Ferengi Rules of Acquisition
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I’m here to point out great and ironic examples of the Rules of Acquisition
At least in Scrooged Frank Cross makes a very effective advertisement for his Christmas Eve programming.
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Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity Keep your ears open
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Ross Webster
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I google 'rules of acquisition' way too often
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If you see this, post a monster. … he’s a union man 😳😳
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Saw Wicked: For Good today, and the Ferengi Star Alliance is looking forward to receiving millions in royalties for the repeated use of our 285th
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"No good deed goes unpunished"
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Saw Wicked: For Good today, and the Ferengi Star Alliance is looking forward to receiving millions in royalties for the repeated use of our 285th
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"No good deed goes unpunished"
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There are two wolves inside you. My two wolves:
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Coach Gowron
23 days ago
Wielding power over the powerless is the mark of the bully. Wielding strength against the weak is cowardice. Real strength is when you have such power, but choose to use it in defence of the vulnerable instead. That is the mark of the true warrior.
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The Ferengi government is better than anything in the United States right now.
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Finally set all my Facebook posts private and deleted the app from my phone. Just too much toxicity.
about 1 month ago
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Sorry!! Never be afraid to mislabel a product
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Commander Tuvok
about 1 month ago
I believe our definitions of the word "ship" differ.
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Give me your favorite Star Trek ship
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about 1 month ago
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The Grand Nagus requests the safe return of all Ferengi refugees.
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Coach Gowron
about 1 month ago
In dark times it is easy to become overwhelmed, to feel helpless. That is what your enemies want. Defy them. Deny them this, and let that be your first step toward denying them victory, and then seizing it yourself.
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Sometimes what you get for free costs entirely too much
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Finally finished Strange New Worlds. Really enjoyed this show. Most recent season wasn’t as good as the previous seasons, but I still enjoyed it quite a bit. There’s so much more to explore with these characters. Please do something with it, paramount.
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Ross Webster
about 2 months ago
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Forget the Pizza Index, can anyone confirm the location of Kevin Kline?
3 months ago
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The Ferengi have been doing this for centuries
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My Fantastic Four!
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Al Yankovic
5 months ago
loading . . .
Weird Al’s Secret NES Game!! (ft. “Weird Al” Yankovic)
YouTube video by Doogtoons
https://youtu.be/Eb9B8cHbkWc?si=0AAq8IlrP331Bzc4
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On the Maryland opt out case: the best way to fight it seems to be for parents in that district to opt their children out of any elementary books that show heteronormative relationships. If it goes one way it needs to go the other way too
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“Learn the customer’s weaknesses so that you can better take advantage of him.”
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“Zek!”
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“Learn the customer’s weaknesses so that you can better take advantage of him.”
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"Learn the customer's weaknesses so that you can better take advantage of him."
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"Free advice is seldom cheap."
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"Beware the man who doesn't take time for Oo-mox."
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Every man has his price
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Share a bad guy from the 80’s
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7 months ago
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Pope Tube Grubs III
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Carl
7 months ago
No wonder they want to get rid of it
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Ulrich - „nuke from orbit - only way to be sure.“
7 months ago
What I’m wearing to the Met Gala.
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What I’m wearing to the Met Gala
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Post some magic ✨
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Never spend more for an acquisition than you have to.
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southpaw
7 months ago
You forgot to mention she resigned in protest in January after you killed her cartoon about your plutocrat owner.
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Once you have their money, you never give it back
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Location, location, location.
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Learn the customer's weaknesses so that you can better take advantage of him
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Learn the customer's weaknesses, so that you can better take advantage of him.
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"Your boss is only worth what he pays you."
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"I'd kill for you" "Please don't"
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Admiral Funnest Frontier Prime 🏴☠️🖖
7 months ago
Good Morning
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I hope y'all have a Fantastic
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🤣😂🤣😂🖖 LLAP
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Coach Gowron
7 months ago
Sometimes the feats you perform on your worst days are far beyond what you can imagine on your best. There is hidden strength inside you, which may show only when you need it the most. Count on it.
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Zuck: The average American has three friends
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War is good for business.
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