All that hope from last week, wiped out by these people: Sen. Dick Durbin of Ill. Sen. Angus King of Maine Sen. Catherine Cortez Masto of Nevada Sen. Jacky Rosen of Nevada Sen. John Fetterman of Penn. Sen. Tim Kaine of Virginia Sen. Jeanne Shaheen of NH Sen. Maggie Hassan of NH

Something weird is happening. There's an electric feeling that starts in my stomach, travels up to my chest, and out into my arms. My toes are tingling, like my feet want to MOVE. The corners of my mouth are turned up involuntarily. I feel awake, VERY AWAKE.

Lingering trauma from years of on-again, off-again medication due to the complexities of insurance: even though I'm currently medicated for ADHD and thriving, I keep expecting it to be ripped away at any minute.

A personal thank you to Joe Flacco for joining the Bengals and securing me my first Fantasy win of the season, and he's not even in my lineup. Keep passing that pall to Chase and Brown.

I Had Flawless Skin And Then I Turned 41: A Memoir About Perimenopause

Trivia picture round last night was about programming language. Host tired telling us 4 was Swift but we all know it's Basic.

Fuck Butker But also I'm taking this as a sign that God also hates Butker.

Trying to turn off my brain with LIB and this season is the WORST. Truly awful casting and I'm only on episode 4. Like, I want to talk to the manager, bad.

Happy to report that I got engaged during my trip to Europe. I will now refer to Josh only as my ✨ financé ✨

I'd like to thank my bench for consistently outscoring my lineup week after week.

HARDEST PHOTO OF 2025 JUST DROPPED

Chiefs, Jets, my Fantasy team 🤝 0-2

"we don't want the algorithm and data to be in the hands of the CCP" Okay but your alternative is it to be in the hands of a fascist government?

I'd like to apologize to Bengals fans everywhere. I think this is my fault for going with a Burrow/Chase stack. And for threatening to buy a Bengals jersey if Burrow helped me win my league this season.

I knew my fantasy season was screwed when Yahoo rated my team an A+

Upon further review of this game I would like to apply to be the head coach for the Jacksonville Jaguars.

The play for the Chiefs this season should just be to keep everyone off of Mahomes and let him run the ball himself.

Someone explain to me why Jacksonville would call timeouts to help Bengals clock stop. Did they forget how much a touchdown is worth?

love to hit 'em with the 2 Corinthians 11:14-15: "And no wonder, for even Satan disguises himself as an angel of light. It is not surprising, then, if his servants also masquerade as servants of righteousness. Their end will be what their actions deserve".

fun thought experiment for your FB friends right now ask them to identify the line where someone's death is considered a loss for humanity versus a boon for humanity watch them squirm

Damn you'd think Charlie Kirk is Archduke Franz Ferdinand the way even moderately left leaning news is reporting on this. Where was this condemnation when an actual seated politician was assassinated earlier this year?

If I were editing a column about Charlie Kirk’s political genius, I would tell the writer he needed to quote Kirk’s actual political beliefs. If the writer responded that doing so would weaken or distract from his argument, it’d be a pretty good sign that the column was not ready for prime time.

what a tragedy... that the epstein files have been knocked out of the newscycle

"violence isn't the answer!" they shout at us as they beat us into silence and subjugation.

I knew witchcraft had to be the answer for 2025.

The amount of cold turd takes I'm seeing on FB regarding a single, worthless dude getting removed from taking up more oxygen and resources from this planet while another school shooting happens on the same day ...

I just want to go to bed but now I'm cheering for overtime in this Bills v Baltimore game so I can sneak 4 points out of Flowers and win my first week of Fantasy.

Happy First NFL Sunday to all who celebrate

*opens app for the first time in 3 months* don't make me regret this

I do and try a lot of weird shit. But apparently eating foraged mushrooms from a friend who is NOT a mycologist is a line I didn't know I had until today.

Love Alexander Skarsgård as Murderbot, but also did they consider Richard Ayoade?

The reason I can't afford a house isn't my lattes or avocado toast. It's my obsession with Melo Melo desserts.

Congrats to the Chicago Bears on their new Wide Receiver.

Oh no I made a post on LinkedIn that went well but now it's gone TOO well and I'm getting Facebook level hate comments.

You ever just scroll through here and none of the words you see make any sense to you? I recognize them as words but they just don't connect to meaning in my brain.

They should rename Marketplace Morning Report to "Fuck Around, Find Out"

Started reading Murderbot (All Systems Red) the other night to get ahead of the show release. So ... it's about a cyborg that has autism? #booksky

Yesterday: Hm, LinkedIn feels like an alright place. Today: *looks at profile with "American Made" in Fraktur Blackletter* 🤮

My local NPR station isn't playing on my smart home speaker so I'm listening to WNYC and pretending I live in New York every morning.

If there's one thing I learned from all the sci-fi consumption, it's that the only thing that will bring us together is an existential outside threat. Aliens. We need aliens.

Just returned from the opera and not only do I feel cultured af but also I'm outside of myself watching a new ADHD hyperfixation start in real time as I look up season ticket holder info and picture this becoming my new personality.

😢

Okay, after 5 minutes of scrolling on social media, I hit my limit. If I go any further, I will throw my laptop across the room and start shouting at strangers outside.

My woo-woo bullshit self is really encouraging you skeptics to mark the beginning of July on your calendar for radical shifts in tech and comms. Or you know, like, what's the harm in preparing for a shift?

One way to encourage women to have children is by offering better maternity leave, better work from home policies, and better healthcare, but that's not a conversation it looks like corporate America is willing to have.

Oblivion Remastered: Some Thoughts 💭 Neat. 💭 Can't wait to see how long it takes for my character to clip through the floor. 💭 Why is this being released when I'm at my most productive? 💭 Damn I wish it was Morrowind. 💭 Wait, isn't Oblivion the worst Elder Scrolls game?

Ugh can you imagine one of the last things you have to do before you die is meet with JD Vance? Guess that's a preview of hell.

I mean I guess kudos to every single Last of Us player who didn't spoil that for me. Sheesh.

Rewatching The Expanse and was reminded of this tweet. Aged well.

I’m glad he did this. Every single Democratic politician who doesn’t make a similar stand should face an enthusiastic primary challenge