of men in robes bickering it had me on the edge of my seat from start to finish

It's time for people to stop saying "the year of our lord" when talking about something that's regressive

Hey, so just as an advisory note, but: if you ever have a chance to see Sunn O))) live, you should take that chance. You know how sound waves are an actual physical phenomenon? Yeah. Marinate in that for an hour-plus, it's weirdly peaceful and calming.

I love the feeling in Overwatch when it seems like someone on the other team is specifically annoyed at you

Releasing in 5 days: Pragmata Genres: Shooter, Adventure Launching on Nintendo Switch 2, PC, PlayStation 5, and Xbox Series X|S #UpcomingGames https://releasecalendar.games#pragmata

I've gone back to this trailer so many times. I can't even pinpoint what it is that's so captivating about it but the game just looks incredible youtu.be/GVi9Fl49MLs?...

The Super Mario Galaxy Movie is a psy-op to get people interested in Star Fox

Releasing in 5 days: Mouse: P.I. For Hire Genres: Shooter, Adventure, Indie Launching on Nintendo Switch, Nintendo Switch 2, PC, PlayStation 5, and Xbox Series X|S #UpcomingGames https://releasecalendar.games#mouse-pi-for-hire--1

I highly recommend that everyone follow artists. If you do, your feed is filled with art every day. Real, original art. It's bonkers that you can even have this. Amazing. Undeniably cool. And then support those artists, when you can, because that helps the delight continue.

This game caused me so much grief, by launching on mobile only. It just happened to be the next game to get skeeted and I had to quickly rush out support for Android and iOS because otherwise it broke the skeet. All for a waifu game.

Releasing 14 April 2026: Replaced Genres: Platform, Adventure, Indie Launching on PC, Xbox One, and Xbox Series X|S #UpcomingGames https://releasecalendar.games

Dance 🤣

Twin Peaks: Twin Peaks high school, hallway interior.

Please PLEASE let Dreamworks' FORGOTTEN ISLAND be a good film and make Pixar eat their words, also enough with the "boys can't enjoy girl movies" rhetoric The boys that "can't" enjoy girl movies were taught & socialized to think that girl-focused movies are inferior and/or unrelatable to them

Neverway looks so fucking good

Ohh it's because it's Early Access, exactly the sort of thing that clogs up other game release calendars!

Wild to not like mayo. Mustard does NOT serve the same purpose, I remember once I got a club sandwich and was so upset that it had mustard and no mayo. Lubrication, yes, but also lots of fat, what's not the like?

Not sure why Windrose isn't being returned by the IGDB API. Looking at the site I think it should have enough hypes