Did the Trump maybe being dead thing make it over here or no?

Never really occurred to me that there are Italian American ivy league grads but it does make sense that combination led to one of the most notorious whacks of the 21st century

We as a country are about to test the limits of trial by jury in a way the constitution never could have prepared for

Nothing gets past these guys

Do we think everyone thirsting after the United Healthcare CEO assassin has made John Hinkley Jr feel a little bit vindicated? Like obviously his plan execution was very flawed, but it does seem like the theory held some water

A true believer in always shooting his shot 🫡

Europeans watching Americans fix their healthcare system with gun violence

Hunter Biden putting that immunity to good use 🙏

Bit of a buried lede in the Pete Hegseth drinking on the job at Fox & Friends story is that his show was on from 6am to 10am

Worth noting that the first thing to remotely unite Americans across the political spectrum since the olympics is a dead health insurance CEO

Did anyone else’s follower count just double out of nowhere? Definitely didn’t correlate to any increase in interactions

Neither here nor there but the story of a cancer patient being priced out of accessing treatment due to their health insurer's profit model of exploiting the most vulnerable using the time they have left to train as an assassin and off the company's CEO in the middle of midtown goes pretty hard

It’s time

🙏

Incredibly out of touch lib takes complete with a slight connotative misunderstanding of a meme? This site really is replacing twitter

Good enough reason to break out one of my favorite truth social finds

The theater kid to comedy pipeline is fine but the theater kid to political career pipeline is where it gets pretty seedy

@gldivittorio.bsky.social Lol, sob

Are there any books that aren’t New York Times best sellers?

While we’re on the topic of reforming the democratic party, I think we gotta ditch the donkey. Originated with Andrew Jackson being called a jackass but solidified by a cartoon about confederacy sympathizer copperhead dems—not great! My vote is revamping the bull moose party, moose mascot included

Drake taking legal action against Not Like Us for artificial popularity inflation or whatever instead of slander is so funny

They should make a version of those teeny tiny Vaseline jars that you can pop in your mouth and eat

It finally happened, someone filming for their man on the street interview tiktok series at washington square park accidentally approached another person there trying to film a man on the street interview tiktok series

I know everyone is talking about Matt Gaetz but please don't miss this: Georgia fired every single person on its maternal mortality review committee. Why? They didn't like that reporters found out that the state's ban killed two women www.propublica.org/article/geor...

My theory is Trumpworld knew the gist of Gaetz's ethics report but figured they could pressure senate to pick its battles by floating recess appointments then throw Tulsi Gabbard in as a sacrificial sheep that GOP hawks would choose to reject over Gaetz securing his nom, but then this image dropped

The Israeli military bombed at least five crowded homes in northern Gaza with many casualties, health officials said, as troops deepened an incursion along the territory's northern edge reut.rs/4eEoEQ6

Kind of fun that our grandparents had their own Four Seasons Total Landscaping press conference

I made a blocklist for some of the new showing up to troll anti trans folks. No oxygen for these schmoes! bsky.app/profile/did:...

Guess I’m really gonna be on in bluesky now lol

I think the most realistic pathway for democrats get back on track starts with a series of smaller, straightforward reforms like locking Bill Clinton in a basement cellar

Since it appears we all collectively picked right now to give this app another go I think everyone should use their tw*tter pfp during this transition period to help people get their bearings like when you introduce a puppy to a new environment with their same bedding and toys

Truth social has some of the greatest shitposters of our time and they don’t even know it

Governor Polish

The Matt Gaetz AG announcement really distracted from the fact that Elon Musk donated like $200 million just to share a fake position

A petty way Biden could slow Trump's first 100 days would be issuing an executive order that EOs have to be typed out by the president themself with witnesses but no help. Trump would obviously reverse it right away, but to do so he'd have to spend a few hours on microsoft word

Since it appears we all collectively picked right now to give this app another go I think everyone should use their tw*tter pfp during this transition period to help people get their bearings like when you introduce a puppy to a new environment with their same bedding and toys

Imagine Trump survives two assassination attempts then RFK Jr. gets him with raw milk

Elon Musk finally solving the problem of people I don’t want to give my number to not being able to call me

If Sufjan Stevens dropped another state album we could avoid a recession

Calling them skeets is great but it just can’t quite match the je ne sais quoi of truthing, retruthing, and quote truthing

A lady on the streets but a freak in the skeets

What’s the over/under on how long it takes instagram meme accounts to start posting skeet screenshots (skeetshots)

If I see brooklyn dad defiant on here I'm bullying

Idk how to break it to you guys but this app isn’t going to be camelot it’s going to be 2010s twitter without gifs, and that is enough

I’m here