I know a few conservatives who believed claims of authoritarianism/fascism as hyperbolic and needed to see Trump move on political enemies before they sounded the alarm. I’m very interested to see how far they’ll relocate the goalposts now.

These are the same MFers who hired a pardoned J6er who’s on video calling Capitol police Nazis and gestapo to a position in the DOJ

What can you expect from the dude who thought Radiohead was ripping off Coldplay

Forget it Jake, it’s Palm Beach in the 90s.

GOP crossing their fingers the detainees were conservative podcasters

John Swoliver

Genuinely shocked Tylenol is not owned by some conglomerate that also owns Advil

In Cuba they don’t have DudeWipes. DudeWipes cause autism

Kimmel should make his first show back all about Jeffrey Epstein

I thought they shut down USAID?

I’m not a betting man, but I am very interested in seeing the odds that Trump has made a pass at Kirk’s widow.

I might be in a northeast bubble, but I think the general public is most over the Charlie Kirk stuff and caught on to the exploitation. Not enough to create any significant change, but enough to force MAGA world to find a new card to play.

It was either this or Car Talk on NPR.

Absolutely striking photo. I truly believe increased use of the American flag when protesting ICE (or any of the various nightmares enacted by Trump/MAGA) will attract far more centrists and moderate Republicans to Democratic causes than honoring Charlie Kirk or campaigning with Bush Republicans

The revolution definitely won’t be televised now.

Everyone’s looking for the Joe Rogan of the left when what we really need is the Newman’s Own of media.

Post a movie you like with a terrible Rotten Tomatoes score

Guys thank you for allowing me to fly you to my private island. Have fun but please respect my boundaries vis a vis minors trafficking. That’s just for me, sorry. Help yourself to ANYTHING in the fridge tho

If the left operated like the far right, she would be fast-tracked to podcast stardom and have a speaking tour set up.

The absolute lunacy to say this as a member of an administration whose first act was go pardon 1,500 J6ers, 170 of which were convicted (or in the process) of assault with a deadly weapon. THEN they hired one of them to join their DOJ.

Yes, let’s further lower the standards to which we hold conservative commentators. That will really help the media landscape.

*Man grabs DudeWipes from the shelf and waddles buttcheeks a-clenched to the checkout counter* “THE LEFT DID THIS”

At first I thought DudeWipes were marketed toward insecure MAGA men. Now I realize they’re marketing to the TradWives of insecure MAGA men.

I wasn’t in head over heels for the show, but I did want to see where Avenue 5 was going. Also (kinda a deep cut) Greg the Bunny.

The first thing his dad did in his 2nd term was pardon all the J6ers. Including those convicted of assault with a deadly weapon.

A new contender for The Most 2025 Headline just dropped.

Someone ask unseasoned crouton JD Vance why the administration suddenly stopped caring about Epstein and his victims, and why releasing all Epstein related files wouldn’t exonerate Trump and prove this is just a fake scandal?

I’ve long ditched Facebook for personal use but have to use it as part of my job. When I do see conservatives posting/sharing a crime video, not only is it always a person of color, but most times the video itself is months, if not years old but represented as if it’s a current event.

Love me a good ghost post

Another reminder that most of the faces you see every day and assume is another nobody in your local mass of nobodies has, at the very least, a kickass story or two.

Trying to envision the oodles of slack on Megyn Kelly’s jaw when she finally stumbles upon all the other times Trump has violated or threatened to violate the constitution.

The fact that so many Senators are well into their 70s leads me to believe these positions are even cushier than we perceive with perks that far outweigh any stress or effort, most of which can just be passed down to staffers anyway. Either that or the financial gains are too good to give up.

Astute observation and I think this deliberately goes hand-in-hand with the Trump “if you never apologize, you’re never at fault” ethos. Shame is weakness and therefore not tolerated. If you get pushback, deflect blame or cast yourself as a target of “TDS” just never admit you’re wrong.

How does science communication combat the onslaught of algorithm-exploited misinformation making widely available what was once relegated to paper pamphlets stuffed under windshield wipers? Schools and trusted media are no longer the keepers of the science Overton; social media is. 1/2

You can yuck my yum all you want, but don’t you dare ick my ilk.

Ghislain Maxwell probably on that boat.

CENTRISTS: if you carve out a car-sized door in that wall, it means you don’t believe in walls under any circumstance. Frankly pro-door, anti-wall rhetoric is driving me to support fascist wallism.

My favorite casual dining chain restaurant:

Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?

The President and The Grim Reaper are today’s hottest “Will they or won’t they” storyline.

Now that we know the President is alive, it’s probably the perfect time to ask about the Epstein files.

Welcome to the Resistance

I had to look at Pebble Beach golfers on my drive from Big Sur to Monterey and now aspire to destroy the entire golf industry.

A category 6 hurricane is basically a category 5 that also smells like farts.

I don’t want him to die; I want him shrunk to the size of a ladybug then tossed into a rural Dollar General where he’ll go eternally unnoticed by his own base whose company he loathes but cannot avoid, whose attention and adoration he craves but cannot capture. I want him forever powerless and alone

Feels like half of big business leadership is comprised of idiots whom only respond to quarterly earnings and too myopic to see we’re heading toward a three-pronged fascism/climate/debt crisis. The other half sees it coming and think they’re smart enough to escape it, exploit it, and rule the ashes.

Waiting for Mark Cuban to create a social media platform just for celebrities and billionaires. $1000/mo and invite only. Maybe waive the monthly fee for some specially selected, clout-chasing academics and journalists. Call it GateSky.

Live every 250 million year revolution around the supermassive black hole at the center of the milky way galaxy like it's your last.

Attention Democrats: If you plan on writing another “strongly worded letter” make sure it’s one of resignation.