Having ADHD as an adult is wild. wym I'm late to work because I stayed up til dawn on my phone researching budget*ng software and streamlining my personal fin@nce

Okay so Pluribus is extremely good

WREAK HAVOC ON THE MIDDLE CLASS

Great time to share a link for my fellow UKians: you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/st...

On the one hand watching Astrid et Raphaëlle is good for my French, on the other hand I ship them so hard it physically hurts and am I really prepared to enter a fandom for a French cop show with no AO3 presence?

One of the gen-z employees let slip that the thumbs up emoji is considered passive aggressive and now everybody over the age of 40 is in crisis

At some point in the near future I hope to not be in getting-unlawfully-evicted (anti-)fandom but that ain't fuckin yet 🙃🙃🙃

get his ass

Alternatively: Gridelin Cray Musk Red

Slithy tove Borogrove (mimsy) Mome rath Alice

Woke up this morning like, thank god it's Friday at least. Lads, you're not going to believe this but---

Bananas.

I keep watching Alysa Liu's free skate over and over. May that joy find each of us

ENDURANCE - It's time to wipe that decadent homo-sexual grin off your face.

Fitzroy knew what he was doing. He was smiling, and he was raising the fire around them, and he was the rock that held fast, and the sun and the stars in the sky, and Cliopher was as safe in his arms as Fitzroy had ever been in his.

I cannot be alone in thinking that the Pippin & Denethor dynamic is the horniest in the whole trilogy, yet AO3 has failed me once again

Book checkpoint! Last: How to Write an Autobiographical Novel, Seta Current: Ship of Destiny, Who's Afraid of Gender Last added to TBR: How to Be an Antiracist Next: The Small Backs of Children, The Message, L'amant, probably Spear Cuts Through Water reread

nothing will ever be as charming to me as Shane Hollander putting on a wholeass suit and tie for his secret gay sex assignation and then immediately changing back to gym clothes. i hope Ilya finds out about this someday. frankly if he'd known we'd have gotten to tuna melt way sooner in the tl

His Radiancy should not have looked at him like that, with his Fitzroy Angursell smile and the depth of meaning that their long acquaintanceship had given them. Cliopher’s face was tight and hot and he gripped his oboe, unable to muster the proper decorum.

There are so many names here, and so, so many more to be remembered. 🕯Light a candle for someone? www.illuminatethepast.org

Tfw when you're like, "eh, it's fine I don't have gloves, these chillis aren't even that hot anyway" and then remember far too late you're wearing contacts

NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdami advises New Yorkers to stay home and read ‘Heated Rivalry’ during the winter storm via hearts530

i'm at the old world dying i'm at the new world struggling to be born i'm at the combination old world dying and new world struggling to be born.

Today in Gay™️ : ........... ... . .. I kissed a girl and I liked it 🫣🥰

Flatmate: hey you doing okay Me, blasting "Better Son or Daughter" in my room with the lights off: why do you ask

Thing is, you couldn't have Hollanov without Sveta. Imagine Ilya Rosanov without Svetlana. Ilya Rosanov, who shoves all his actual feelings down through his broken glass chest and covers them with swagger and hedonism. And, when the swagger doesn't work, turns to stone.

man remember when the first thing Ilya says after telling Shane about his mother is "i don't want you to think she was weak" how many times do you think his father told him that over the years. every time ilya's team didn't win, every time he caught ilya sneaking home drunk or high

The challenge of using the apps when your entire personality is Heated Rivalry

Lot of 💿🎠 about MM romance and if readers/viewers are projecting themselves onto the characters ... All of it misses the point. HR's REAL projection fantasy is the mid-2010s desire to be best friends with Jennifer Lawrence

Bsky implement private accounts please, I want to bitch about my life in a way that strangers can't find with a search bar

At long last, we have created the tyrannical king from the classic declaration

Delaware represent

As if this world isn't bad enough, there's two factor authentication

How many times can one woman listen to the Heated Rivalry soundtrack in a week? The answer may surprise you!

It really was a choice to put Hudson on Fallon, like, who is the late night host easiest to fluster

Like I recognise that acting exists but also are we SURE it was actually Connor Storrie who played Ilya Rozanov? Because apart from being identical in face and hair and body they look nothing alike

nevermoreso now that Heated Rivalry is officially dropping in the UK this weekend and I don't have anyone to go to the gay bar HR watch party with any moots want to fly out to London for the weekend or 🥺👉👈

Like I WILL watch HR fanvids, but it is funny to me because what is HR if not a series of fanvids Jacob Tierney did what every book fandomisto dreams of; hired some actors to play his blorbos and then spliced together a homoerotic supercut to the sound of mid-aughties indie bops

Closer to the heart, #heatedrivalry fic Chapter 2 is up! It is complete! archiveofourown.org/works/770177... Almost 5k more to read! 💙Yuna and Ilya sleepless hours 💙Big feelings 💙Sharing burdens 💙Shane comes back! 💙Hilarity ensues!

concussed shane trying to butch up in front of the nurse is so cute shane: byeee ilya byee byeeeee 🥰🌼🌸💃✨ ilya, rictus-faced, 🧍, carefully not glancing towards the nurse: goodbye hollander shane, remembering himself, coughing mascly and dropping half an octave: see you next season 💪😤 🏒

hahahaha i'm just thinking about how the game shane gets his bell rung is the first game ilya's played since his dad died. the first time they've seen each other hahahahahahhahah

I know I went home from work early due to crippling fatigue but what if I walked to the off license anyway; I don't usually stock vodka and I really do think vodka might be critical to writing Ilya pov

they should invent mutuals who live in your city

hi hello i wrote ~5k about a drunk cliff marleau giving bad relationship advice to a sad ilya rozanov. because ilya deserves a pal, even if he's kind of a clueless one. archiveofourown.org/works/77087866

Because I can’t ever be regular I wrote pre-canon Shane buying and testing a dildo; with feelings #heatedrivalry not book canon cause ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ archiveofourown.org/works/77113941

Anyway remember how I said I wasn't going to write anything for this fandom...

I would also, while I'm putting my fic wishlist out there, like for Ilya to get genuinely triggered by something they do. Maybe they're doing some horseplay that turns into light roleplay and Ilya's got Shane pressed down with his arms behind his back while Shane spits curses++

lrt you know that Kanye song where he goes "I'm a sick fuck, I like a quick fuck, I like my dick sucked" like quickies and oral sex top the rankings of boastable depravity? That's Ilya Rosanov

this post is only 5 days old and it has already brought me so much joy. peace love enlightenment every time i see it