NO FUCKING WAY

it's pokemon day where i'm at which means i can finally post THIS piece of art dedicated to the wonderful fan works over the years! How many can you recognise? #pokemon #fanart #twitchplayspokemon #friendlockeviolet #startersmovieunleashers #eeveesworld

NOW ANNOUNCING... 💌 🍰ARISE GUARDIAN ANGEL: Welcome to Sweetzerland! 💘A mini comic series ft. Angel Souffle 'n friends as they share the magic within & explore Sweetzerland together! 🍥1st COMIC OUT MARCH 2026! #webcomic #manga #magicalgirl #ariseguardianangel

the process bootleggers used to shunt msx games onto the master system was not necessarily a perfect one. sound on!

Crazy shit happening at xbox rn

the Konami Python 2 will always be the peak of mid-2000s arcadejank to me imagine being an arcade tech back then, and you finally receive the kit to upgrade your cab from DDR SuperNOVA to SuperNOVA 2, so you open the case to get at the disc drive, and you're met face-to-face with this:

Getting to know me through media My all time faves: Game - DOOM Eternal Movie - Transformers One (2024) Show - OK KO Album - Plastic Beach (Gorillaz)

I HEART JOEY VALENCE AND BRAE

Another robot for a friend of mine! @metallix85.bsky.social's Isabelle fan-design!! #Artificzation

i enjoy playing games on my pc but i cannot be the only one who just looks at my keyboard and mouse sometimes and actively groans a little bit before i decide "maybe i wanna kick back with a controller this time". this is why we love steam input

More context in the quoted post. TLDR: I had an obsessive fan harassing me for the past month, and it got to a point where he found not just my partner, but damn near all of our shared socials, and even pestered me in a public server. Keep away from @/smashplushxm7.bsky.social, aka Xtreme Mario 7.

PSA y'all! Stay clear of XtremeMario7, this user has been very parasocial w/ @metallix85.bsky.social & I. I'll let you read the YT post Metal made, but I can vouch. This user DM'd me EVERY DAY on IG for the past month & went on block evade JUST to comment on my art here. :/ Block 'em & move on!!

time to be loud about this terrible decision. discord.com/company-info...

if i know discord for anything is that they can and will pussy out if people bully them enough for something. get fucking loud about this

i think the streets crave more pop'n art

ITS 2026 AND I FORGOT TO POST THE NYAMI I DREW FOR LAST MONTH!!!!! SORRY SORRY </33 LIFE BEEN FUCKIN ME UP BUT PPL HAVE BEEN VERY HELPFUL IN GETTING ME THRU IT [1/12] #popn #popnmusic

how many Little Monkeys are jumping on the bed?

Bubsy 4D - Official Physical Pre-Order and Release Date Trailer (out May 22 for PS5/PS4/Xbox/Switch 2/Switch/PC) www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpZg...

vertical shmups have names like "Understated Sadness" and sidescrolling shmups have names like "Glorbian"

capcom are infected by the arcade virus they cannot help it they cannot stop it every time they try to make a horror game they will on a long enough timeline be unable to resist the pull of a flashing COMBO meter and +300 POINTS every tmie you kill a guy

I'm on my bimonthly 2000s - 2010s Racing Game kick. please excuse me if I suddenly start making posts about how you could put gran turismo menu music in a lovemaking playlist and probably get away with it

find me on the 'lil cafe over here! i'll be looking to post more often as well! \o/ ko-fi.com/dessarts/com...

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oh my god

granted im upscaling it at 1080p and idk if the spec ii mod changes any textures but ive been playing gran turismo 4 and can we talk about just how fucking insane this looks for playstation 2? like i feel like i could trick someone into believing this is ps3

i WAS doing alright financially but then my job hardly scheduled me for 2 weeks. i wanted to pick up shifts but people were being stingy. combine w/me having to pay half of the phone bill and now i have $61 in my account. my next check isnt for 2 more weeks. anything helps paypal.me/METALLIX85

making dumb shit instead of working on my game

BrainPOP launched 26 years ago today.

there is a rarely (if ever?) spoken about gamecube era aesthetic of stylized graphics mixed with textures made from real world photographs and I hope a bunch of indie devs embrace this at some point

Tips for new Bluesky users:

spyro 3 at the barbershop. i love how all the NPCs in old insomniac games are either stupid, assholes, or both but theyre so funny that you lowkey dont care

a good friend really does make anything fun because tell me why the fuck i have been laughing at old atari games with my BFF for like an hour

how it feels to like rhythm games but suck ass at all of them

bought an anbernic rg35xxsp recently. very nifty little device. its so fucking surreal being able to play PS1 games on something the size of my palm. like i beat um jammer lammy on this thing a day ago. wild shit

“try water fox or ice weasel” try chill penguin. install flame mammoth. you just download bubble crab. literally just use boomer kuwanger. sting chameleon has a search bar, use it to find toxic seahorse.

I asked what I should use instead of firefox and someone said “floorp” and I legitimately thought it was a bit for like five minutes. tech has gone beyond making the torment nexus real to making poob real.

now that megaman 12 has a release date we can finally confirm that clarissa explains it all takes place in the year 2027

qwark always stole the show every time he showed up in a ratchet game. this fuckin hurts man, i've only been a ratchet fan for 5 years but i loved his performance a lot. i knew he had health problems at the time of rift apart's release but i wasn't expecting him to go so soon. rest in power :(

guilty........

ITS FUCKIN DECEMBER BITCHES. WE ARE HOLLY. WE ARE JOLLY. NAUGHTYCELS SEETHING AT NICECHADS RN. a timely nyami (ft mimi) for december. now to find 12 nyamis for next year :D (12/12)

technology is so fucking funny. i got an error booting forza horizon 3 telling me my graphics card is too unsupported because the game is like 9 years old and I'm on a 5060. then i had to download a patch for sims 3 because 12th gen and later intel cpus apparently do not play nice with that game

i rly like how clear michiko sakurai's "phases" are. it's lovely tbh