i’m going to strangle TFL with my bare hands for making me late to kiss my bf

BILV LANDS IN 2 HOURS WAHHHHH

all checked into the airbnb, groceries acquired and just in for a cosy night unpacking until i can pick up bilv from the airport tomorrow🥹🥹

thIS WEEEKENDDDDD

screams incoherently

just spent two hours organising my sticker collection (yes im procrastinating)

finally had half my hair cut off 🥰

my sis: but undercuts are for lesbians! me, a lesbian: 👁️ 👁️

remembering you have leftovers for dinner tonight 😍

washing a queen size blanket in the bathtub because it’d break my washing machine (yes i have broken a washing machine with it before)

i’m gonna fight starbucks for putting milk in the bacon roll

sat down for a nice productive work day to find that my cat had thrown up there. thanks guys. i didn’t like my outfit for today anyway

i’m gonna kiss my boyfriend this month !!!!!!!!!🥹 we haven’t seen each other since April 🥺

just you wait until my therapist hears about this

the hunger for pizza is constant

right after we lock up the main demographic for school shootings. cis men

Waffles are good any time of day.

A little pigeon loafing on a loaf 🥰🐦💕

i really like slowly changing more and more to my chosen name🙈

🌸🌼

People seriously underestimate how much willpower it takes for me to not adopt 15 new kittens every kitten season I know I don't have the space or the money and my eldest would kill them but THEY'RE SO CUTE AND GOOD AND I JUST WANT TO SNUGGLE THEM ALL

i was crocheting but 🥹

Mental health report: crying in the car to Part Of Your World from The Little Mermaid

nothing feels more powerful and masc than being the one to kill the big spider

Normalize me sucking on them titties

i fuckin love wombats dude

throwback to these two cuties snuggling #cats

part of my therapy is doing more things for myself. i’ve wanted to make this guy for ages 🥹

Someone should look into the pedophile in the white house too

i genuinely think one of the funniest things is getting accidentally misgendered by your also non binary partner

The hardest part with long distance (for me) isn't the time spent far away, but the goodbyes at the end of trips and visits. #longdistancerelationship #ldr

46 days until i see my beloved 😍 #ldr

Texas bill could charge transgender people with 'gender identity fraud', if passed

what the fuck america

This is Cosmo. He doesn't believe in stranger danger. Because strangers are just friends you haven't met yet. 13/10 (TT: lawdogcosmo)

Electric eels

I don’t know about you but I can’t get enough of this beautiful dinosaur bird the Shoebill… 🐦 ❤️

tattoo dayyyy

i wish i could google search my house. where the fuck is half my stuff

My dream art studio 🎨🖌

best birthday present 🥹 #animalcrossing

nothing like living with your siblings and having to hear them fucking bc they gave you no warning to use noise cancelling headphones. multiple times a week.

for anyone wondering how the Online Safety Act 2023 effects you as a UK citizen (only really seeing a lot of USA based commentary, which is fine. It just doesn't help us understand our rights) this website puts it fairly plainly how age assurance is expected to work www.ageverificationfacts.org.uk

flightsaRE BOOKED IMM GONNA SEE @bilvyy.com IN 10 WEEKS WAHHHH 🥹🥰🇬🇧

begging the uk to learn what air conditioning is

new ko-fi goal of $2000 USD for emergency vet surgeries ⚠️ ko-fi.com/bilvyy ⚠️ my babies oliver🐶 and bailey🐰 have popped up with vet emergencies at the same time, right after losing all my savings when my insurance fell through for a hospital stay of my own. any amount will make a difference 😭