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All Cormorants Are Birds

Terrible number, pretty good chapter. Chapter 89 coming swoon, divas! www.patreon.com/posts/128502...

Oh, I also have a patreonussy where you can read 12 chapters ahead, very cvntyyy www.patreon.com/felonybravet...

"Getting a plea deal is also sex work. Boots!" -Martha Stewart

It's really more of a Venn diagram

This one's for the dolls

You're in her dms I'm in her industrial freezer, wrapped in garbage bags we r not the same @estrogenempress.gay ;)

The medical term for mansplaining is correctile dysfunction

Destigmatize copkilling

Nothing great really happened in the Anthropocene with the notable exception of The Great Girlcock Renaissance. -sentient archivists existng on this planet in 5000000 years

I just tried to register for VerifyHim. A robotic voice called me and asked me to sing a song into the phone to prove that "you are a woman" You better believe I sang "clock me baby one more time" in my best female impersonator fagtwink nasal drawl cuz its the 1 move against cis AI that never fails

contrary to popular belief, beer does NOT taste like piss. i know this, cause when i get beer in my mouth, i immediately spit it out

girlbulge

According to authorities, she had the means, motive and opportunity to fake an orgasm countless times before she was finally caught. "She was the classic lone wolf," stated one john grimly. "Who knows how many times she struck?"

Oh this reminds me of the version of the guide nicknamed golden calf muscles or something that we were using before that snitch Moshe came down from Sinai with those stupid bootlicker memes he'd carved into some rocks and had us killed. We had such great butts tho!

Uhh your honor, I think all the kids you put away for 5-10 years for throwing molotovs in 2020 were having anxiety and nightmares brought on by police stations sooo like, its all good now, right?

Yeah, The Tea Girl's Gambit has other stuff besides smut in it *sometimes* like trans spirit world DJ witchcraft stuff for example, don't tell anyone tho, its a secret

Does anyone else remember that song FACESITTING

how I look posting

timeless banger incoming

*twitches twitches gags* *deep breath* "Excuse me, yes, can I try the lavender honey fennel flavor next?" I drank coffee and got into scriptwriting y'all. Its not hard!!!??

First few paragraphs of The Tea Girl's Gambit

Time for my daily visit to the cum pounding farmacy

Oh dear. I was anti-authoritarian and anti-state before I read this skeet. When I was an anarchist I wasn't allowed to lick boots and now I am frreeee

I uhhhh

unfortunately I unironically think this is super hot

Just to be extra extra transparent about myself on the internet....*eyeroll"

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OhqFnnWXUuM @assengineer.bsky.social have you stumbled on this treasure yet?? Codie Field and Gina Varla Vetro, trans scene queens shitposting on mtv in the early 90s

Call me a studfinder cuz pushing me up against a wall makes me bleeeep

Okay, I will admit it's not ALL smut.

Totally stole one of these lines from a casey plett story, what a timeless banger

And there's already 30+ chapters posted online for free to make your heart pound and your panties flood