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Meet The Board Of Global Tetrahedron: Össur Þorsteinsson - This 1,200-year-old glacier has held a seat on the board since the Dark Ages.

Meet The Board Of Global Tetrahedron: Keith Raniere - Keith brings a wealth of experience to Global Tetrahedron’s board from his 21 years at NXIVM.

Meet The Board Of Global Tetrahedron: Lloyd R. Windom, Chief Transformation Officer, was inspired to pursue a career in business after taking part in the Milgram experiment in 1961 and falling in love with leadership.

Meet The Board Of Global Tetrahedron: The Abomination is currently sealed in a cryogenic chamber in Global Tetrahedron’s boardroom, where it serves as head of marketing.

Meet The Board Of Global Tetrahedron: Nathan Wentworth VIII - Born in Greenwich, CT, Nathan graduated summa cum laude from Harvard University before overseeing the Rwandan genocide.

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