Pissing into the wind and not getting wet, due to my skills and knowledge

every time i see an underwear bulge or a flat out whole ass dick i'm like "hell yeah"

ooh are people talking about sending stick figure references for posing and shit for comms? check out this one i did that i still laugh at and the artist’s result hahaha. from caramelroses on fa. the fox belongs to my friend june

andromeda is unusual in that it has a bevy of sci-fi hot chicks. the ship's avatar, the first officer, the purple chick. they're all your anachronistic sci-fi hot chick

byram healthcare's website is so ass. it's like the ass of ass websites

cardio health is good, and it's nice to once again have a resting heart rate under 70. but more importantly, my ass is coming back

andromeda episode synopsis: a different ship and captain were having a sexual relationship (the captain was fucking the ship, explicitly) and when he ordered her to self-destruct she went crazy and blew up the planet he was on instead

DEER!!! :) for @gooeydeer.com

sometimes i wonder what the criteria is that make a post "popular with friends." sometimes it's a post with thousands of likes and sometimes it's a post with two

Celebrating with Love 💖🌈 Pride Month YCH Commissioned by @caindingoad.bsky.social

i was warning finny's dad not to park somewhere with his bags in his car before i remembered that his rental car has a trunk and that some cars do not, in fact, have a hatch, because the last time i owned a car with a real trunk was in 2007

hey i've lost something and i can't find it. can you help me find my prostate?

Reward for Hoichi small dogs are so NOISY

MACRO SWAG

one of the races/Bad Guys in Andromeda is a race called the Nietzscheans

something tells me the mariners are not going to sweep the mets

after giving it a lot of thought i'm not going to furality after all. i'm not willing to present my papers to a video game

just got an email from ea telling me they've selected the madden cover athlete so we'll all get to find out in advance who is going to have a season ending injury this year

i just wish someone would schedule something for me to go to on a thursday

i'm so glad shot day is tuesday because it wipes me out the next day and if i weren't working from home i'd be so fucked

man i really should not have had that leftover pizza. i feel so sick today

holy fuck i hate wednesdays so fucking much

beach day! ft. @g1mm1ck.bsky.social

not to make excuses for mount baker's character of the day but utah plates tells me that, one way or another, that driver's from out of town. whether that's their own car or a rental. still no excuses though! i think they should probably revoke your license for failure to...comprehend anything

michael chiklis with hair

this guy on miami vice is so rich from sales of his one book - despite having spent ten years in prison! - he's got a whole prison and electric chair in the basement of his mansion. i'm supposed to take this at face value?

Kon🦊🐺💦 Had @salivahero.bsky.social believing I was some sort of succubus after this encounter.

im literally this thing (0.98cm tall) you have to be nice to me (0.98cm tall) (aaryy velaad) ( art by @arfventurer.bsky.social )

great. the two-day-old pizza i ate is not sitting well

space station 13 theme comm for @whiskeymarten.bsky.social

He nap

UP engine number 4547 is being called “the Epstein Express” by train enthusiasts because it’s worshipping you-know-who

Introducing Chance 2.0 !! I needed a bit of a refresh after so many years, and boy did I get one. The snep is BACK, and quite handsome, if I do say so myself! ❄️🐱 Art by the amazing Strayserval . Incredible to work with!

BLACK BAG BLACK BAG BLACK BAG BLACK BAG

May have to apply for a job i don’t want just to get a raise

I wish I were a meowscarada and everyone got excited whenever i did flower trick

I hate this fucking lululemon sweatshirt dude the tag is like five miles long

I need so much reassurance it’s not worth the effort

a chill hike 🦌🏔️❄️ #art #furry #furryart #vgencomm

If this flag offends you, I’ll help you pack

Fell asleep in a meeting, went out and bought an egg and cheese sandwich, and now I feel like I could fight God

FINALLY they added Mario Kart World tracks to Nintendo Music

I can say it and I have said it but I also get why people don’t like it so I try not to say it around people who have said it makes them uncomfortable.

Every Color

canadian scifi is really good

VHS rat! (Filter is ntscQT, it is NOT genAI)

jay anytime someone complains about the website to why

in pride month it's mx dos

it is the appointed time to Observe Him, please do so 🎨 : @ricket.bsky.social and @bleat.ink