she look but she do not think

went to the oddities expo and everyone was dressed like me 🦖💚

if you saw it on the bird app first no you didn’t (I forgot about bisky again, I’m sorry) 😗🙂✨💖

ᵗⁱⁿʸ ᶜᵃᵐᵉʳᵃ, large honkers

flag it as artistic nudity you punks (nail tits)

I feel like these are giving Windows 91

like this if you want to rub middles’ tummy 🙇🏻‍♀️🫵

we call this “stuff nails”

new nails, scruffy hair (it’s 70%+ humidity bro) 🫒🥐🍊🫐

sordid raccoon behaviour

my son inherited my desperate need to be cute and adorable at all times

winston will come sniff your eye for $10 (don’t worry, he’s qualified)

guess who forgot they even had this app 🦋🦋

hi 👋👋

t h i g h s etc

hello from the floor bed

we’re making the pinterest girlie table

two little guys

so foggy 😍

Eternal state of being

reskeet with an iconic fictional band

this is my son

me adding one (1) egg to instant ramen

bluesky gets my ass pics now, suck on that stupid bird app

nail posting (yes they glow in the dark)

here are three weirdly specific things from my childhood

I got the crocs

She let me hit it because I solved her riddles three

I have ARRIVED 🙊❤️‍🔥👋 here’s some vintage benzo content for your evening x (I love this little guy)

the artist : the art

hello this is my welcome to the biscuit app post 🩷💕