why does it take my PC a full 30 seconds to PULL UP THE CALENDAR WHEN I CLICK THE TIME

maybe we can build a trebuchet, too let's see how far fascists can fly

alright who wants to come over and figure out how to build a guillotine they can't be that hard to build

but seriously we need to do something.

well the collapse of society is right around the corner but at least i got to eat jarritos gummies and cinnamon toast crunch chex muddy buddies.

i want to hit this guy with my car so fucking bad and i goddamn love my car

whatever is below hell, we live below that

We are even beyond it's sequel thenib.com/this-is-not-...

society is so fucked up we are completely beyond the 'this is fine' meme

"As last month's jobs report was just released moments ago, with the economy adding 92,000 jobs in February" "Actually, we lost 92,000 jobs" "OK, so that was wrong in the script"

yall ever have one of those... lifes?

okay who's going to fund my trip to LA to see ollie wride before the country falls apart

I'M OLDER THAN MCDONALD'S CHICKEN NUGGETS???? ????????????????????????????????????????

so about how many bricks will it take to stop what's going on here? asking for a friend. the friend is me.

hi-fi beats to get angry and throw an anarchy to

'But when it's time to I'll fight for you' The Midnight - The comeback kid www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEwy...

"we're gonna save ourselves" GUNSHIP - Postcard From The American Dream [Official Lyric Video] youtu.be/hNfO3RlPAng...

also WHY AM I PAYING FOR THAT WALKING TALKING CARCASS TO FLY AROUND THE COUNTRY TO WORK OUT IN JEANS

I CAN'T DO THIS ANY MORE

love seeing sdot talking about more projects when fremont eastlake udistrict and everywhere else i drive regularly is a goddamn disaster. maybe you guys can just like, idk, focus on one project at a time? my street has been under construction since 2024.

if you insufferable middle aged morons insist on putting those idiotic 'student driver' stickers on your SUVs, can you at least remove the "college mom" license plate frames from your overly expensive vehicles?

idfk you guys i'm starting to think that voting isn't going to help because nobody, and i mean absolutely nobody, is coming to save us.

roller skating in the parking lot is fine right?

the only thing that makes me happier than seeing the fuckboys in the US men's hockey team eating cold stale mcdonald's at the white house is seeing the women's team eating succulent meals with stanley tucci

STARDEW VALLEY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Stardew Valley 10-year Anniversary Video (Retrospective & New Spouse Reveal) www.youtube.com/watch?v=geiT...

the only thing that makes me more mad than bitches on this platform limiting replies is not being able to get said post off my timeline i'm sure it's a deck.blue issue but what kind of punk ass bitch closes replies on bsky? afraid too many people will agree with you?

so did anyone read the dune prequels? this isn't a post about books.

it's not pike's place market or pikes place market it is the pike place market or as the sign reads public market center at the end of what street? pike

Bill Gates Clarifies He Only Hung Out with Child Sex Trafficker for Fun, Light-hearted Conversation: tinyurl.com/3ek228xc

anyway what did everyone have for dinner last night? i had chicken nuggets, fruity pebbles protein powder, and a fruit smoothie.

my company after reviewing expense reports: we are going to limit the amount we allow for alcohol. everyone in my company that didn't make this decision: and you will be hiring more people when?

since sam altman thinks humans are such a waste of resources he should lead the charge in self removal from the planet.

cool cool so the US men's hockey team just gets worse the more i learn about them. to say the least, i'm sure every drink in the room gets covered when they enter.

every now and again i get the song fingertips by they might be giants in my head and if you know what that is please send help

NEW TEMPLES SOON

fucking love it when someone opens a ticket on behalf of someone else who's perfectly capable of opening a ticket on their own, i reply saying i'll investigate, and that starts a cascade of reply alls resulting in a hundred more new tickets being opened.

i live in the goddamn upside down

i love all of the people smugly declaring they'll enjoy viewing the trial of whatever person has done currently spoken of heinous act. who's going to hold them accountable, if they are from the US, my dears? you're all missing a massive step. and that step is the messy part.

everyone needs to not just watch the TNG episode 'the bonding', but you really fucking need to understand the importance of the story.

i am so old that youtubers have to explain what the TV shows i was watching when i was younger were about just covered the premise of the show 'cops' and i need someone to fucking hand me my walker

one of our devs went on leave and came back with a new job lololol whelp

maybe instead of banning VPNs and requiring age verification we can just fucking kick all the children off the goddamn internet

anyway the US is collapsing but at least it's taking the climate with it. we are so fucked but i have an easy solution with a few different methods for success. i hope you all have your appetites and your lemonade stand blueprints.

ollie promised an announcement on friday then pushed it to monday and I'M STILL NOT SEEING ANYTHING OLLIE

anyway after going to the skating rink last night and seeing a woman roller skate while singing i am pretty sure i need to start practicing bass on skates

Hey, Valentine. What if we kissed on the ashes of the police state?

you can feel as entitled as you want to feel to the space someone else, a perfect stranger, is standing in. but the moment you decide to put your hands on that person, it's assault, it doesn't matter why you did it. do. not. fucking. touch. other. people. without. permission.

Two cops fired, and a $29 million settlement feels like some measure of justice, but it's still not enough. DivestSPD's statement on the Jaahnavi Kandula settlement.

too late bye felicia