I got a start posting on here more, twitter is raising my cortisol levels.

Morgan showed me the three episode run of Catfish: Trolls, a truly fascinating failure of a show. It hits Twitch streamers (who work it out, cynically), two stans, and then runs right into “Sometimes, the internet incentivizes terrible people. Sometimes people are just relentlessly mean.” That’s it.

I was okay with you parking your bike behind the bar, but you’re gonna ask me if we’ve got fernet at this strip club? I’m sorry sir but you have to leave

I have never wanted Florida to fail like I do right now 🕊️

Currently have the 2nd highest chance of winning my group. My path to win is if Duke's team all perish in a plane crash (possible?)

checking my bracket

Me vs Me

none of my posts on bluesky have gone viral yet because all of my followers are the fucking worst

hating from a cracked orb with an empty cauldron

old ass film from a long time ago

feels insane to start a roll of film and august and finish it in january to develop it mid february like everything is changed and everything is different

my perspective

my neighborhood with @idiotfetus.bsky.social

life update: erm, yeah... it's been good.

I only post like this if I'm wasted

@idiotfetus.bsky.social took this great photo of @pattmerrin.bsky.social & I from quite an impressive distance last night

amazing

mfw ಠ⁠ᴥ⁠ಠ

me pouring out the 2nd full pot of coffee I made today remembering I also have to do all the dishes first thing in the morning so other people can ask for coffee they won't drink

I love that part of my job is being urgently requested to make a pot of coffee for a meeting in 15 mins that no one drinks at all and I have to pour out afterwards

the show

I gotta a feeling that tonights gonna be a good night

Thank u

take a walk right now you'll thank me later

controversial opinion: calling a woman a "rape apologist" for having sex with a man who is accused of SA is just socially acceptable slut shaming. why do you think this other woman couldn't have possibly fallen victim to the same tactics he used to take advantage of other women?

I have opinions about the current discourse, but all I'll say for now is one side is oh so deliciously wrong

Meow for me ?

two pictures of me

I had one thing on my mind at the end of 2021

occasionally I remember my 8th grade teacher who went to Russia and adopted two kids and then changed her mind and returned them

at donovan's grandma's house looking at pictures of him when he was a little baby and nearly tearing up ahhhhh

Dickensian British Child with an Edgar haircut

genuinely wondering at this point what the difference is between democrats and republicans besides having their own brands of cringe posting I have to see on social media

really trying hard to curate my feed to stop showing me this loser shit

They make you say “happy holidays” now because “happy Toyota-thon” isn’t politically correct

Charlie Brown should be grateful that his DOG cooked him and his shitty friends anything

Not a lot of people know this but my warrior cat name is also baby genius

thinking about when I introduced donovan to my grandma, he just casually ripped his vape in front of her and she looked off wistfully and said "ahh, your grandfather smoked from a pipe."

really can't wait to throw this phone against a brick wall as hard as I can

everyone upskeet this post so it goes viral!

this guy I lived under a while back was so fucked. we let him use our charcoal grill and he used it to burn trash. He would complain if we closed doors "too loudly," but would punch his walls. I asked him one time if he’d seen ‘the wire’ and he asked “the daily wire?” that guy's definitely a cop now

old vibes.

*nudging my buddy* "they're skeeting about your girl."

I think if your venue is wanting to hire someone to run your social media accounts and make original works to promote your events, offering about $8 a post is pretty bad. maybe even worse would be to present it as tongue in cheek silly little "internship"

cool guy