Greg Uchrin/IVCaffeine
@gregoriusu.bsky.social
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Artist, Cartoonist, Writer, Squirrel Wrangler, Jack of All Trades, Snarkster
I guess compromise with evil only makes you half-evil.
3 days ago
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Schedule Your next event at the
#WhiteHouse
Come to the
#OvalOffice
to make your reservations. Only $10,000,000 a night.
#trump
#gold
#tacky
#offaloffice
6 days ago
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In the last years of the Roman Republic, private citizens funded the legions--and bought the loyalty of the soldiers.
17 days ago
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The length of time between a banana being not ripe enough and becoming too ripe is five minutes (disclaimer--in my record collection is a recording of some of the original Chiquita Banana radio spots)
#banana
#chiquita
#ripe
#green
#overripe
about 1 month ago
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www.dailykos.com/stories/2025...
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Why Can't This Guy Just Play Around With His Gold Foil?
The horror story of the weekend was the signing of NSPM-7 which lumps all sorts of dissent together into treasonous “violence”. Here’s the list of EVIL activities: • anti-Americanism, • anti-capitalis...
https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2025/9/29/2346124/-Why-Can-t-This-Guy-Just-Play-Around-With-His-Gold-Foil?_=2025-09-29T16:58:36.000-07:00
about 1 month ago
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#Kimmel
#Colbert
Who's next?
#ABC
#Disney
#CBS
#Paramount
have knuckled under to the
#Trump
#Regime
. Will the
#NYTimes
suspend any of their columnists? The
#washingtonpost
?
#NBC
? The
#firstamendment
is dead unless you're so
#farright
, you're off the chart.
about 2 months ago
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The Borowitz Report
about 2 months ago
Jimmy Kimmel should have stuck to acceptable comments, like suggesting that homeless people be executed
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I'd laugh if it wasn't so scary.
add a skeleton here at some point
about 2 months ago
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Michael “Mookie” Terracciano
about 2 months ago
Okay so no one is actually buying this, are they? I’m in my mid-forties and even I know this is not how 20-year-olds text each other.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
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Read the text messages between Charlie Kirk accused and roommate
"You're joking, right????" the roommate responds in one message after the alleged gunman tells him he did it, according to court documents.
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c99g1e0z2ero
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Chris Barkley (He/Him)
about 2 months ago
I STAND with Jimmy Kimmel, his writers and production crew...🌞
variety.com/2025/tv/news...
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SAG-AFTRA, WGA Blast Decision to Suspend Jimmy Kimmel: A ‘Type of Retaliation That Endangers Everyone’s Freedom’
The Writers Guild of America West and the Screen Actors Guild have released statements in support of Jimmy Kimmel.
https://variety.com/2025/tv/news/sag-wga-jimmy-kimmel-suspended-1236522863/#recipient_hashed=4a79c9f5fc8960a26049ea2bb94c43b1e8aa4177528a95b9eec575fa9bd93e52&recipient_salt=165fc6763660b488f46c783a2f165a4a9330120337543fb0c26b692098f24825&utm_medium=email&utm_source=exacttarget&utm_campaign=newsalert&utm_content=634467_09-17-2025&utm_term=276177?utm_medium=&utm_source=&utm_campaign=&utm_content=&utm_id=
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#boycott
#abc
#disney
#kimmel
#suspension
#settlement
#trump
Isn't it time we boycott ABC and Disney for knuckling over for Trump? This suspension of Jimmy Kimmel is simply proof that the
#BoardofDirectors
for
#ABC-Disney
are just
#collaborators
. Remember what the French did to them.
about 2 months ago
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BATSHIT OLD GUY IN WHITE HOUSE STILL BLAMES THE LEFT:
#Trump
continues to blame
#leftwing
#radicals
for shooting of
#CharlieKirk
despite confession by
#far-right
#Fuentesfan
#tylerrobinson
. He said, "A
#right-left
#war
is in the interest of the country by taking its mind off the
#Epstein
#files
."
about 2 months ago
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It IS the new normal.
add a skeleton here at some point
2 months ago
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#trump
seeing
#Yankees
#Tigers
#Game
tonight. Let's give him a good
#Bronxcheer
2 months ago
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Remember how
#Republicans
used to
#claim
#Democrats
wanted a
#policestate
? With
#TRUMP
in
#power
,
#police_states
are in BACK
#IN_STYLE
!
2 months ago
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How much will it cost to change Department of
#Defense
to Department of
#War
? Everything has to be trashed and remade, not just Headache's door. Will it become
#DOW
? Why?
#DowJones
doesn't need to be
#bribed
.
#trump
#hegseth
#DOD
#DOW
2 months ago
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3 months ago
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#Trump
signs
#ExecutiveOrder
#protecting
the
#flag
from lowlife
#flag-burning
. What about one to protect the flag from
#nonconsensual
#dryhumping
?
3 months ago
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“A lot of people are saying, ‘Maybe we’d like a dictator,’” Trump said. NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! Only your lackeys
3 months ago
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National Guard patrols DC unarmed for days without incident. Hegseth orders them to carry weapons to create one.
3 months ago
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Probably with the Traitor-in-Chief's blessing
www.nbcnews.com/video/russia...
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Russian state media shares video of vehicle flying U.S. and Russian flags in Ukraine
Video shared by Russian state-media outlet RT claims to show an armored vehicle flying Russian and American flags near Zaporizhzhia. RT says the vehicle was recaptured from the Ukrainian Armed Forces.
https://www.nbcnews.com/video/russian-state-media-shares-video-of-vehicle-flying-u-s-and-russian-flags-in-ukraine-245202501997
3 months ago
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Michael “Mookie” Terracciano
3 months ago
In today’s new page of THE LEGACY OF DOMINIC DEEGAN, Sweetwater successfully communes with Lake Aroa only to receive an unexpected answer to her question.
www.dominic-deegan.com/comic/august...
Patrons have early access to two weeks of completed pages!
www.patreon.com/mookiebean
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At the
#Trump
#Putin
#Summit
: I'll take that
#crèmebrûlée
if nobody's eating it!
3 months ago
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Very Productive Meeting Translation: Nothing was accomplished At least you didn't hand him Alaska ... yet!
#putin
#trump
#anchorage
#alaska
#meeting
#ukraine
#zelenskyy
3 months ago
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I say we stop calling
#right-wing
#extremists
#activists
Let's call them
#atavists
like they really are.
3 months ago
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FELONY: ASSAULT WITH DEADLY HOAGIE
add a skeleton here at some point
3 months ago
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#GOP
Rep. admits he is too big a
#COWARD
. In Feb.,
#Burchett
claimed he slept in his office to make early meetings. BUT NOW: 'Too dadgum dangerous!'
#MAGA
#Republican
complains he's too
#frightened
to leave
#DC
office
www.rawstory.com/tim-burchett...
#trump
#toadie
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'Too dadgum dangerous!' MAGA Republican complains he's too frightened to leave DC office
Rep. Tim Burchett (R-TN) complained Tuesday that he's living in his office in Congress because he's too afraid of Washington, D.C. to step outside.The three-term lawmaker confessed on CNN that he's sc...
https://www.rawstory.com/tim-burchett-2673877738/
3 months ago
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Probably needs room for the slot machines and roulette tables.. Make America Garish Again with gold paint all over
#trump
#ballroom
#whitehouse
#buckinghampalace
#dancing
#slotmachine
#roulette
#asshat
#spastic
#maga
#garish
#goldpaint
3 months ago
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Trump fires Labor Statistics head because of his own rotten job numbers—that's like firing the scorekeeper because your team lost!
3 months ago
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Bibi nominated Drumpf for Nobel Peace; ex-con Navarro for Economics. Let's nominate Donnie for literature for all his Epstein fiction
#bibi
#netanyahu
#trump
#nobel
#peace
#economics
#literature
#navarro
#epstein
3 months ago
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Donnie wants to drop the "artificial" from the term "artificial intelligence" because it implies it's as ersatz as he is. Let's call it something he can understand: FAKE BRAINS!
4 months ago
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FLORIDA DUCK And in other news, a Cape Coral, Florida neighborhood is now safe after being held hostage by a Muscovy Duck. "Jimmy" has been relocated to an animal sanctuary. Here's a Muscovy duck, but not Jimmy, I'm afraid.
6 months ago
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Carolyn Barber, MD
6 months ago
Journalism. Free speech. The rule of law. “All under attack,” said ‘60 Minutes’ correspondent Scott Pelley. “Diversity is now ‘illegal.’ Inclusion, a dirty word.” At Wake Forest, he didn’t give a speech. He rang the alarm. 👏👏👏
#BlueSky
#MedSky
#NewsSky
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#alien
#deport
#Deportation
#dystopia
#ElSalvador
#FreeSpeech
#gestapo
#Harvard
#ICE
#JoeBiden
#Louisiana
#secretpolice
#SS
#stormtroopers
#trump
#SouthSudan
#HomelandSecurity
#Mar-a-Lago
#Noem
#thugocracy
#BlackLivesMatter
#kidnapper
#unmarkedvan
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Let's Not Forget Our Modern Stormtroopers
OK, I’m a bit slow on getting cartoons up. We’ve been “ordered” not to compare ICE to the Gestapo because it’s sickening. Yes, it IS sickening—that we have a Secret Police in the United States that se...
https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2025/5/27/2324573/-Let-s-Not-Forget-Our-Modern-Stormtroopers
6 months ago
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Jean Marie Ward
6 months ago
Guess what arrived in today's mail! INTERGALACTIC REJECTS, the fabulous
#anthology
by
@calendaroffools.bsky.social
featuring Samuel Delaney,
@kevinjanderson.bsky.social
,
@robertjsawyer.com
, ME, & many more. You don't want to miss this one. Pre-order today at
amzn.to/4m7cFzr
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ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD LEAF OR Comme une maison des chattes Look at all the gold in here. BTW, you kids can SHARE that Barbie
#trump
#Carney
#WhiteHouse
#Canada
#OvalOffice
#Gold
#toomuchgold
#Tasteless
#CatHouse
#Cat
#Rubio
#Clueless
#NotForSale
#share
#Barbie
#whoevergot30barbies
#Christmas×
6 months ago
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MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU. Today we honor the Rebel Alliance against the Imperial Dictatorship set up by a rubberstamp legislature. No political subtext whatsoever.
6 months ago
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Ummm, how many people are rich enough to give their kids 30 dolls at Christmas? Do you really think THEY'RE the ones who'd be forced to cut down to 2?
6 months ago
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Deporting women and children instead of the "worst of the worst"? Guess you can't deport criminals who don't exist. Just sayin'
7 months ago
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The Onion
7 months ago
ICE Agents Wait At Edge Of Delivery Table To Deport Newborn
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In the
#frontrow
too at
#PopeFrancis
#funeral
(he was supposed to be in the
#thirdrow
, but he
#whined
until they seated him where everyone could watch him
#snooze
. And
#Trump
talked about
#sleepyJoe
? And does he ONLY have a
#bluesuit
? Not
#black
? Or
#charcoalgray
?
#asleep
#atthewheel
7 months ago
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"Vladimir, Stop!" Donald—"STOP" is a lousy safeword. Didn't Mistress Melania teach you ANYTHING?
7 months ago
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So,
#Trump
this is a
#NationalEmergency
? And you go off to the
#Doral
#golftournament
in
#SaudiArabia
?
#Shit
on the US and leave And now your shit is all over the world
7 months ago
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He says we could be great again if we believed in tariffs! Do you believe? Say you believe in tariffs! If you believe, clap your hands! (Apologies to J.M. Barrie)
7 months ago
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Tariffs against Penguins but not against Putins. Insane? Russian Asset? Insane Russian Asset!
7 months ago
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Michael “Mookie” Terracciano
7 months ago
I think Normandy is comfortable here.
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The Borowitz Report
7 months ago
“He fell apart in Wisconsin like a human Cybertruck.”
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Democratic Candidates Beg Musk to Visit Their States
Banking on a miracle that only the South African businessman can deliver.
https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/democratic-candidates-beg-musk-to
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The penguin population of the Heard and McDonald Islands has been hit with a 10% tariff. Take THAT you miserable birds! Think you can just get away with CUTE?
7 months ago
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Michael “Mookie” Terracciano
7 months ago
In today’s new page of THE LEGACY OF DOMINIC DEEGAN Mulki, the Kadaz guardsman who quit his post in protest of corruption, gets a second chance and the surprise of his life.
www.dominic-deegan.com/comic/april-...
Patrons have early access to two weeks of complete pages!
www.patreon.com/mookiebean
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Trump thinks he rules the world. If we let him, he will. As long as he has Elon's bankroll and the rubber stamp Republican Party
www.reuters.com/world/us-war...
#Trump
#musk
#deiban
#france
#diversityban
#Republican
#orange
#executiveorder
#thales
#totalenergies
#ministryofforeignaffairs
#amok
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US warns French companies they must comply with Trump's diversity ban
The Trump administration has written to French companies holding U.S. government contracts ordering them to comply with an executive order banning diversity, equity and inclusion programmes, two people familiar with the matter said.
https://www.reuters.com/world/us-warns-french-companies-they-must-comply-with-trumps-diversity-ban-2025-03-29/
8 months ago
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