By "locktober" I'm talkin about locking in on this goddamn home made lasagna, mamma mia 🇮🇹

The US justice system is such a goddamn joke bc HOW IN THE FUCK DID SEAN COMBS GET 4 YEARS ??? Lmfao. Dumb ass country istg.

Everyone needs to be calling @govpritzker.illinois.gov and telling him that the plan to have state and county law enforcement is EXTREMELY UNSAFE and those officers are ASSISTING ICE/CBP. Horrible idea by all involved. Shame.

Hey @govpritzker.illinois.gov these state police are making you out to be a liar

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Funniest part to me is that I don't see a single diss here. Just her telling on herself for being incredible boring.

I hate seeing very tall adults with baby faces. It's disturbing. Upsetting, even.

Good morning everything sucks but hockey season starts again next week so. At least I have that.

quick while the government is shut down let’s all switch to metric

It should've been him in 2016......

Fuck Scott Turner and the stupid fucking ghouls running HUD rn, I hate you.

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For some incredibly unknown, mysterious, and completely unspecific reason, this Libra season/autumn/pre-birthday season isn't feeling as cheerful as it used to. Wonder why......

Okay @govpritzker.illinois.gov that's cool but can you do something ?????

He's got big shoes to fill, KDot's performance was exquisite. Gotta keep calling out that American Pedo Cult.

Keep honking, I'm listening to Sarah Kinsley's latest single "Fleeting" and embracing the transient nature of being

Not bad for last running in July. No training, just vibes.

One of the most evil things about this (among the many other evil things ofc) is that it pits working class people against each other. It's really sad and frustrating that decent paying jobs exist when it's convenient for the capitalists, when they can manufacture a crisis. Fuckt up shit. Hate this.

I hate how much I love straight women

What might not occur to you upon reading this headline is that, in other words, ICE is targeting gay men of color Every queer press org should be picking up this story

The "general strike" graphics that pop up on social media mean the same thing to me as "the end of the world tomorrow" type shit. Like idk man. It's not happening.

we were meant to live for so much more . half we lost ourselves ?

The way that the left cannibalizes itself over everything 🥰🥰🥰

Me on the blue line today under the new Portillo's Italian beef ads

Remember when they said that world was gonna end 13 years ago? Ciao!

This rapture making me eeeeepy

I've basically been single for 5 years and I kinda wish the rapture would happen. Like......make it end lol.

Happy Rapture Day to all those who celebrate

if they really wanted to make america great again they would bring back quaaludes

Yummy Tylenol

It's a good day!

Hey @govpritzker.illinois.gov what are you going to do about this?

I'm muting his name. I've had enough. Like he's literally dead, move on.

Genuinely powerful words to live by.

This is what we're dealing with.

It's a lot worse than we think.

We kinda fuckt up with free speech imo

They should invent a cigarette with the power of a dozen bigger cigarettes

If I suddenly stop posting......

Updated to ios 26 and I gotta say, I'm going to get a flip phone.

Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough

Broke: B Woke: D Bespoke: A

My only desire is to be remembered as a hot person. That's really it.

Deactivated Twitter once Musk bought it, no regrets. Deactivated Instagram over data concerns and censorship, no regrets. Deactivated TikTok when Trump first threatened to ban it, did not reactivate. No regrets!

Of the opinion that Tyler is being framed. Or potentially taking the fall for someone else. Maybe an inside job? Curious...