it being entirely optional is also something that confuses them. if you hate it so much just don't rank things? i bet a non-zero part of the RCV hate is conservatives getting mad thinking they HAVE to "vote" for democrats by ranking them. completely unthinkable to have to do such a thing.

but i thought it was the left-wing anti-fascists that were the big terrorist threat? huh.

RIP Afrika Bambaataa (i figured there would be too many Planet Rock posts)

all of this was completely pointless and stupid. and the Epstein files STILL remain waiting to be fully released.

from having only 23 registered dachshunds in the entire US in the 1920s— due to intense anti-dachshund sentiment during WWI where there would be mass public dachshund killings— to being used by the NYT as a unit of astrological measurement is quite the comeback for the wiener dogs!

Fun Fact: Todd Blanche is already in violation of the federal law that requires release of the Epstein files. The most powerful federal law enforcement officer is breaking the law.

over a decade ago i learned that i shared a birthday with Michael Fassbender. i wrote him this letter to share my excitement.

was getting a bit concerned bun had 2 double canines still. she is ~8mo and internet seems to think baby teeths should be gone by 4-6mo?! has the other one but its looking like this one did yesterday. so should be soon. she was upset i took her new cannibalistic tiny bone treat away from her. 😢

what on earth. why does any of this exist. how many rain forests and fresh water lakes did this cost?

not sure why this is named incorrectly. eggs florentine is like the veggie alternative to an eggs benedict. if you ordered florentine and had ham added to it i imagine that'd be more upsetting than getting an eggs benedict that also included spinach? i already called the police about this.

ooo. i didn't know i shared birthdate with Pedro Pascal?! i knew of Michael Fassbender but this might be even better!

Trump is going on national TV tonight to look the American people in the eyes and say "two weeks"

🤞HOPEFULLY🤞

i definitely forgot this was a thing that existed. and ABSOLUTELY forgot how ridiculous a synopsis this is. JAZZ MUSICIAN JOHNNY DOMINO.

now that Academy is cancelled i hope we can get some GOOD Trek again like these 10 all-time CLASSICS! regularly show up on "Best Episodes" lists! definitely aren't any episodes that get regularly mocked 40 years later. definitely doesn't include one of the worst Trek episodes ever. only QUALITY!

seems bad. a full third of global helium.

hope this racist trash enjoys his "1000 years of darkness" as he roasts in hell. (also the meme was originally Vin Diesel and should've stayed that way.)

sure the Spider-mans trailer came out today but ALSO a trailer for a new Shaun the Sheep movie! 😮

so the TURD HAMMER? 🤔 hmmm... i take it they didn't bother running this name by a few 7th graders first?

the best actor win obviously reminded me of this.

MacBook Neo is an A18 Pro with 8G/256GB. the current *quite old* Apple TV is an A15 Bionic with max 4GB/128GB. new aTV has *gotta* be A18+ anyway. doubling the current max aTV 4/128 to the Neo/17e 8/256 seems obvious. BUT on initial set-up you can make it be an aTV / Mac miniNeo / dual boot! 😮

friend mentioned how AI video has made his Facebook Reels feed increasingly horrific so i was telling him what mine was like and. wait. what. what is even going on.

i don't think we need electric rates spiking nationwide to have some dipshit AI solve this mystery for me? 😂 (i managed to figure it out on my own just fine. 🕵🔬🧐📊👨🏻‍🔬)

ah guess the glitter vomit is indeed real in-universe. goofy.

wait. really? it was dumb enough the ports are different at all. but the preferred-power-port (USB2!) should be on the port closest to the rear? plug power cable into that USB2 and the cord will be in the way of basically anything plugged into the USB3.

exactly as was expected. basically no one bid last time either. they are hoarding plenty of unused leases anyway. play with those first.

mooner eclipse photo. a lot of people might be surprised to learn this wasn't taken by a professional photographer! 🤯

been clear skies for last several days and the moon is visible for me around the times it starts. www.timeanddate.com/eclipse/in/u...

i couldn't immediately remember his last name but Google was on it and knew EXACTLY who i was talking about. 😂

stepped outside for a vibe check and saw a beast fuckin hauling ass towards Bethlehem

a once again relevant classic.

since Trump loves projection and also loves including weirdly specific details in stories it seems extremely likely that Trump will be getting a big "shot in the ass" prior to the SOTU.

some good alaska yard snow throbbing.

bun was workshopping some very tough scary faces. whoa! so scary! 🫣

in 2002-ish i microwaved assorted failed-burn CD-Rs for reasons. tried varying amounts of time / power / different types of CD-Rs. this one had an unprinted printable surface. pretty cool looking results so hung a few in my office. 20+ years later they had decayed much more. now they are arts.

"...charging him with sex trafficking children, sexual exploitation of children-production of child pornography, coercion and enticement of children and receipt of child pornography. " head of the Alaska Young Republicans— because the Republican Party completely 100% supports child predators.

kinda upset that a *literal* MILK TOAST isn't very milquetoast.

since there aren't any mentions of Trump and Epstein serially raping children in the UFO files i bet they get released in full and without endless delays? unlike some OTHER files most people are more interested in?

very dramatic.

very odd hearing people say my name many times. weird name haver problems. definitely not something your average josh or jenny or sarah can even comprehend.

accidentally did an art.

reminder that the first 6 episodes of "good" Star Trek were these absolutely amazing episodes. 😂

we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

🎯🎯

yay! a feature length How To With John Wilson basically.

bad lip sync? girl you know it's true.

Clapping my flippers together and honking like a harbor seal when a Super Bowl ad for a condiment or gambling app featuring two celebrities unexpectedly reveals a third celebrity as its punchline. Bouncing a ball around on my snout. My wife has to throw me a herring to get me to calm down.