All set up and ready for people at the Sunday Scramble!

Men over 30 - READ THIS. 1. Eat more fibre. Like, a lot more. Add psyllium husks to porridge, easy peasy. 2. STOP taking your phone into the toilet when you have a dump. Seriously. Just do it, you might just avoid some utterly horrible stuff that I’ve been through and 70% of men over40 get.

Hi all, would be great if you could all share this post please, want as many visitors as possible on Sunday! Thanks! 😁👍

Just the sweetest ginger boy 😻

@ofalafel.bsky.social I’m sure you know already, but looks like your X account has been hacked. Many have been done in the same way recently… 😡

@jonbradbury.com As per my DM - this.

Hey that’s a nice Rolls Spec…..HOLY LIVING FUCK WHAT IS THAT INTERIOR?!?!

These are comfortably the shittiest wheels I’ve seen this decade.

Rare but nobody cares spot!

Chuffed to get a write up in Autocar for the Alpine A290 cup holder I designed! 😁👍

So after 28,000 miles in our old leased ForTwo EQ, my wife settled on wanting another as it’s the perfect car for her. Wanted the LED lights as the std ones are terrible, but not leather seats. So that only leaves the Brabus! And you know what, I think it looks bloody brilliant 😁👍 ‘71, 8k, £10.5k

Progress is being made. Being 50 next year means doing this is not just important, but a whole lot more difficult! Protein, creatine and hard work. Boring eh? 😂

The rear door opening of the new Jag. What the actual fuck. Dear JLR - humans are not that small.🤦‍♂️

Whelp, after working freelance for a company for 17yrs, and said company being bought out and systematically getting rid of anyone who had been there a long time, it was my turn today. Short sighted bellends really are going to fuck themselves. Oh well.

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AI is for lazy thickos. Do some fucking work and create something new.

“Hurr durr look at me I’m a fat depressed hooman sitting on the sofa watching Emmerdale”

What's the last car you stopped to take a photo of?

Finally I got one published!

Make a Bond movie casual: Dr Maybe

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.

A walkaround of the Encor Series 1.

Here it is - the Encor Design Series 1. An Esprit V8 stripped back to its essentials, 3.5 litre twin turbo V8 rebuilt to 400hp/475Nm, gearbox rebuilt and strengthened. An utterly gorgeous carbon fibre body is used, styled like the original Giugiaro concept car, to enable a sub-1200kg weight

It’s very important that we note that Geraldine didn’t like it when people called him Geraldine. Geraldine thought it was petty and small minded. Sorry Geraldine, we will make sure we don’t mention Geraldine during this difficult time. Geraldine. Geraldine.

Introduce yourself with 5 cars you've owned 1994 Mazdaspeed RX-7 Type-R/S A-Spec 2005 Ford Focus ST170 2003 Renaultsport Clio 172 2004 MG TF160 2021 Skoda Octavia vRS

Ohhh noooooo Waymo - blocking an intersection near you in London soon! 🤦🏼‍♂️

Just me that noticed the Jag XFR-S in the background? 😁

Tim’s Monday Motivation: If feeling crap about your gym progress, invest in good lighting 🖕😁🖕

Well isn’t that just utter perfection? Lovely blue, tan interior, Busso V6, estate, manual, low miles. Yes. collectingcars.com/for-sale/200...

Warning: May induce brief periods of Impressionism…

Are you fucking kidding me? Is simple reading comprehension not a requirement in life these days then? A 7yr old could decipher that mysterious cryptograph. Do you want it to say ‘EACH CAR GO IN ONE BY ONE HURR DURR’ in fucking Comic Sans?

One of the cats left a partially chewed BAT in the kitchen this morning. HOW, FELINE CONFUSERS, HOW?!?!

If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to BlueSky

I'm a man in my late 30s, shorter than average, slightly overweight, my job doesn't pay much, and I have never had a problem with attracting women. These online incels spread nonsense for attention/money. To young lads reading: just be kind, wash, ask questions. Trust me, you'll be fine.

If it’s wrong to love this, then I don’t wanna be right… A 28k mile RHD Cadillac STS with that glorious Northstar V8 for £5k? In red? Find another!! @smithandsniff.bsky.social www.carandclassic.com/l/C1866418

Can someone ask Ferrari’s designer to stop scribbling all over the designs with a thick black Sharpie? What an utter mess.

Rare spot of the day outside my house - an Audi A1 Citycarver!

Everyone in the world: “these screens are getting too big in cars, they’re distracting” Mercedes: “FUCK YOU SCHEIßKÖPFE HAHAHAHAHAHA”

We haven’t been this excited about opening a wheel box since that very first Fuchs. Gorgeous Speedline alloy from the Clio Williams going to be making a display unit for @everythingelectric.bsky.social Farnborough on 11/12th Oct. We’ll be next to the Renault stand 😁👍

No cheating. Post the last photo of your pet (fur baby).

You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you? I reckon I’ll be okay! (The synthetic humans from Alien: Earth)

Post something from your camera roll that comes up when you search for ‘yellow car’

Went to see the War of the Worlds Immersive Experience in London yesterday. If you’re a fan of the Jeff Wayne WOTW it’s a must-do, absolutely brilliant fun. My 12yr old loved it too, VR headsets, actors, music, just great. Not even expensive for London either, £45/ticket. 10/10!

I should really start a Bespoke Chargers BS account, but until then....

Cars I didn’t know even existed yet spotted in a car park #326: The Fiat Tipo Cross

🚨 INCREDIBLY AWESOME AUTOZAM AZ-1 FOR SALE ALERT!!!! 🚨 www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/... @sniffpetrol.com @carpervert.bsky.social

Outstandingly bonkers.

Haven’t done it for ages, but quite chuffed with that 😂 Wordle 1,444 2/6 🟩⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Manufacturer: [Installs nothing but giant screens in a vehicle] Manufacturer: [Installs driver monitoring system in vehicle to ensure driver isn’t looking at giant screens] Driver: [menu.submenu.submenu.foglight:on] Vehicle: OH MY GOD LOOK AT THE ROAD! WHY AREN’T YOU LOOKING AT THE ROAD? Driver: 🤬

Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie. Gone in 2 Minutes.