Today marks the 40th anniversary of my birth. Time to break out the walker. I did add a bunch of enamel pins to my throne, but a simple Happy Birthday is nice, too. throne.com/dicktalbot

Watching Mortal Kombat: Bi-Han? More like Bi-Itch. Hey, babe, did you hear what I called him? Bi-Itch? Heh.

If I continue to believe in floods despite clear evidence against them, does that make me deluge-inal?

If I continue to believe in floods despite clear evidence against them, does that make me deluge-inal?

I think I turned my brain off and back on again this morning.

Gooning on the clock, That's my workload.

If I start working out regularly again, maybe I'll feel sexy again and will then feel like posting again?

trying to post through it rn

I'm watching that one movie where the villain from The Matrix goes on a road trip with the villains from Superman and Iron Man 3.

Does anyone else note the trigger discipline or lack thereof in movies and TV shows? Watching To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar and Dullard has his finger in the trigger well of that shotgun the whole damn time.

Nails are painted for the weekend. Now I let them dry, trying not to fuck them up too bad.

No. I haven't watched the movie recently, and I don't know why this is on my brain. But can I offer you a meme in these trying times?

Robert Redford, in just about any movie - "I guess he's a handsome guy? If you're into that sort of thing." Robert Redford, in Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, with his slutty mustache -

Wishing everyone a relaxing Sunday 🐇🥚💐

One drink for stimulation, one drink for hydration, and one drink for yum.

Do any of my VA friends sometimes get incredibly lightheaded when recording their sexy scenes. Just curious.

Live Now! Roll for D(ick) Collaboration for GoneWildAudioGay, "Potion Spills, Blow Jobs, and Magical Dildos" Written by @whiskeredkitty.bsky.social Performed and edited by yours truly. Link in 🧵

Live Now! Roll for D(ick) Collaboration for GoneWildAudioGay, "Potion Spills, Blow Jobs, and Magical Dildos" Written by @whiskeredkitty.bsky.social Performed and edited by yours truly. Link in 🧵

"A Thief in the Night" performed by @dicktalbot.bsky.social is out now on GWA and TREA as part of the Garden of Hearts collab planned and orchestrated by @da-cum-bandit.bsky.social . With Love, L.V.

Booooo... "lust" got autocorrected to "just" in my post earlier.

AND WE'RE LIVE! Sneak off to the garden with me for a little romance and a lot of moaning as this wallflower handmaid blooms for you. ...And then I highly recommend giving the other audios a listen because ohmygod they're all so good!

NOW LIVE...go listen to Knights and Kings....as well as Queens, Princesses, Jesters and many many others www.reddit.com/r/gonewildau...

Live Now!! The Garden of Hearts. Love, just, yearning. Bodice ripping and a little sword play. www.reddit.com/r/gonewildau...

Going live tomorrow...can't wait for you to hear all of these amazing audios. Plus the two I wrote...which @grinningpup.bsky.social @dadeasmr.com and @nerdygaymerguy.bsky.social did such an amazing job of voicing Thanks as always to @da-cum-bandit.bsky.social for organising. COMING TOMORROW 😁

this might be my favorite ‘I’m breedable’ photo yet.

In the M4M script I wrote for The Garden of Hearts collab (drops tomorrow), @baritonev.bsky.social plays a Chevalier who reconnects with a long-lost brother-in-arms. With a cameo by @grinningpup.bsky.social, who also edited this piece. This is the first time I've heard my words from another VA.

"You are a noble woman who is more than she seems when an Orc breaks into your home and tries to rob you." In this M4F script written by @livingvenuswrites.bsky.social, I play a large, cocky orc thief. Edited by myself and @da-cum-bandit.bsky.social The Garden of Hearts collab. Dropping tomorrow

I was told recently that Taco Bell gorditas are called that because they're stuffed. Wild, because stuffing gorditas is one of my favorite things to do.

Works been kicking my ass. Want to help me decompress a little?

It's my Reddit Cake Day! 2 years on Reddit as RichardTalbotVoice

Kinda weird that neither Connor nor Duncan MacLeod have a Scottish accent. There can be only one!

I can order a functional Lament Configuration... Well, I do like puzzles, and I don't *really* think Cenobites are going to come harvest my soul... But for the same reason I don't say people's names into the mirror in dark rooms, I'm gonna pass.

Hi. It's been a minute since I've posted something that wasn't from the vault.

It's been 3 years since I started fundraising & over 10 that I've needed medical help w/ zero hope to get better. I'm tired. This is now increasingly urgent. Please share if you can't donate. Idk how much longer I can go on without it 💔 Donate here 👇 🩻 gofund.me/deefc833 🏳️‍⚧️💕💸

💌💝💘💖💗💕💓💌💝💘💖💗💕💓 So so many amazing Valentine's day collabs launching today, many of which I've had the pleasure to be involved with. I am therefore copying @andlikewaterlilies.bsky.social (Ty!) and keeping them all neat in this thread. 💌💝💘💖💗💕💓💌💝💘💖💗💕💓

My name. Right there in print... I'm honored to be included in the company of so many talented writers and actors. Can't wait to share what we're cookin'.

Haven't been feeling the greatest recently but my hair is fucking fabulous today 😁

I dreamed that I woke up stroking myself while my partner was still up watching YouTube right next to me last night. After a brief WTF moment, I went back to sleep. According to my partner, none of that happened

Ya know what's probably not great for the voice? Tom Waits karaoke in the shower.

Between today's and yesterday's overtime... I may as well have not taken off Monday.

See this? Do this. ♡ Pronouns: he/him ♡ Height: 6'1 (185.4 cm) ♡ Zodiac: ♊️ Gemini ♡Smoke: never ♡Tattoos: 5 ♡Piercings: not anymore (my lip when I was 18) ♡ Fav Color: Deep Purple ♡Fav Drink: Chocolate milk

It's gonna be a long ass work day, so I'm not skipping lunch. Grilled gouda sandwiches and a pumpkin chipotle pasta sauce for dipping. 10/10. I will be giving the chef a handy later.

If I had known how awesome it felt to hear my words from another actor's mouth, I would have been posting scripts sooner! If you're into yandere, mommies, and slashers... check out this fill of my script. I know I'll be listening again and again. @viviiame.bsky.social, you did so well. Thank you

Now up on mutiple subreddits! TREA, FAP, GWA, GoneWildAudio, GoneWildAudioGay, GoneWildAudioTrans "You've Earned It: Dom Grants Your Wish of Fucking His Ass" 🔗 in 🧵 #eroticaudio #nsfw #lgtbq #trans #M4F #M4M #M4NB #M4A #M4TF #M4TM

Now up on mutiple subreddits! TREA, FAP, GWA, GoneWildAudio, GoneWildAudioGay, GoneWildAudioTrans "You've Earned It: Dom Grants Your Wish of Fucking His Ass" 🔗 in 🧵 #eroticaudio #nsfw #lgtbq #trans #M4F #M4M #M4NB #M4A #M4TF #M4TM

First Script Offer... "Capturing The Legendary Lakeside Killer and Making Him Yours" 🔗 in 🧵

I have all my Reddit posts made. Now I just have to wake up and hit "Post" I'm excited. Are you?

Someone said Epstein may or may not have gone to school in my area (he did not). But that made me think... I can say anything so long as I add "may or may not," and it's not a lie! I may or may not be hung like a bear. I may or may not be a descendant of an ancient Roman statesman. Fun.

First Script Offer... "Capturing The Legendary Lakeside Killer and Making Him Yours" 🔗 in 🧵