Before letting my 4 year old watch Air Bud I did…not really think through the implications for our poor 14 year old dog and what would suddenly be expected of him

Lately I’ve been getting targeted Neiman Marcus ads (because apparently the algorithm doesn’t know I don’t have Neiman Marcus money lol) but anyway apparently the rich are buying…bizarre little containers?? Featuring an aggressive amount of some creature’s ass??? For $650?!?!?!?!?!???

Sometimes in the fog of war (having babies/toddlers) it’s easy to forget the hilarious stuff, like when my youngest became obsessed with “the most beautiful building in the city” to the point we drove around everywhere trying to find it…only to learn it was a boarded up/out of business tanning salon

Made out with Greta Gerwig in a dream last night. I continue to be very impressed by the Barbie marketing team!

No one talks about this, but the best part of having children is that there is someone who finally gets properly excited when you come home and say hey I saw a cool bird

this summer DO get it twisted. benedict cumberbatch is The Slinky. coming downstairs august 18th

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if i have to abandon this website too im just going to start writing my intrusive thoughts on bricks and throwing them off the highway overpass