Nothing else St. Louis has done has decreased the pigeon population, so I say give it a try.

This is the best lesson in how the world works these graduates ever got from this institution of higher learning.

@djfey3.bsky.social: I believe you are donut-omniscient, but on the off chance you missed these...

Perhaps the best ad agency name ever.

You know how a lot of people don't open their pool until Memorial Day? I'm that way with bottled water.

I find it funny no one seems that bothered when I pick the OUTSIDE of my nose.

How many Budweisers would the average Budweiser drinker have to drink before he'd have trouble pronouncing "sesquicentennial?" I'd guess none.

John Smoltz turns 59 today; 89 in the booth. #mlb

If I'm going to take a taxi, the driver better have an enlarged hippocampus and plenty of trunk space.

"It's Go Time" reads differently now.

Another production company has rejected my game show idea, "Are You More Comforting than a Grief Counselor."

This is an unfortunate confluence of last names.

@joeposnanski.com: Thought you'd appreciate this.

I think she speaks for most everybody.

Great moments in circus history.

Reposting this Mother’s Day tradition because today is National Eat What You Want Day.

Nice.

Nice headline from @airmail.news

"I'd be quite prepared for that eventuality." In Polish.

@drpopcultureusa.bsky.social:

@drpopcultureusa.bsky.social:

It's not the blankets that make it hard to sleep in the summer; it's all the people standing around. And the crown.

This is the most seismic shift since America switched from democracy to authoritarianism.

Happy World Accordion Day to all who celebrate!

Considering where he COULD'VE found the feces, I don't think this hotel guest has much to complain about.

It's such a shame I have to take all my Faberge eggs out of my car every time I want to go to a Cardinals game.

Back when @cardinals.com had great broadcasters.

WLS in Chicago traded the farm for the top 40 this day in 1960.

Can't decide which of these is most unfortunate.

Love this photo.

Fair is fair.

I have long thought that, considering all the crap going on in America, there is absolutely too much dancing in commercials.

Also, P.F Chiang's and, oddly, Mao's Chris Steak House.

With so many Chinese in St. Louis for robotics event, local versions of popular hamburger place have rebranded as Chiang Kai-shek Shack.

Jesus and I walked on the beach, but at one point there was only one set of footprints. He carried me, and right then we came across the seashells, and we laughed.

Gee, has this ever happened before?

Obviously, I haven't seen every issue, but I can't believe there was ever a better marriage of photo and caption in @nytimes.com. Which is why I post it every year on its anniversary.

Please mother, buy me a pair of Coward shoes.

Which of these three columns is your favorite?

@drpopcultureusa.bsky.social:

St. Louis version: Come for St. Louis. Stay because you were murdered.

Report: Man has never once received mail correctly addressed.

I wish I had discovered UNLV outfielder Jack Salmon earlier in his career, because I would've advised he transfer to St. Louis University. With that name, he could've made a lot of NIL money in a city where jack salmon is a delicacy.

Wish I could take a leave of absence from my job to pursue gambling.

I think you can point to this real headline as the inspiration for most headlines in @theonion.com.

It's nice they made their reason for being absolutely clear.

Sometimes, all you can do in the presence of brilliance is repost it.

It's my sincere hope that you have never had a job where someone used the phrase "commitment to flavor leadership" unironically.