transfem rabbitfailure cooks in crop top, accidentally splashes boiling soup directly at exposed middle

btw I'm trying to stream every day this month for pride so if you're not following me on twitch dot tv yet then it may be in your future 🔮🌈🐇 twitch.tv/freeeeeeced

it's hard but u gotta remember to base ur opinions of people on the aggregate of their actions over time taking special note of the projected slope of their current behavioral trends only if u wanna actually know them though if u wanna hate or fan out u can just make rapid assumptions instead

the best ppl that i know who have actually stood beside me in ways that count are literally all either union members, strippers, problematic furries, tgirls with weapons, or in legal trouble with at least one NATO state. happy pride

umbrella dance tom holland & kyoshi warrior sokka are 1 kind of boy, then of course you've got the other kind, such as stan pines or john the baptist

day 3 of pride did everyone get their blood drawn

trans girlfailure pushing 30, shower hiccups

aquarium dayy

Out now!

Tomorrow is the YouTube premiere of my new song with @thestupendium.bsky.social! I've been away from my channel for a while, mostly working behind the scenes, and I'm very excited to finally be returning with something as fun as this to offer you all. 🐰✨ Your invitation: youtu.be/NL_t49Rl544?...

if I follow you on this app I pretty much either know you or you're a furry artist or both actually just by sheer numbers you're probably a furry artist

so I've never seen naruto but is there a way to watch just like ONLY the parts with rock lee or might guy in them? I swear those two are like a laser pointer, I can't make myself care about anything happening onscreen and then ZAP I see a clip with them in and suddenly it feels important ???

What in the wide wide world of cheese are me and @thestupendium.bsky.social up to this week? Maybe it's time for you to unravel the mystery... ...or just tune in on Friday to see what these cats drag in! #Freeced #TheStupendium #MousePIforHire #JackPepper

autism diagnosis costs money do any doctors wanna read my texts and just kinda give me a signal yes or no

Ska against transphobia ONE WEEK PREORDER! Flags for the first time in years Shirts are back! Stickers too! 100% of profits will be donated to the black trans travel fund. Www.skatunenetwork.com

What in the wide wide world of cheese are me and @thestupendium.bsky.social up to this week? Maybe it's time for you to unravel the mystery... ...or just tune in on Friday to see what these cats drag in! #Freeced #TheStupendium #MousePIforHire #JackPepper

oh, you've been choosing "treat" to give out on halloween? interesting, I've been doing kickflips

every year I get twice as good at stuff and half as likely to run my mouth about it cuz I know how much is left to learn

bunny friz!

benny feldfrog is curing my anxiety healing my trauma warming my socks hopping on my keyboard and hitting post

time traveler: I need to send a telegraph to my future self that just says "4" telegraph operator: got it time traveler: is that fucking darude sandstorm

feral

important conversations happening on the telegraph simulator this morning

I keep a running list of impressions that I already know I'm really fuckin bad at so I remember which voices not to try doing on the spot under any circumstances christopher walken is on there, so is bender from futurama & I think e-40 might be impossible too because it keeps sliding towards goofy

OH SHIT just realized you can change your height irl after 6 months on estrogen, just press LT and it pulls up a slider

"draw a horse from your mind right now" ok it's gonna have mlp legs

I wanna give my ocs official birthdays to celebrate every year, but it's hard to imagine anyone from springworld follows the gregorian calendar considering that from their point of view, earth is an ancient planet that sort of fuckin exploded

adding a second section to the fridge whiteboard was the best decision my roomie & I ever made

"After a giddy, breathless moment, the two broke apart. Lylack panted for air, but Petal only looked up at them with newfound fervor shining in his eyes..." I'm trying out new tools today so...have a cute #springworld flash fic & this scuffy gif I guess! www.tumblr.com/freeced/8163...

I just found out the Seattle Mariners have a pitcher that’s just straight up plural and he’s ludicrously good apparently this is all I’m gonna be able to think about

pangea: uhh wtf are we sliding earth: shit guys my fault pangea: ur what

This Mother's Day, I send my love to all the moms I've met at conventions and shows who brought their queer, nerdy kids to see an artist they can see themselves in. Maybe you feel like you don't always get it right, and I bet you don't, but I see you out here trying and it's saving all our lives.

adhd can make life painful in ways that feel so unfair for someone young 200,000 mortifying instances of forgetting shit you care about deeply, or were told only a moment ago I think that's why so many of us seem to externalize every thought in our heads, like if somebody remembers us, we're real

Happy day to the mommies only.

did anybody else absolutely hate play food growing up, like from a very young age? like toy food I mean, plastic stuff. I did. I was so frustrated that it wasn't real food and so none of my prep work "mattered." plus, it was so limiting! I've always loved cooking for myself irl though 🤷🏻 who knows~

the best part about calling it "celebrity jeoprity" instead of "celebrity jeopardy" is that you can get away with it pretty much every time

shoutout chess master akeem for putting me in the habit of saying "that's a PAWN, mr. 2800" in my chess games my rating is under 1000 and my opponent's is lower but we still take those pawns

nonbinary zenyatta on main?

Gas station warrior

did you even go to the gay bar if it didn't start pouring after and you had to walk an hour to get home in a thunderstorm

opabinia regalis is a nice name for a beautiful trans girl

spacechip

spaceship for @ladderz.bsky.social

From our paws to your maws! 🍕

"I can refill a butane lighter without looking up a tutorial," the crafty rabbit lied.

you gotta realize that the 2020s and the 2010s and the 2000s and the 1990s and the 1980s and the 1970s and the 1960s and the 1950s and the 1940s and the 1930s and the 1920s and the 1910s and the 1900s, and so on, did NOT give rise to an entirely unique breed of human being shit is mad overlappy tbh

listen

I've read that sauropods evolved to basically be eating machines, which makes sense as to why there are really no fossils of machines from that time

dinosaurs have actually had an incredible run if you think about it they came out looking GREAT after the end permian extinction event and nothing on earth has managed to kill them off completely ever since & at the rate we're hastening our doom, they'll probably see humans come and go