Blanche better be careful or he will be looking at a lifetime tenure as Professor of Law at UC Berkeley

definitely not burying the lede here

Boastful Quaker Oats ad, Chicago 1891

Next week on The Pitt

Going to an online portal sounds so much cooler than it actually is

my life saving on Trump calling Iranians “tough cookies”

When you were partying, I studied the Blade...2...website. For details about the movie and its characters

Choose your fighter. @tomsuozzi.bsky.social says he agrees with Trump, and signals that he simply wants to bomb Iran with a bit more decorum and ideally not for too long. I believe it is foolish to start another forever war with preemptive strikes. We already made that mistake once.

I am struggling to see how this differs from US domestic and foreign policy for the past 75 years

I wrote about Minnesota and ICE and how average Americans are reclaiming the power that the administration is abusing. www.pbump.net/o/this-is-wh...

I also cannot photoshop, but I did my best.

“Now that thats out of the way, does anyone have any questions on the 5 Pillars of Affordability which we will also do nothing about?”

there are a precious few times in my life I have laughed as hard as I did during Jeremy Culhane’s “Mr. On Blast” bit #snl

great news! @brendelbored.bsky.social nypost.com/2026/01/14/l...

btw I believe turning normie liberals against the democratic party is the first step of The Only Way Out Of This That Isn't A Hot Civil War and that's why i am Like This

This headline implies it might not be tricky at all to run a country of 30 million people whose president was just kidnapped

they tried to take this app away from us

and thats before inflation folks

Sir General sir, we got that dang pennywise the clown on radar

No Kings includes short kings

that’s the kind of slap we want to see from will smiths

Look I know we all had the same disturbing vision of Greg Stillson, but he is still the best man for the job

“One of the guards always tells the truth and the other always lies” - The Product

One battle? OK, I guess. But another battle after that?

whispering to wife “this is the battle after the other one”

Real 9/11 weather today

do you think the Predators talk about earth like “oh yeah they are a real breeze, except for like that one that always kills you”

You up, pondering your orb prices. Wait till Trump’s tariffs raise your orb prices.

Guy who just saw Gattaca 25 years too late to talk about it. “Sure are a lot of people talking about the plot of Gattaca”.

bananas are $6 million now. no wonder why Biden lost

Forigiato Blow aka the MAGA Rapper, named Trump’s pick for Secretary of the Interior