I just thought you should know I broke out my Christmas jammies today!

There is no world in which it is normal for the president to publicly call upon his attorney general to hurry up and prosecute his political foes. It’s like the Watergate tapes but posted on social media. Let’s get a grip on what’s happening here.

God she looks good here with her lil rings and gay ass shoes and curly hair

wearing multiple rings but not that one 💍🤭

Your honor…

Why do I always like the first half of movies better than the second half?

Why does everything have to be a video now? Why can't I just read words that explain the same thing?

How is Grandpa Joe just fine with laying in bed faking it while his family starves

Influencers: “Here are ten must-have cozy items you need for the fall” Me: “. . . of democracy?”

THE FATE OF OPHELIA MV?! OH!

If you don’t hear from me anymore, you know who did it. . .

Accidentally Gaylor and Performanceartlor

What an interesting day for Sabrina to be the host and musical guest on SNL!

I don’t think some people realize just how close we are to complete state-run media

I think one of the things I love most about social media is that sometimes we all just need to scream into the void with a thousand of our closest internet buddies

I just can’t believe that Trump keeps doing all the stuff that he said he would do.

Every therapist I’ve had said something along the lines of, “You are remarkably self-aware.” YES THAT IS WHY I AM HERE ACTUALLY. BECAUSE OF ALL OF THE AWARENESS.

One of my favorite things in the whole world is sending and receiving lil memes and reels and stuff with my friends

There are currently two fawns frolicking outside my window! Their names are Juniper and Theodore.

When I say I’m cracking a cold one, there is a 100% chance I am talking about ginger ale

When work bestie brings you a little present from her weekend travels

I saw a rainbow on my drive into work this morning, so I think the universe must be asking me to be extra gay today

Sometimes, when I’m going through it, I will watch all the holiday episodes of my favorite shows

Oh, interesting. . . .👀

Autoimmune diseases should come with an unsubscribe button

Home Alone really could have gone hard on a Halloween sequel

I’m sorry but the Twilight soundtrack unironically slaps

Thank god Trisha Paytas had her fallopian tubes removed.

They have never, ever expressed anything close to this level of pain and sympathy for school shooting victims.

yet another reason for people to stop acting like newsom is the best we can hope for as a candidate. absolutely f*ck this guy and his transphobic bullshit.

Yikes. (Gavin Newsom, evergreen)

That both of Turning Point USA’s founders are dead from public health crises their organization worked hard to enable is a parable for our time.

I would like to take this opportunity to remember Melissa Hortman, a serving Democratic politician assasinated by a right-winger.

“They’re going to use this against us.” My brother in Christ, they are using our very identities against us.

If you think THIS is the catalyst, wake the fuck up and pull your head out of your ass. Look around you. Fascism has BEEN HERE. It’s not The Ghost of Christmas Future.

Pritzker's response is correct and it should be the rule, not the exception. The Dems' general condemnations of violence cede the field to Trump/Musk/GOP, who falsely blame the left for all/most political violence. (Even when a pro-Trump shooter murders elected Dems.)

Let’s make one thing clear from the start: Charlie Kirk was the victim of a shooting in a country where he, along with other right-wing extremist influencers, have been inciting violence for years. — Kirk is neither a martyr nor a hero, he is a cause.

"I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights" - Charlie Kirk, 2023 www.mediamatters.org/charlie-kirk...

I was on a different call and wasn’t able to call in to this hearing, but this is appalling.

settings > content & media > autoplay video & gifs = off

Please do not share the Charlie Kirk video. It’s BAD. People who have not consented to viewing it should not have to be subjected to it auto playing on their timelines.

Charlie Kirk shot in the neck at an event in Utah. The video is making the rounds online, please take care if you don’t have the stomach for blood. It’s bad.

One of my favorite things about myself is when I am called on when someone is going through it and needs a really good hug. I think I might have just fixed a little bit of my own heart while hugging someone who needed it. 🖤

So, I think I might be a Disney Princess? Between my front yard at home and the bushes outside my office window, I have had the following visitors EVERY DAY for months: -Mom and baby deer -Bunnies -Skunk -Groundhog -Squirrels -Orange cat -Black cat -Crow Names for my friends in progress!

When you get invited to a birthday party and they ask what kind of flour to buy so they can make you a gluten free pizza so you aren’t left out 😭😭😭

I am begging someone to create a decent gluten free cracker