London in October 🙌🏻 get to see this dork again

Bahaha if I could get my life together 😂

Pride month ended but I think I'm still into men

Woke up too horny 🙃🙃

The nurse at my doctors office told me I looked 22 today, and I don’t think she realized how it carried me through the day

Omg fuck yeah! Team Rhaenyra all the way 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

Fucking it up

Send help! I’m too stoned to be building this ikea level bullshit. Like dear god

Off to work 😛

Absolute downpour outside and I’ve decided against clothes for the day

Mondays. I'm thinking of resigning too actually

Lololol. Realized my eyes looked weird in that pic. Had to delete 🙃

Went full circle and fucked the dude I lost my virginity to 14 years ago. Tbh, still good 🙌🏻🙌🏻

Impulse buying a PS5 for God of War

Absolutely maniacal to make your bottom cum early and then keep pounding

Wouldn’t mind getting used today

“Think you can take it?” Yes. Or I’ll die trying.

It’s too fucking hot out

Locker room realness

so are we all just gonna continue like nothings wrong and the price of everything is normal cuz i’m about to be broke broke and i know im not alone like

Being single is just forcing yourself to eat leftovers

Fuck it

Micheal just cancelled all of the streaming services since our divorce. Fucking hell 😫😫😫

Last night I was at a wedding chatting with a small group of people talking about tv. I got excited and asked if anyone was watching Maul Shadow Lord…. Holy fuck did I learn quick they’re all losers

I may be turning 34 today but in a way, I have not yet turned 30

Busy week ahead. Gotta mentally prepare.

Back to the days of having your garage door opener clipped to your visor and installing an after market remote starter. Fuck the corporate greed.

Last night I watched a gay take 20 points to parallel park. The shame of it all as I stood there watching 😂

Today took an unexpected turn and now I’m filled with cum at work :P Tuesday is shaping up to be a great day 😂

Filing for divorce the same week as Valentine’s Day is my new calling card. After 12 years, your boy is going solo

I don’t think we use the word odious enough these days

This is a Florida hate account btw

I’m actually kinda proud of it

And it’s thick 😈

Holy shit. Found my gym crush on Grindr 🙌🏻 six months of seeing this dude across the gym and he messages me

Starting 2026 off

Entering 2026 with a jobless husband and what feels like near death parents….. fingers crossed the year goes well 😂😂

5am bong rips like a menace

I’ve been like out of control horny this week 🥵😣

Three more days and then my first vacation of the year 🙌🏻🙌🏻

I kind of always thought the goal was to keep a professional and a personal life…. I don’t understand why you’re asking about the time you don’t pay me for.

Me at work - being professional My boss - here’s two hours of feedback on why we want you to be more relaxed and personable. “We want to get to know you”

*in need of a heavy cock slapping across my face 😰

tonight’s results having me feeling hopeful for the first time in a year

He said eat it, I said fuck it 🍑: @bubblehimboking.bsky.social

I’m starting to think this kid has a serious problem.

Best part of my doctors visit was her telling me I reached my goal weight, only to later confirm I have walking pneumonia 🙃🙃