Breaking news: in 2012, Zack Polanski was in a room where someone sneezed and he didn't say "Bless you"

*petty work rant* Love to receive an e-mail like "is a term you've just made up or did you make a mistake." Actually it's neither, thanks for asking! Maybe consider adding "Silks was right and I was just looking in the wrong place" to your list of possibilities in future!

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.

Opened Tumblr BC sleep procrastination and they're all talking about Project Hail Mary. Is this... Is this a thing? Did that movie somehow make genuine cultural impact?

HotE audiobook drop got me REAL normal

VOLITION - Subdue the regret. Dust yourself off, proceed. You'll get it in the next life, where you don't make mistakes. Do what you can with this one, while you're alive.

Anyone who had doubts that I truly was Fitzroy Angursell might well still prefer to believe me a madman instead; but at least they could hardly deny that I was a madman with style.

Against all expectation I did actually really enjoy the ORV film adaptation. Would it make sense to anyone who hadn't read the book/manhwa? Unlikely. But I enjoyed it!

There's nothing sacrosanct about individual copies of books and chucking unwanted books in the (recycle) bin is normal and good

how have i just spent 45 minutes continuously ugly-crying over a badly CGIed reindeer

Thoughts for the day: 1) Crazy Ex-Girlfriend was an incredible show and it's insane that we got 4 seasons 2) end of the movie the most Shen Yuan song ever written 3) says a lot for my personal growth that people no longer compare me to Rebecca Bunch on the reg

Wait who let Chris Fleming on late night

Having ADHD as an adult is wild. wym I'm late to work because I stayed up til dawn on my phone researching budget*ng software and streamlining my personal fin@nce

Okay so Pluribus is extremely good

WREAK HAVOC ON THE MIDDLE CLASS

Great time to share a link for my fellow UKians: you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/st...

On the one hand watching Astrid et Raphaëlle is good for my French, on the other hand I ship them so hard it physically hurts and am I really prepared to enter a fandom for a French cop show with no AO3 presence?

One of the gen-z employees let slip that the thumbs up emoji is considered passive aggressive and now everybody over the age of 40 is in crisis

At some point in the near future I hope to not be in getting-unlawfully-evicted (anti-)fandom but that ain't fuckin yet 🙃🙃🙃

get his ass

Alternatively: Gridelin Cray Musk Red

Slithy tove Borogrove (mimsy) Mome rath Alice

Woke up this morning like, thank god it's Friday at least. Lads, you're not going to believe this but---

Bananas.

I keep watching Alysa Liu's free skate over and over. May that joy find each of us

ENDURANCE - It's time to wipe that decadent homo-sexual grin off your face.

Fitzroy knew what he was doing. He was smiling, and he was raising the fire around them, and he was the rock that held fast, and the sun and the stars in the sky, and Cliopher was as safe in his arms as Fitzroy had ever been in his.

I cannot be alone in thinking that the Pippin & Denethor dynamic is the horniest in the whole trilogy, yet AO3 has failed me once again

Book checkpoint! Last: How to Write an Autobiographical Novel, Seta Current: Ship of Destiny, Who's Afraid of Gender Last added to TBR: How to Be an Antiracist Next: The Small Backs of Children, The Message, L'amant, probably Spear Cuts Through Water reread

nothing will ever be as charming to me as Shane Hollander putting on a wholeass suit and tie for his secret gay sex assignation and then immediately changing back to gym clothes. i hope Ilya finds out about this someday. frankly if he'd known we'd have gotten to tuna melt way sooner in the tl

His Radiancy should not have looked at him like that, with his Fitzroy Angursell smile and the depth of meaning that their long acquaintanceship had given them. Cliopher’s face was tight and hot and he gripped his oboe, unable to muster the proper decorum.

There are so many names here, and so, so many more to be remembered. 🕯Light a candle for someone? www.illuminatethepast.org

Tfw when you're like, "eh, it's fine I don't have gloves, these chillis aren't even that hot anyway" and then remember far too late you're wearing contacts

NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdami advises New Yorkers to stay home and read ‘Heated Rivalry’ during the winter storm via hearts530

i'm at the old world dying i'm at the new world struggling to be born i'm at the combination old world dying and new world struggling to be born.

Today in Gay™️ : ........... ... . .. I kissed a girl and I liked it 🫣🥰

Flatmate: hey you doing okay Me, blasting "Better Son or Daughter" in my room with the lights off: why do you ask

Thing is, you couldn't have Hollanov without Sveta. Imagine Ilya Rosanov without Svetlana. Ilya Rosanov, who shoves all his actual feelings down through his broken glass chest and covers them with swagger and hedonism. And, when the swagger doesn't work, turns to stone.

man remember when the first thing Ilya says after telling Shane about his mother is "i don't want you to think she was weak" how many times do you think his father told him that over the years. every time ilya's team didn't win, every time he caught ilya sneaking home drunk or high

The challenge of using the apps when your entire personality is Heated Rivalry

Lot of 💿🎠 about MM romance and if readers/viewers are projecting themselves onto the characters ... All of it misses the point. HR's REAL projection fantasy is the mid-2010s desire to be best friends with Jennifer Lawrence

Bsky implement private accounts please, I want to bitch about my life in a way that strangers can't find with a search bar

At long last, we have created the tyrannical king from the classic declaration

Delaware represent

As if this world isn't bad enough, there's two factor authentication

How many times can one woman listen to the Heated Rivalry soundtrack in a week? The answer may surprise you!

It really was a choice to put Hudson on Fallon, like, who is the late night host easiest to fluster

Like I recognise that acting exists but also are we SURE it was actually Connor Storrie who played Ilya Rozanov? Because apart from being identical in face and hair and body they look nothing alike