Pizza Tower is so fun but it’s also anxiety speedrun

Do they make tallboys of spindrift? They should start if not

I wish chatgpt could do something useful like help me think of a fun fact about myself on the spot

Every day I’m reminded Ronald Reagan ruined everything

In Memoriam: Cheney Haunted By People He Didn't Manage To Kill In Iraq War

voting for Mamdani looking for a Mom Dommy

Speak softly, and carry a big dick

Who Up Jackin They Anton Off?

THE AUTISM SITUATION IS CRAZY

Debate moderators should be allowed to use airhorns

The Hole Is Greater Than The Cum Of Its Farts

Greta Thunberg is being tortured in Israeli captivity, as revealed by fellow activists: “They dragged little Greta by her hair before our eyes, beat her, and forced her to kiss the Israeli flag. They did everything imaginable to her, as a warning to others”

I have no one to talk about this with but someone just posted an hour long Mike Isratel takedown on youtube and I’m sat like I’ve never been sat before

I love my friends!!!!!

Being into leather is so goofy, like why does my couch have a 5 step skincare routine?

At some point all you can do is laugh

I don’t know what it is about my presence that old white guys think it’s okay to start a fight with me out of nowhere

More than two decades after the American invasion of Iraq, Wafaa Bilal’s show at MCA Chicago makes us think that perhaps this country has forgotten its devastating entanglement with Iraq after all. Bilal, of course, cannot.

My favorite subway art :)

Got another free trial of Duolingo max and not only are the Lily facetimes shockingly better now, they also made her… flirtier?

I’ve tried to download revry on two different tvs but the app just doesn’t work, will I ever be able to watch king of drag 😩

Homelessness is a policy failure, not a personal one.

There was a YouTube channel I watched 8 years ago of a guy who would buy old military rations from like the 50s and eat them, just found out he’s still posting regularly. Glad he hasn’t poisoned himself

There’s like 400 absurdities in this tweet, what the hell is he on

Finally this guy’s speaking my language

I wanna play Type To Learn 2 so bad rn

I Got Both My Homeboys Pregnant

Is this really what’s hot right now

Trying capris for the first time and it feels like I’m smoking a chopstick

I’ve hated drake ever since he followed up Nicki’s bedrock verse with “I love your sushi roll, hotter than wasabi”

I’ve seen 5 different articles in the past 2 days lambasting the “new trend” of eating protein. Maybe I’m just a gym bro but what are we even talking about?? Were these people paid off by the carbs lobby?

Andrew Cuomo just posted this video on threads with no caption.

Thinking about getting into sports. Is this a good place to start?

Good :)

Dyke Cruser New York, State Census, 1875

Aja robbed of a win yet again

I love hanging out with my friends at their apartment every week but I hate commuting an hour each way

bitch I Ben Gay

Wtf is going on in Bulgaria where they gotta split squats like that

Twitter went full nazi so I’m back here on woke sky

TIL arctic vibe celsius + key lime la croix = mountain dew

Very proud of myself for not ordering any delivery for the month of February (this is very out of character for me)

New copypasta just dropped

Just remembered I had a dream where a hot lesbian looking girl was in love with me now I wish I never woke up

Despite everything I’ve been through I still love old man yaoi

Why’s he hanging out with Tati Westbrook

Love that there’s a dude in white lotus named Pornchai. Those are like 2 of my favorite things

I signed up for a spin class today but I’m so intimidated by it

My new leather pants came in the mail and now I need to go out expeditiously

I did my taxes and it wasn’t even that bad please clap