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It's my birthday, I'd love if you could toss a penny into my wheelchair jar! Thank you! www.gofundme.com/f/support-be...

👹🔛👹 Dang signwriter did the i upside-down.

Reacting to someone's message with an emoji of the thing they're talking about is the equal and opposite version of seeing cows by the roadside and saying 'cows'.

Game's pretty.

Advocating for the area surrounding Dennis Railway Station to become an independent nation, solely so its inhabitants can call themselves Denizens (Dennis Citizens).

I'm normally the last the speak ill of a respectable woman, but it must be said that your mother is so ignorant of contemporary accessibility standards, she thinks an ambulant cubicle is where a white-collar Rambler works.

Noel's name is the start of his mum's name and then the start of his dad's name reversed. Which kind of suggests that his brother Liam is actually his half-brother by a woman named Amy??

Proust Baking Company Recalls Thousands of Madeleines

@begaysolvecrimes.bsky.social Just started watching the new Maigret series and one of the first scenes is Maigret's wife talking about her progesterone injections. Damn near took me out.

Found a pretty spot today.

Well, one of us is going to have to go home and change...

DESCRIPTIVIST DRIVING INSTRUCTOR: This isn't how people in this area normally drive, but that doesn't mean it's not a legitimate way to do it! Maybe, in a few generations, everyone will be driving backwards into their neighbour's hedge!

I want a girl with a small rectory and a laaaaaaaaaaarge parsonage.

I was trying to get some screenshots of my latest New Vegas character walking down the road, and I accidentally created a four-panel comic.

(on being asked if I enjoyed my buddy's tale) I really appreciated how much sound and fury you fit into it! I'm not sure what it signified, but I'm sure it was something important.

My job in the anarchist commune will be to draw up borders that *don't* imply the violence of their maintenance.

Women are not just vending machines that you put kindness coins into and then the key to your cage falls out!!

(putting my hand up during basic training) How many times do I have to pump the charging handle before my rifle is fully charged? Oh, and how fast does the battery run down?

1998 was a very good year for games. Several of these could double up in other categories but I think this is a fair spread.

If I had a nickel for every time a Brokenwood Mysteries episode involved the funeral of a wealthy family's gardener who was also a poet, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that both involved someone fleeing accusations of past sex crimes.

You can hug your children with conventional arms. That's a normal thing to do with arms.

I hate painkillers. I always take them right before my headache goes away on its own, so I've just wasted the money.

True to my history of being woefully behind the times, I've finally caught COVID in this, the year twenty-twenty-six of the Common Era. Fortunately, it's not too bad a case. Unfortunately, if I laugh too hard, my lungs hurt. Fortunately, I have the new Taskmaster to get me through! Unfortunately,

Thinking about Wake Up Dead Man... I don't know if I like it quite as much as the first two films, but it is interesting and powerful that they decided to make it Sherlock Holmes (2009) but whenever there'd be a martial arts scene they instead make it Conclave (2024).

Apparently I set up a job alert over a decade ago which is still active and finally pinged. Great opportunities available for a forklift-certified Jacobin.

I am in an emergency situation where I need to raise $500 at the start of this month, and I'm stressed about it. I'm still looking for work. I'm seeing a physical therapist for my shoulder injury. Please help me keep going

Lever? But I know 'er so well!

Warning: horse man use this path

I had to replace my laptop about six months ago, and I'd been putting off reinstalling New Vegas because my modding environment had grown so dense and complex. Lots of mods from different sources, mods that relied on each other in a house-of-cards type situation, and mods I'd customised to my needs.

Whenever I search for something and the first result isn't the Wikipedia page for that thing, I feel betrayed.

Crocs is short for Crocter Marten's Boots.

A very weird week that culminated with the burial of a large brushtail possum, which had apparently felt that our driveway was a safe place to hide out in its final moments.

Designing Pokémon is easy. You just create a Water/Electric one that's a water wheel with a face and you call it Wattweal, and then it evolves into a paddle steamer wheel with an angrier face and that's Puddlesteem, and then the third evolution is a gravity dam with big fists and that's Hydrowreck.

I activate DLSS on my gaming rig and the characters all start delivering pithy bons mots, buoyed by quotations from Dickens, Donne and Carroll. I realise I actually activated DLS (Dorothy Leigh Sayers, 1893-1857).

Sick of builder's tea; getting fancy with it by making myself a 'builder's mocha' (instant coffee with choccy milk).

Post your favourite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.

My quest to get someone who writes it 'CIS' to reveal what they think it stands for continues without fruit. I keep seeing it capitalised but no-one will explain it!

GREG: Roll the boulder to the top of the hill. Simple. I can't imagine this one took too long. ALEX: Let's see Sisyphus's attempt. SISYPHUS'S CHAIR: (sits completely empty)

Take of the morning: horror isn't an unavoidably reactionary genre, but it can very easily become reactionary because horror premises usually boil down to 'what if this thing that scares you was actually dangerous' and exploiting baseless fears is fundamental to reactionary ideology.

DID YOU KNOW: Pixar's 'Cars' universe features a Catholic Church led by a car pope. This is because a world inhabited entirely by sentient vehicles inevitably develops a concept of vice and the need for absolution, in a process known as car-sin-isation.

JOE COCKER: Woman, don't you pray to me / lover, can't you see / that I'm just / I'm just / a Shitty Crab BACKUP SINGERS, IN IMPOSSIBLY BEAUTIFUL HARMONY: Shitty Craaaaaaaaaaaaab

I saw a post asking people what albums they don't skip any tracks on, but I couldn't usefully reply because I usually listen to whole albums. So, I'm asking the opposite: what's a track you skip on an album you otherwise enjoy?

The phone company sends 'friendly reminders' about upcoming payments - like, not late payments, not overdue fees, just 'friendly reminder: we'll be sending you a bill soon! :)'. Every time, I'm like, man, why are you friendly remindering me. I haven't done anything wrong.

Making a playlist. link.deezer.com/s/32vHUlKkxM...

DID YOU KNOW: Water is incompressible, but many other fluids can be easily compressed! In fact, a number of popular snack foods are produced by compressing fluids, such as milk (cheese), juice (apples) and cola (chocolate)!

Hi, my arm won't raise without blinding pain. I don't know how to beg without acting like a sick animal hiding under your porch. I can't cook, or type on a keyboard, im on my stomach using my left hand on my phone. Shits bad