AI is for lazy thickos. Do some fucking work and create something new.

“Hurr durr look at me I’m a fat depressed hooman sitting on the sofa watching Emmerdale”

What's the last car you stopped to take a photo of?

Finally I got one published!

Make a Bond movie casual: Dr Maybe

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.

A walkaround of the Encor Series 1.

Here it is - the Encor Design Series 1. An Esprit V8 stripped back to its essentials, 3.5 litre twin turbo V8 rebuilt to 400hp/475Nm, gearbox rebuilt and strengthened. An utterly gorgeous carbon fibre body is used, styled like the original Giugiaro concept car, to enable a sub-1200kg weight

It’s very important that we note that Geraldine didn’t like it when people called him Geraldine. Geraldine thought it was petty and small minded. Sorry Geraldine, we will make sure we don’t mention Geraldine during this difficult time. Geraldine. Geraldine.

Introduce yourself with 5 cars you've owned 1994 Mazdaspeed RX-7 Type-R/S A-Spec 2005 Ford Focus ST170 2003 Renaultsport Clio 172 2004 MG TF160 2021 Skoda Octavia vRS

Ohhh noooooo Waymo - blocking an intersection near you in London soon! 🤦🏼‍♂️

Just me that noticed the Jag XFR-S in the background? 😁

Tim’s Monday Motivation: If feeling crap about your gym progress, invest in good lighting 🖕😁🖕

Well isn’t that just utter perfection? Lovely blue, tan interior, Busso V6, estate, manual, low miles. Yes. collectingcars.com/for-sale/200...

Warning: May induce brief periods of Impressionism…

Are you fucking kidding me? Is simple reading comprehension not a requirement in life these days then? A 7yr old could decipher that mysterious cryptograph. Do you want it to say ‘EACH CAR GO IN ONE BY ONE HURR DURR’ in fucking Comic Sans?

One of the cats left a partially chewed BAT in the kitchen this morning. HOW, FELINE CONFUSERS, HOW?!?!

If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to BlueSky

I'm a man in my late 30s, shorter than average, slightly overweight, my job doesn't pay much, and I have never had a problem with attracting women. These online incels spread nonsense for attention/money. To young lads reading: just be kind, wash, ask questions. Trust me, you'll be fine.

If it’s wrong to love this, then I don’t wanna be right… A 28k mile RHD Cadillac STS with that glorious Northstar V8 for £5k? In red? Find another!! @smithandsniff.bsky.social www.carandclassic.com/l/C1866418

Can someone ask Ferrari’s designer to stop scribbling all over the designs with a thick black Sharpie? What an utter mess.

Rare spot of the day outside my house - an Audi A1 Citycarver!

Everyone in the world: “these screens are getting too big in cars, they’re distracting” Mercedes: “FUCK YOU SCHEIßKÖPFE HAHAHAHAHAHA”

We haven’t been this excited about opening a wheel box since that very first Fuchs. Gorgeous Speedline alloy from the Clio Williams going to be making a display unit for @everythingelectric.bsky.social Farnborough on 11/12th Oct. We’ll be next to the Renault stand 😁👍

No cheating. Post the last photo of your pet (fur baby).

You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you? I reckon I’ll be okay! (The synthetic humans from Alien: Earth)

Post something from your camera roll that comes up when you search for ‘yellow car’

Went to see the War of the Worlds Immersive Experience in London yesterday. If you’re a fan of the Jeff Wayne WOTW it’s a must-do, absolutely brilliant fun. My 12yr old loved it too, VR headsets, actors, music, just great. Not even expensive for London either, £45/ticket. 10/10!

I should really start a Bespoke Chargers BS account, but until then....

Cars I didn’t know even existed yet spotted in a car park #326: The Fiat Tipo Cross

🚨 INCREDIBLY AWESOME AUTOZAM AZ-1 FOR SALE ALERT!!!! 🚨 www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/... @sniffpetrol.com @carpervert.bsky.social

Outstandingly bonkers.

Haven’t done it for ages, but quite chuffed with that 😂 Wordle 1,444 2/6 🟩⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Manufacturer: [Installs nothing but giant screens in a vehicle] Manufacturer: [Installs driver monitoring system in vehicle to ensure driver isn’t looking at giant screens] Driver: [menu.submenu.submenu.foglight:on] Vehicle: OH MY GOD LOOK AT THE ROAD! WHY AREN’T YOU LOOKING AT THE ROAD? Driver: 🤬

Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie. Gone in 2 Minutes.

I hate painting. The interior wall kind. God it’s tedious.

The enshitification of interiors continues apace thanks to Lexus. What the fucking shitballs are they doing with these screens?! One big stuck-on screen is bad enough, but to now do two of them?! Why FFS, why?!

Airlines need to get a fucking grip with hand luggage. It’s all well and good saying people can bring a full size carry-on AND a ‘laptop bag/handbag’ but until you provide twice as much storage it’s always going to cause a fucking problem. Those lockers aren’t fucking TARDIS’ you bellends.

Number plate winning 😁👍

Spotted in Page, AZ. That’s a long trip!

Unexpected item in bagging area.

So today was certainly in my Top5 automotive experiences. Driving a 1000cc Kawasaki UTV for 3hrs around Slickrock and Hell’s Revenge in Moab, Utah. Just epic. These things are so damn capable, like little mountain goats!!!

I feel like someone in BBC graphics is a fan of retro Toyotas….

Moab, Utah photo dump…

C’mon Autocar, indirect successors to two cars that never existed? I’m not angry, I’m just disappointed…

Sixt winning with the loyalty upgrade again at LAS. This X7 will be a very acceptable way to spend the next 1400 miles/2wks. Also: views on views 😎

Well once again, Turo can get fucked, and I’m glad I’m a paranoid planner and also booked a refundable Sixt rental as well. 10 days before the holiday the Turo owner has cancelled for no reason. Second time this has happened in 2yrs, so that’s it, never again. I’ll remain faithful to Sixt.

This is a bloody fantastic deal for a long range family EV - 379 miles for £360/m on a 1+23, 8k miles lease. ✌️

Stop it. Stop it now, you ridiculous people.