was about to go to the store but then my kibby decided to show up and demand attention

i'm just finding out apparently dad disappeared last night. oh no...

okay my steel soul escapades have concluded at long last btw i also accidentally got the 100% speedrun achievement at the same time LOL

shred your balls with manscraped

An important PSA from Batman

@remyraccoon.bsky.social HI RY i woke up late bc i couldn't stop having weird dreams hdfhsjdh anyway what are our chances of playing rb3 today :>

oh hey it's me

justice jerome

nailsmith got a boyfriend. hollow knight woke

THIS! Reggie did a lot of pretty terrible things while at Nintendo. Not to mention, over seeing the disastrous that was the WiiU marking, being against indie devs during the early years of the WiiU. The Reggie and Iwata era was not really the best time to be a Nintendo fan as that era was… (1/4)

kinda wanna see clone hero at gdq sometime again but with drums

a woman accidentally ate mouldy cheese for lunch. this is what happened to her brain. IZ is a 25 year old woman presenting to the emergency room unconscious

they/thems, would you say the singular equivalent to himself and herself for you would be themself or themselves

fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you

yo mama so racist she screams at the tv when you turn it off

@remyraccoon.bsky.social rb3 this weekend, ry? :>

led 256gb steam deck is 20% off btw just gonna say

thousand dollars for a steam deck clone that runs windows and pays for zionist bullets

a few years ago i bought this thing when it was somewhere around $50-80. now its steam community market value is nearly $400 holy shit???

headline is misleading. They said "some". Not all. They're still complicit.

That's not exactly what it's written in the article. Only some got canceled, it has to be all. Microsoft is still helping this genocide.

this song isn't nearly as hard as i remember it being lmao

"ow my mouth feels sore in a couple places, lemme eat a popsicle or two" eats popsicle in my fucked-up way where i grind down chunks of it against the roof of my mouth mouth gets even sorer

I'm sorry to break this to you Zoomers but based on my interactions with you, you're just Long Millenials

dipshit sandwich burrito

trump championing bogus claims about tylenol during pregnancy is also misogyny. all bigotry is connected

@remyraccoon.bsky.social oh btw i have a couple questions on telegram when you get a sec?

i wanted to keep this solo a secret until i could release the full song but aughhhh it's too good not to share

Thank god I’m boycotting Microsoft so I wont have to see Forza Horizon 6 be like “welcome to the Horizon Festival! I’m Kenji, and I’m gonna show you the ropes as your “senpai.” Maybe if you get good enough, someday we’ll be “anikis!” Oh, but “chotto matte,” we gotta get you a car first!” or whatever

well i may not have been able to play the game proper, but. that ending to R&C crack in time put a smile on my face, mildly cliche as it might be,,

anyway PayPal your favourite raccoon $107.95

god damn it all of the sudden i can perfectly hear johnny test's voice coming out of ratchet's throat augh

so when are we gonna coin a name for the autism phobia that's getting pushed hard for yeah we *could* just call it ableism but this is precision targeted enough to warrant having its own name

I have learned that people just don't care at all and wanna make up any reason to scream hate toward nintendo/the pokemon company and dont even actually care that REAL people would be hurt in the process.

i think that people are forgetting something important with why the pokemon company won't touch the US government using the pokemon theme and pokemon imagery to be cruel to immigrants they're afraid of execs in the US being dehumanized and deported

You NEED to call your reps and tell them this shit fucking sucks! They literally want to big-brother style waych you at all times, zero privacy, to "protect children"

Say what you will about the general quality of goods we have here in the United States but it's undeniable we have the freshest hells on the planet.

there's a chance i could pass dead black heart of ice on expert drums

certified fun song on drums mhm

@remyraccoon.bsky.social you need to be more responsible with your powers bestie smh

small favor to ask! can people look at this list of Pokémon games and tell me if there’s anything in particular missing? I’ve got all the major stuff I think, but I could be missing something more obscure. (It’s in alphabetical order apart from a few at the end)

unedited chubbyemu* screenshot

apparently there are only two medically significant venomous spiders here in the US, and neither of them are endemic to where i live. cool! one less creature to be terrified of. oh don't worry i still get to contend with my traumatic experience with wasps :)

aughhhh ryley's quiet again,,,

garageband is like the source film maker of daws

hey, one of my friends needs help escaping abusive family. please chip in if you can

garageband being a buggy mess gets on my nerves at times but at the same time no other daw has made it this easy to find midi instruments i like