The fucking NERVE of RFK acting like he doesn’t know why an anti-vaxxer tried to shoot up the CDC. Sit the fuck down.

“Due to an exceptionally high volume of applications, the position was filled earlier than anticipated. Unfortunately, this meant we were not able to review every application, including yours.” I’m not even mad. A company being HONEST instead of blowing smoke up my ass? More of this, please.

Astronomer just hired Gwyneth Paltrow as their spokeswoman because she’s Chris Martin’s ex. Except that she’s the bitch that inflicted Goop upon us, and you would be hard pressed to find anyone more universally despised among the STEM community. Great optics for a tech company, you fucking morons.

Just sent my first agent query for my novel and I am F R E A K I N G O U T. This moment has been fifteen years in the making.

When my European/Aussie/Canadian friends ask me what it feels like to be American right now, I’m just going to start sending them this:

Maybe someday my mother will piece together the correlation between her constant repetition of MAGA talking points and my refusal to move back to my hometown…but today is apparently not that day.

If you’re going to state on your website that you’re open to speculative applications, don’t respond to said applications with a smarmy canned reply about how your open positions are listed on the website. The website where I got your email address and the instructions IN THE FIRST PLACE.

While I’m at it, fuck EVERY country who keeps wringing their hands and going “oh, isn’t it terrible what’s happening in the USA” and then NOT DOING A SINGLE FUCKING THING ABOUT IT. WE. NEED. HELP. WE ARE HOSTAGES.

They might as well pass a bill to rename this place Trumpistan, because they’ve killed the United States of America.

Anyone I see with any of the Beavis and Butthead operators is getting blocked because fuck you, that’s why. #callofduty #blackops6

Rest in piss, you hypocritical piece of shit. ☺️

Happy 250th birthday, Army. I’m sorry you’re being reduced to a prop so that a draft-dodging felon who calls your fallen “suckers and losers” can do something we’ve always criticized other dictators for doing.

I’m so tired of watching people who call EVERYTHING they don’t like “communism” clapping like fucking seals as we bend over and take it up the ass from a literal KGB agent.

I want to fucking vomit.

I spent my whole childhood hating someone I knew personally (sort of a family friend) because I thought he was a dick, and now he’s a minor alt-right talking head who goes on Fox News occasionally to whine about how persecuted Christians are and how “woke” is evil…and it turned out I was right.

All you “but but but states’ rights!!!” motherfuckers are REAL DAMN QUIET right now.

I’m so fucking tired. I’m tired of watching this country be destroyed by its own stubbornness and willful ignorance. I’m tired of living in a society so fucking broken that people feel empowered to openly applaud cruelty. I’m tired of being told it’s not fucking happening. I’m just…so tired.

Saw last night that Russia was doing final safety checks before opening the bridge, and went “ah, time for Ukraine to blow it up again.” And then lo and behold… 🤣

If you insist on using a rocket launcher in the “Stakeout” map, I hope your GPU overheats. #callofduty

If I have my way, I will never contribute to 🇺🇸 medical research again as long as I live. Even when the regime falls, I’m disgusted that I live in a country that allowed an antivaxxer with a vendetta against NEJM, JAMA, & Lancet to head HHS. Maybe a lab in 🇨🇦, 🇦🇺, or 🇪🇺 someday, but never here again.

So he finally admits that this whole fucking time, he’s been protecting Russia. Иди нахуй, Comrade Krasnov.

Yeah, how dare she not be a world-renowned oncologist with her doctorate in *checks notes* …education? The cruelty of Dear Leader’s disgusting fucking family knows no bounds.

If we can’t say 8647 anymore, then 2547. 🙃

I don’t care who the fuck supposedly “deputized” you—if you’re masked and in street clothes and refuse to identify yourself, and try to physically restrain me, I am going to assume I’m about to be sexually assaulted and respond accordingly.

Hallo Deutschland, Considering you’ve now had to deal with the American government telling you you’re in the wrong for fighting right-wing extremism, is now a good time to claim asylum?

Just got around to watching @ruthbenghiat.bsky.social’s Wired Tech Support episode and I’d just like to throw out into the universe that if she ever happens to need a research assistant to specialize in the GDR? Dream job.

Update: got guilted into visiting family. They’re still hardcore MAGA apologists who “accidentally” leave Fox News on around me to try and convince me to stop being a liberal. They still don’t understand that where they “went wrong” wasn’t how they raised me, it’s what they did after.

One thing no MAGA seems to have an answer for: if J6 was staged, doesn’t that mean that Trump had to be in on it too, since they “spontaneously” marched to the Capitol at HIS urging…

Killed off a character in my novel who was always destined to die and whom I got more attached to than I anticipated, and now I’m a wreck. Pour one out for Jamie the Intern.

MOMALA HAS ARRIVED.

Day I-Don’t-Even-Know-Or-Care-Anymore: my parents continue to double down on their MAGA bullshit even as the alt-right is beginning to jump ship.

I wanna know what the hell the PM said to him because this is the Trump version of an apology. Carney must have had a full blown come to Jesus talk with him.

The Trump administration just blatantly broke the law according to their own top intelligence official.

is ur child texting state secrets in a Signal chat? ily - I Leaked Yemen (attack details) smh - Secret Message Hahahaha tbh - Talkin 'Bout Houthis idk - I Doubt Korea (is in this signal chat) gtg - Gonna Text Goldberg

I know I’m late to the party, but I just wanna say thank you to the Czech Republic for saving Radio Free Europe. When the US President tries to shut down something that was founded to be anti-dictator because he thinks they’re biased against him…that’s when RFE is REALLY needed. 😢

The saddest thing I’ve ever had to accept is the fact that Trump didn’t turn people into bigots. They were always like that. I’m learning that people I thought were some of the kindest on Earth were always vile, and now they just feel safe enough to show their true colors. It fucking sucks.

I know in the myth of Prometheus, we’re supposed to side with him, but honestly, giving fire to dumb, upright monkeys who couldn’t be trusted was stupid and I see why the other gods decided on the whole liver and vultures thing.

My boyfriend of almost a decade has begun making loose plans to move back to Australia because we’re scared that he’s going to have his green card revoked and be detained and tortured after what we’ve seen this week. If he leaves America, I know I will never see him again. This is terrorism.

I guess it’s only fitting that Dear Leader killed Voice of America, since Americans no longer have a fucking voice.

❤️🇨🇦

Absolutely insane that I have to go protest on Friday against a commander-in-chief who blatantly despises our military???

As someone who’s been trying to navigate the job market for about 6 months now, can I just say, it drives me up the damn wall when companies send an auto-reply that says “IF you’re a good fit, we’ll contact you.” I put in the effort to apply, you could at least put in the effort to say no.

Teamwork makes the dream work! I am still sticking to my 2025 goal!

Can someone explain to me why he’s not being punished under this?

To my estranged family accusing me of having “Trump derangement syndrome”— you’re perpetuating an old Soviet tactic of claiming political dissidents were insane because only crazy people would object to Dear Leader’s vision. But then, you’re in the cult of a KGB sleeper agent, so I’m not surprised.

Dear Canada DO NOT give in to this motherfucker. Call his bluff and raise him. Signed: A US citizen ready to ride it out for the greater good.

I wish I could have been a fly on the wall the moment a 19 year old DOGEbag got access to the VA system only to realize the VA still uses VISTA - a proprietary MUMPS-based programming language from 1978.