I guess compromise with evil only makes you half-evil.

Schedule Your next event at the #WhiteHouse Come to the #OvalOffice to make your reservations. Only $10,000,000 a night. #trump #gold #tacky #offaloffice

In the last years of the Roman Republic, private citizens funded the legions--and bought the loyalty of the soldiers.

The length of time between a banana being not ripe enough and becoming too ripe is five minutes (disclaimer--in my record collection is a recording of some of the original Chiquita Banana radio spots) #banana #chiquita #ripe #green #overripe

#Kimmel #Colbert Who's next? #ABC #Disney #CBS #Paramount have knuckled under to the #Trump #Regime. Will the #NYTimes suspend any of their columnists? The #washingtonpost ? #NBC ? The #firstamendment is dead unless you're so #farright , you're off the chart.

Jimmy Kimmel should have stuck to acceptable comments, like suggesting that homeless people be executed

I'd laugh if it wasn't so scary.

Okay so no one is actually buying this, are they? I’m in my mid-forties and even I know this is not how 20-year-olds text each other. 🫩 www.bbc.com/news/article...

I STAND with Jimmy Kimmel, his writers and production crew...🌞 variety.com/2025/tv/news...

#boycott #abc #disney #kimmel #suspension #settlement #trump Isn't it time we boycott ABC and Disney for knuckling over for Trump? This suspension of Jimmy Kimmel is simply proof that the #BoardofDirectors for #ABC-Disney are just #collaborators. Remember what the French did to them.

BATSHIT OLD GUY IN WHITE HOUSE STILL BLAMES THE LEFT: #Trump continues to blame #leftwing #radicals for shooting of #CharlieKirk despite confession by #far-right #Fuentesfan #tylerrobinson. He said, "A #right-left #war is in the interest of the country by taking its mind off the #Epstein #files."

It IS the new normal.

#trump seeing #Yankees #Tigers #Game tonight. Let's give him a good #Bronxcheer

Remember how #Republicans used to #claim #Democrats wanted a #policestate? With #TRUMP in #power, #police_states are in BACK #IN_STYLE!

How much will it cost to change Department of #Defense to Department of #War? Everything has to be trashed and remade, not just Headache's door. Will it become #DOW? Why? #DowJones doesn't need to be #bribed. #trump #hegseth #DOD #DOW

#Trump signs #ExecutiveOrder #protecting the #flag from lowlife #flag-burning. What about one to protect the flag from #nonconsensual #dryhumping?

“A lot of people are saying, ‘Maybe we’d like a dictator,’” Trump said. NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! Only your lackeys

National Guard patrols DC unarmed for days without incident. Hegseth orders them to carry weapons to create one.

Probably with the Traitor-in-Chief's blessing www.nbcnews.com/video/russia...

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At the #Trump #Putin #Summit : I'll take that #crèmebrûlée if nobody's eating it!

Very Productive Meeting Translation: Nothing was accomplished At least you didn't hand him Alaska ... yet! #putin #trump #anchorage #alaska #meeting #ukraine #zelenskyy

I say we stop calling #right-wing #extremists #activists Let's call them #atavists like they really are.

FELONY: ASSAULT WITH DEADLY HOAGIE

#GOP Rep. admits he is too big a #COWARD. In Feb., #Burchett claimed he slept in his office to make early meetings. BUT NOW: 'Too dadgum dangerous!' #MAGA #Republican complains he's too #frightened to leave #DC office www.rawstory.com/tim-burchett... #trump #toadie

Probably needs room for the slot machines and roulette tables.. Make America Garish Again with gold paint all over #trump #ballroom #whitehouse #buckinghampalace #dancing #slotmachine #roulette #asshat #spastic #maga #garish #goldpaint

Trump fires Labor Statistics head because of his own rotten job numbers—that's like firing the scorekeeper because your team lost!

Bibi nominated Drumpf for Nobel Peace; ex-con Navarro for Economics. Let's nominate Donnie for literature for all his Epstein fiction #bibi #netanyahu #trump #nobel #peace #economics #literature #navarro #epstein

Donnie wants to drop the "artificial" from the term "artificial intelligence" because it implies it's as ersatz as he is. Let's call it something he can understand: FAKE BRAINS!

FLORIDA DUCK And in other news, a Cape Coral, Florida neighborhood is now safe after being held hostage by a Muscovy Duck. "Jimmy" has been relocated to an animal sanctuary. Here's a Muscovy duck, but not Jimmy, I'm afraid.

Journalism. Free speech. The rule of law. “All under attack,” said ‘60 Minutes’ correspondent Scott Pelley. “Diversity is now ‘illegal.’ Inclusion, a dirty word.” At Wake Forest, he didn’t give a speech. He rang the alarm. 👏👏👏 #BlueSky #MedSky #NewsSky

www.dailykos.com/stories/2025... #alien #deport #Deportation #dystopia #ElSalvador #FreeSpeech #gestapo #Harvard #ICE #JoeBiden #Louisiana #secretpolice #SS #stormtroopers #trump #SouthSudan #HomelandSecurity #Mar-a-Lago #Noem #thugocracy #BlackLivesMatter #kidnapper #unmarkedvan

Guess what arrived in today's mail! INTERGALACTIC REJECTS, the fabulous #anthology by @calendaroffools.bsky.social featuring Samuel Delaney, @kevinjanderson.bsky.social, @robertjsawyer.com, ME, & many more. You don't want to miss this one. Pre-order today at amzn.to/4m7cFzr .

ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD LEAF OR Comme une maison des chattes Look at all the gold in here. BTW, you kids can SHARE that Barbie #trump #Carney #WhiteHouse #Canada #OvalOffice #Gold #toomuchgold #Tasteless #CatHouse #Cat #Rubio #Clueless #NotForSale #share #Barbie #whoevergot30barbies #Christmas×

MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU. Today we honor the Rebel Alliance against the Imperial Dictatorship set up by a rubberstamp legislature. No political subtext whatsoever.

Ummm, how many people are rich enough to give their kids 30 dolls at Christmas? Do you really think THEY'RE the ones who'd be forced to cut down to 2?

Deporting women and children instead of the "worst of the worst"? Guess you can't deport criminals who don't exist. Just sayin'

ICE Agents Wait At Edge Of Delivery Table To Deport Newborn

In the #frontrow too at #PopeFrancis #funeral (he was supposed to be in the #thirdrow, but he #whined until they seated him where everyone could watch him #snooze. And #Trump talked about #sleepyJoe ? And does he ONLY have a #bluesuit ? Not #black ? Or #charcoalgray ? #asleep #atthewheel

"Vladimir, Stop!" Donald—"STOP" is a lousy safeword. Didn't Mistress Melania teach you ANYTHING?

So, #Trump this is a #NationalEmergency? And you go off to the #Doral #golftournament in #SaudiArabia? #Shit on the US and leave And now your shit is all over the world

He says we could be great again if we believed in tariffs! Do you believe? Say you believe in tariffs! If you believe, clap your hands! (Apologies to J.M. Barrie)

Tariffs against Penguins but not against Putins. Insane? Russian Asset? Insane Russian Asset!

I think Normandy is comfortable here.

“He fell apart in Wisconsin like a human Cybertruck.”

The penguin population of the Heard and McDonald Islands has been hit with a 10% tariff. Take THAT you miserable birds! Think you can just get away with CUTE?

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Trump thinks he rules the world. If we let him, he will. As long as he has Elon's bankroll and the rubber stamp Republican Party www.reuters.com/world/us-war... #Trump #musk #deiban #france #diversityban #Republican #orange #executiveorder #thales #totalenergies #ministryofforeignaffairs #amok