Woke up late, still ran by the coffeshop near my work. Left the bag of breakfast sandwich on the roof of my car as I drove off. 😅

I low-key have nothing to do today at work, so I just have to sit here bored for the mandatory 8 hours.

Had a wonderful birthday, but I didn't get what I truly wanted. Lol

All I want for my birthday this year is pictures of hairy, burly men in briefs.

THIS!

I just popped my back 4 times, and it felt like when you finished building something in a Lego game.

Video taken one hour ago outside the Portland ICE facility of the violent insurrectionists in question

Respectfully, I think we should all go back to bed.

Don’t forget on October 3rd he asked me what day it was

How can I make a collage of all the cats I've met to hang on my wall without it looking tacky.

I... Don't want to go to work today.

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War-ravaged Portland

Oh yeah we made it to Oregon

We're 5 hours into our 12 hour drive. Nearly out of Idaho and onto Oregon!

Just pulled the IX of Pentacles in my daily reading so I'm not stressing out too much anymore

✝️ Rapture Update - Mary Kate Olsen has been raptured. Ashley Olsen confirmed un-raptured

Tbh, one of the only reasons I haven't looked for a new job is because of the free gym and the coffeeshop next door that has the cutest dog hanging out all day.

Look I use this saying a lot, but it's not my fault. My pussy contains multitudes. And multitudes contain my pussy.

Made a risotto again and truly put my whole pussy into it.

I've got two 12-hour drives ahead of me in the next week. How will I keep from wanting to drive into oncoming traffic? No, seriously. Please give me suggestions.

same

Can we talk about how good the animation in Robots(2005) is?

3 inch inseam on mens shorts?? How about 1 inch inseam i’m trying to see some BALLS

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This time next week, we will be halfway to Portland to see my family and I couldn't be more stoked.

“Ultimately, the critical takeaway is that the First Amendment prohibits government officials from wielding their power selectively to punish or suppress speech, directly or . . . through private intermediaries.” National Rifle Association of America v. Vullo (U.S. 2024).

This is all he said?! This is why ABC (in response to threats from Trump's FCC) is taking Kimmel off the air?!

You ever just have a great tiddy day?

No spoilers, but when Giyu said, "Now, I'm angry and my back hurts," I felt that. And so did every other millennial.

going from "transgender ideology" to "look at the poor misguided white kid" without even taking a breath, unconscionable

The governor of Utah is sad that the suspect they have in custody for the murder of Charlie Kirk won't let him start a race war.

Paid DLC for a game that hasn't even released yet is actually insane

at least tomorrow is fcf

RIP to the Utah liberals that have to go to work today with their extremely conservative coworkers and listen to how much they suddenly care about people dying.

Dang Mega Malamar looks great.

Pussy has been popped. I got weirdly emotional at all the art exhibits. It's just remarkable seeing the collective talent of humanity... and because I got a fat corndog.

Now taking beefy hairy dadbod type men to just come be present in my house naked. Just to lay my little head in your lap. (And probably other stuff from there, but mainly just for looking at you)

Some of the best candles you'll ever get. Can't wait to try these two

I'm too attracted to Ian Hecox...

my mind is plagued with concepts that i can not act upon because i give 40 hours of my life every week to a job that helps me pay my landlord.

I feel like quite a few of us need a long hug, a forehead kiss, and a grilled cheese cut diagonally.

I have got to find a good way to curb my sweet tooth late at night. And just in general.

Oh, I'm going to POP. MY. PUSSY. At the state fair next weekend.