minor frozen turkey in hot oil mistake

i want to have a baby with my wife..... but only if the baby looks like this

day 68 of injecting ozempic into my gyarados. everyone thinks im coming in with a dragonair

i miss my wife

🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.

ME POSTING: Good pussy sound like the Silent Hill radio ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life

food youtuber tried out an item at my favorite bakery and gave it a low score DO NOT AIR OUT MY SPOT LIKE THATTTTTTT

WHY DID MY SAMUS AMIIBO POST DELETE ITSELF?!?!??!? AS I SAID THANK YOU ROSE'S GRANDMA

it literally has chatgpt npcs that you can type anything to i dont know how you could miss that. everyone playing that game is doing it willingly atp

all gyarados should be taken out back i think (playing z-a ranked and not having fun about it)

they should put samus in kirby air riders

夜のラクガキは楽しい（訳：めっちゃはよ寝て早起きしたろ！てすごく早く布団に入ったのに全然寝れなくて起きてしまった）

i miss lida and naveen

how people have been talking about sonic 06 this year

not surprising but still appalling

feeling... not writer blocked but writer stuck. like i have the drive and motivation but im stuck on the spongebob "the"

twitter added WHATTTTTTTTTTTT

the binding coil of dragonite

need a video essay about how amiibos first released as cute but shitty little chunks of plastic for cheap but are now actual collectible statues and nintendo's internal process that led to this happening

playing metroid prime 2 again i did NOT remember that game having tank controls i think the remaster of 1 has rewritten my memories

hello again !! I am still saving up for surgery and from my last batch of comms I saved 24% of my total goal,, so im opening commissions again — if you could share this that would be really helpful as always!! I can draw ur ocs and wolships ✍️🥹 vgen.co/lalafellss/s...

does samus aran even know my ovaries are chanting her name

me

women only want one thing and it's Samus & Vi-O-La - Metroid Prime™ 4: Beyond Series Amiibo

I like Mawile

FF9やりたさをらくがきでごまかす

this is what trying to find ff14 mods is like

without downloading new pics what's it like dating you

thinking about kairi in kh3 yelling "please work!" every time she swings her keyblade as if she didnt just spend a year in the hyperbolic time chamber learning to fight

me

i expected a few of these to be higher but the ffxv one is the only one that felt like it had even less female dialogue than this graph

am i gonna NOT participate in engagement bait? do you even know me??

silent hill f woulldve been so much shorter if hinako and rinko knew women could date

#KingdomHearts #Aqua

am i gonna NOT participate in engagement bait? do you even know me??

quick sleepy y'shtola for my soul thank you [ #ffxiv #ffxivart #yshtola ]

how it feels when old twitter oomfs wont follow me back bc they probably dont recognize me from the layout

i am still confused [ #ffxiv #ffxivart #yshtola ]

Kirby Air Riders being out means opportunity to inflict Kirby lore on unknowing oomfs

legit amazed this app hasnt added private accounts yet what is the holdup

fuckkk have the kind of stiff neck thats not gonna let me sleep and also send me into a panic until it goes away

Riders Amy! #sonicthehedgehog #art

theyre saying im top 3 girls in the world

HAPPY FUCKING EEVEE DAY

mamdani might as well have told trump to get up and sat in his seat the way he ate him for breakfast