Idk why but rachel Zoe in #rhobh is deeply infuriating to me

Today is the last day of my full time job being a bartender. As a person in recovery, I couldn’t be any more grateful

If bisexuality isn’t real then why am I crying to Neko Case right now???

The most Cincinnati shit ever is a guy calling the landline at the bar to ask if anyone has found his rosary

Charles Booker and Jasmine Crockett winning senate races would make me lib out so effing hard

imagine the death threats parents of trans children get bcos of all the lies and misinformation marjorie taylor greene has spent years spreading about gender affirming care for youth. imagine the trans ppl who have been murdered bcos of all the lies marjorie taylor greene has spent years spreading.

lorazepam

So many reasons to be grateful I’m not Olivia Nuzzi, but the primary one is that none of my messy indecency with gross older men ever made it out of said old men’s friends man caves or whatever old men do

America is so fascist the COY is white

Lana Del Rey made my top 5 on Spotify wrapped AGAIN, reminding me that at one point this year I was so depressed the little quote on a tea bag struck me as inspirational

Can’t wait to be good at BlueSky next year

Obligatory snow post

One of my bar staff screamed at a racist patron today and hoo boy I cannot wait to read the review they are for sure gonna leave

Really grateful to not be partnered with the genre of person who wears an NFL jersey on thanksgiving

My mom, immediately after the new Avatar trailer: “god I hate colonialism”

Bruh I totally forgot about DOGE lol

Folks, Zohran Mamdani—smart guy, reminds me of a young me—you know what he said, I told him, “Zohran, I’m gonna do it, I’m gonna say the shahada,” and he said to me “Mr. President, you should say a third line confirming your belief in the wilayat of Ali,” should we do it folks? Should we say it?

Very brave of the Secret Lives Of Mormon Wives gals to just abandon the concept of a fourth wall entirely

I always wait a couple games before inputting the entire UofL hoops schedule in my calendar, to make sure it’ll be worth the time commitment and data-entry task. TODAY WAS THAT DAY WE GOIN UNDEFEATED BABYYYY

GOD IS A LOUISVILLE CARDINALS FAN

I got to vote against JD Vance’s little shit brother in my local mayoral election today. Local elections matter! You can bum out a ghoul who lives nearby!!!!

Tsar Alexander I’s scary bathtub has endorsed Andrew Cuomo

Jared from Subway has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo

The Chernobyl Disaster has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo

Today I became the person that put fish in the work microwave. I’ll never go back. This life of danger is so for me

Seamlessly gliding from one cult to another by applying Prosperity Gospel to the AA basket

Stray wood is boy jars

labubu water birth

People really melting down about a Qatari base on US soil as if American foreign policy isn’t built upon us having bases in sovereign countries all over the world. Aight okay

I need someone to pay me $65K a year to be smart and cool and goo at hyping people up, but like, for a good cause

Happy Caturday from Ziggy, who doesn’t care that a Cincinnati lizard lives in our apartment now, apparently

THEY NEVER GOT ASSATA AND THEY NEVER WILL. SHE DIED A FREE BLACK WOMAN

I feel like I’m taking hit after hit lately in life and as soon as I’m out of The Sads another one comes along. This shit is for the birds.

Evangelical indoctrination is crazy. I haven’t identified as a Christian in 18 years AND YET all this rapture talk has me cold-sweating with anxiety.

Got to pet SIX different cats today so yeah my weekend is going great

Got a new iPhone today. Went for a 14 cause my old iPhone still had a BUTTON. A BUTTON. I am so disoriented

Took my uninsured ass to Walgreens to get a Covid booster and they wanted me to pay $225 for that shit WE ARE IN HELL

We all need to be thinking more about our hair in general. Cause the hair you got going right now is the hair you gotta take to a funeral maybe. Some of yall are looking wild out here

I wonder how the 2025 media would have treated John Brown

okay the thing is you only *liked* Charlie Kirk or thought he was an interesting voice if you were at best fascist-curious

OH MY GOD MY FRIDGE IS BROKEN THIS MAY RUIN MY LIFE

Laundry in a large apartment building is like manhattan real estate and I am the fucking JOKER I am going to BURN out of date fish on EVERY landing in retaliation

Dunking kettle chips in raitha

Caturday

I think if 14 year old me could see me picking up Indian to go, tidying my apartment, and eating ice cream on the couch watching reality tv she would be so fucking pumped we get to live like this

Participating in the "I know a guy" economy is more mutual aid praxis than the average activist could dream of.

It’s my birthday and I’m panic buying Japanese notebooks.

Head banging is twerking for white boys

Heterosexual men largely make such bad hair choices

Happy caterday from my daughter and my boyfriend