just a pro tip to idiot developers and companies out there: you need my data. i don't need your platform.

nevermind twitch won't let me log in through brave what a pile of shit

the venue sent a follow up email saying it was a mistake so that's nice i guess

so anyway i just got an email about some concert tickets i definitely did not fucking order as i have zero idea who the fucking musician is the scams just keep on coming

the man who takes money from executives and landlords that don't live in seattle. the man who gave $200 million from our affordable housing fund to the SPD. the man who held a pregnant woman at gunpoint over a parking spot. bruce harrell is a thug, and cares nothing for the people or our city.

okay i am seriously at my goddamn limit for how many scam calls i have recceived today we can solve this with AI but nah, let's make uncanny valley art instead bravo, asswads

anyway someone remind me to not waste my the midnight channel subscription because if i am not reminded i will forget

as a canvasser and maybe a scammer, you should absolutely call the same number who isn't answering over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over that'll fucking make them answer. coz i'm not trying to fucking work or anything.

please user fucking do not talk to me about AI slop music

well i get to spend a lot of october and almost $3500 at the dentist

if i want to see the fucking menu items i will fucking click on the fucking menus i do not need persistent menus i cannot dismiss because i simply grazed the area with my mouse this is not and has never been a helpful feature

substation. seattle, wa. oct. 5th 2023.

no thank you

ANYWAY i really like saying anyway so anyway...

anyway i think the only thing funnier (not haha but wtf funny) than saudi arabia hosting a comedy festival is the fact they thought whitney cummings was funny.

people pushing me to my pettiest point some cunt newly moved into a townhouse across the alley had her weeds trimmed didn't throw anything of the clippings away, just left them on the side of the walkway so i placed them on her yard she moves them to my trash (not hers, she's not on my complex)

so i meant to set up an appointment at the start of the year to get my brain checked and figure out whatever is wrong with it i finally just started that process in october

anyway i would thank the midnight for gifting me a twitch sub to their channel but they aren't here or are they?

"my husband said i need a new docking station" "that's great. my dog said we are going to troubleshoot" and since my dog is right, i hope you learn something about time management, and using your husband out of convenience when your company provides IT services.

i am fucking beyond tired of reading the phrase "my husband" in tickets why in the FUCK is your husband handling your fucking work issued equipment? is he your boss? is he your company's designated IT? no?? LET ME BE CLEAR: YOUR HUSBAND "TROUBLESHOOTING" DOESN'T MEAN SHIT. THANKS.

WATCH: Ted Cruz says “How about we all come together and stop attacking pedophiles”

yes i am sure it was a misclick when team lead booted department director out of teams chat

just a very random and completely unprompted reminder than Chicago doesn't show up on either the violent or property crime top 10 lists for 2024. but Memphis tops both violent and property crime lists for 2024.

every goddamn time my useless team lead takes PTO on a random weekday it is 100% to hide from the bad decisions he made the day prior to his random PTO

please for the love of life and everything in the universe learn how to fucking handle a simple password reset on your own there is absolutely zero reason to have someone watch you reset a password outside of you're either too needy or entitled fuck's sake

There has been TWO mass shootings today and this is what he’s thinking about…

I'd like to thanks Seattle's idiot dot for making it take over an hour to go less than 10 miles round trip

very ungentle reminder that friday afternoons are not, in fact, the ideal time to put in the IT ticket you've been putting off all week coz guess what every other mid level idiot is doing on friday afternoons

after listening to The Pressure Point all day i am more than convinced another Ollie Wride concert would fully heal me.

will the left please tone down the violent political rhetoric? oh wait...

does anyone else feel like they are in a personal relationship with the midnight because of the broadcast channel?

i would like to take this opportunity to state that i have never signed up for tiktok that is all

other helpdesk: we need to update the shipping information for new users because of a change team lead: thanks for the updated information me: i just updated the shipping form he just does not ever get it.

and who could have foreseen this epic crash except literally everyone and also me

turns out drinking a red bull between drinking coffee wasn't the smartest thing i've ever done but it also wasn't the dumbest

drinking coffee and red bull to maximize anxiety

KOMO to Air Hour of Sinclair CEO Sucking Off Trump Instead of ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’: tinyurl.com/3jzrpt4y

i hate iphones so much i tell a god i don't even believe in how much i hate iphones

THANK YOU MACHO MAN FOR SAVING US FROM YET ANOTHER RAPTURE! OOHH YEEEEEAH!

i can't count how many raptures this is for me but happy rapture day this was from the 2011 rapture

so i can't help but notice that i'm still here and unfortunately so is everyone else will the rapture be happening at a specific time today?

anyway tylenol causes autism. do not question the lying 79 year old with dementia who can't pronounce 'acetaminophen'

i found my celebration picture from the 2011 rapture lol

oh my fucking god i do not care what everyone on my team did over the fucking weekend

saw my 2nd cybertruck of the day just now is the universe trying to ruin my day?

please for the love of god stop with the reply alls or at least remove the helpdesk email from the chain you ding dongs keep opening new fucking tickets lol

do not ever fucking send me a fucking screenshot without including the fucking URL fucking thanks

It’s only "censorship" if it comes from the censorship region of France. Otherwise it’s just sparkling government-overreach.

gentle reminder that the first amendment applies to everyone and "charlie kirk" is not a federally protected class.

finally some good news