SARAH OMFG

Y’all are so fucking funny please never change 😂😭

Twinning with Travis was NOT on my bingo card, but neither was anything the two of them did the past 2 weeks 😭

His fav song is opalite and he’s dancing around the House to it 🥺🥺

TikTok Gaylors still claiming this is all performance art and trying to connect made up hidden meanings when Taylor LITERALLY said she would never leave Easter eggs that tie to her personal life like y’all are genuinely clinically insane and I’m scared of you

Is… Is this a good time to remind people that fiancé is male and fiancée is female? Because I have seen too many people call Travis ‘Taylor’s fiancée’ and it irks me.

I am so glad I got to witness the ‘oh so we are in fact third wheeling their date’ mashup last year

so high school into love story what if i burst into tears right now

SO PARASOCIAL OF ME but it’s like watching that one friend who’s had their heart broken too many times finally get someone who treats her right and my heart is full for her.

I am U N W E L L

NOT AMY LEE TEASING SOMETHING COMING UP WITHIN AN HOUR OF THAT TAYLOR POST OMFG I DO NOT HAVE UNLIMITED CRASHOUT ENERGY

BYE BYE GAYLORS 💖❤️

I am unwell

Okay so, august 26, same time, next year, international swiftie crashout day?

I’m low key being a menace over on tumblr but idc

I’m not someone who cares a lot for celebrity relationships, but goddamn Travis Kelce looking at Taylor like That in the New Heights clip? I’m in a puddle on the floor

I trust Taylor Swift to find the word that rhymes with orange

accommodations.....

Somehow it’s killing me that the new heights account has pinned the ‘Taylor is doing a f****** podcast’ post/teaser. It makes sense but somehow it’s also fucking funny because her album announcement is RIGHT THERE

Taylor I-

I need y’all to know that this has been a thing in the making since mid-covid. Bc I have the hand-eye-voice coordination of a sentient wad of dryer lint at best 😭

In all honesty i sometimes forget I have this app

Anyone interested in a full TS eras breakdown via gemstone? Like, what gem fits which album?

I spot a gem/quartz thing there, and I want to introduce you to a very fitting one for all the colours of this aesthetic: ametrine.

Yippee!! Allies go wild! 🥳 Can't wait for Mean (extra mean version) (Ally's version)

ALLIES UNITE!!!!

I feel like the Taylor’s Versions can now be considered her sitting down with her younger selves and giving her 2 cents on the young-Taylors’ lives and feelings they have through her re-recordings. And the vaults are her recognizing their feelings she never dared to adress

I’m fairly certain I could write an essay about this

I just read that Taylor broke the 4-month streak of male dominance at #1 on global Spotify, just by releasing a statement, no new albums, nothing. Oh the woman she is, hey Alexa play the man ✨

TAYLOR MOTHERFUCKING ALISON SWIFT YOU DID NOT

holy sHIT

Every one of these I see has that orange piece of fuck at the top

Okay apparently one of the organizers of the AMA’s is a friend of Dump, now that would explain why she isn’t in the mash up, didn’t win anything & you couldn’t hear people cheering. The show looked very weird & odd to me but it would make sense why almost no one showed up

Even got 2 bonus points today!

Swifties right now

Post the first 4 characters you know from your results I’ll have you know that vision was placed on 322 with a 62% match

Gotta love when your brain filters out survival instincts. Like, I am pretty sure I just went over 24 hours without drinking anything? And the first symptom of that was a headache so sudden it almost made me pass out?

Shoplifted from the skyline, but I’m bored 🙃

I feel like ts12 is gonna be the eras tour live recordings or something

If anyone comes at me for using bible verses in malicious compliance: Psalm 82:2-4

🚨| Previously unseen video of Taylor Swift performing “I Will Always Love You” during her 2016 4th of July karaoke party.

My fish, Finly the swiftie Betta, died somewhere last night :(

My criminal minds obsession + a questionable variant of perfect pitch = whatever the fuck this is

Okay WHERE IS THAT CURSED WIGGLYTUFF POKEMON CARD

Does someone have a spare functioning stomach? Because I feel like mine’s not doing what it should do

One thing I fucking love about Pokemon GO is how you can just have a Quagsire in your own house that stares into your soul