Look I know we all had the same disturbing vision of Greg Stillson, but he is still the best man for the job

“One of the guards always tells the truth and the other always lies” - The Product

One battle? OK, I guess. But another battle after that?

whispering to wife “this is the battle after the other one”

Real 9/11 weather today

do you think the Predators talk about earth like “oh yeah they are a real breeze, except for like that one that always kills you”

You up, pondering your orb prices. Wait till Trump’s tariffs raise your orb prices.

Guy who just saw Gattaca 25 years too late to talk about it. “Sure are a lot of people talking about the plot of Gattaca”.

bananas are $6 million now. no wonder why Biden lost

Forigiato Blow aka the MAGA Rapper, named Trump’s pick for Secretary of the Interior