There really should be some ceremony to thank the Alchemist for giving us The Price Of Tea In China and also for putting Mac Miller's dogshit verse right at the end of "Piñata" so that we can easily skip it

The "Dark Ages" are mostly made up by orientalist historians but there was a real Dark Age back when people really, really tried to convince me that JPEGMafia music is good

Dominican guy who has to spell his name Quíque from now on

From what I understand 90% of bluesky posts involve arguing with the moderators

I got a japanese bitch and she stay on my bokki I'm with some young-hos eating handmade tteokbokki I get arab money so you know my pockets ocky I think my wrist transgender cos the rollie hella clocky

You use any/all because you are transgender, I use any/all because I don't like english, we are not the same

I'm telling Netanyahu there are Hamas tunnels under the Jubilee recording studio

White Will I Am: Imagine there's no heaven... it's easy if you try~ White Apl De Ap: Work a 9 to 5, push through the strife, tryna build a better life, for my filipino wife White Fergie (mimicking turntables): WIKIWIKIWIKI STOP!! [N word with hard R]

🇸🇬 Juicy J: You don't need no GPS, find me at the DBS, you need to get your money up, send you to the CCS 🇸🇬 Project Pat: When it comes to getting bread I got the keys to the Breeead Talk, she give me brain for Millennia I call that a heeead Walk~ 🇸🇬 Crunchy Black: Eh bro can put me on the song not

Kendrick seeing the Bat Signal from his suite in Tel Aviv: מה לעזאזל קורה עכשיו בקנדה???

As someone who grew up learning about indigenous cultures and practices I am of the opinion that they probably love and respect animals more than most vegans who hold this opinion

Guy who's transphobic because he thinks they aren't worthy of being called Women

Harry Potter 2026 Reboot

White customer SHOCKS chinese waitress, makes PERFECT reverberating gong sound

Why did my phone suddenly become taiwanese specifically to write 没

GZA in 2026 hearing a really good idea: Now that thought is just as bright as a 20 watt lightbulb!!

Leftist who wants to #killallfatpeople

This was always inevitable since MAGA are all stupid cattle and sanghis worship that

Pro-Palestine Jewish is already like a shiny Pokémon, the fact that one of them is the President of Mexico is pretty cool I think

Cam'ron if he was Singaporean Shawty give me brain, run a train like the MRT She on my Peninsula, City Hall, Exit D All pink coat in a all pink Suzuki Swift Styling up in Xiao Guilin call that a bougie cliff

Do Irish right-wingers sing Come Out Ye Blacks And Trans

I'm neuroconvergent, you WILL join my hivemind

FUCK MIT for slicing that one undergraduate clean in half!!!!

Metricalising the imperial units is surprisingly common. China has a whole system where the old units are half of the metric ones (1 jin = 0.5kg, 1 liang = 50g, 1 li = 0.5km) In Singapore I often hear people use "foot" as a shorthand for 30cm

We have to attach severe financial penalties to the crime of using "ontologically" wrong

For the average bluesky user this is like one million 9/11s lmao

The problem with AI and LLMs is that they're basically just aggregators and regurgitators. They just mash shit together and then vomit out the resulting slop Another problem is that nowadays the vast majority of human artists and authors are basically also that

Call me [ɾ] how I give your girl intervocalic d

Greek suggests a Pre-Beekes origin

Malay having "dua" that is absolutely not related to English "dual" immediately followed by "tiga" which actually is related to English "three" is so funny

During Woke 2 anyone who says "food desert" and isn't referring to an actual sand/rock/ice desert will be brutally ripped limb from limb

The glock all black but it can make you see light I call the crack nick fuentes, it just pretends to be white

Non-binary cucks be like she's on that bull she/it

The definitive chart of sexuals Homosexual — Real Heterosexual — Fake Pansexual — Fake Omnisexual — Real (Rare) Demisexual — Real (Unfortunately) Bisexual — Real (Extinct, long covid)

叫 真 不 你 的 好 去 沒 意 跳 故 思 樓 意 我

Reminds me of Malay matahari = day-eye = sun mata kucing = cat eye = longan mata air = water eye = spring mata lembu = cow eye = sunny side up egg And the classic Singapore Malay mata-mata = eyes = police

Chopper go BAM that banana clip is gonna peel on em Chopper go BAM it fill you with 83 of em Chopper go BAM I bring the heat when I bare face and ride Chopper go BAM it sound like a fuckin rapist died

Took your girl and left you with only photos you be seeing Shawty *h₁órsos got me speaking Proto-Indo-European

Lil Wayne: I'm the angel of death snatch the chain off your neck put a stain on her back then hit your brain with the mac run ya jewels with the sonic spill your change on the track lighting up the chronic that's the medicine the tonic new sound Weezy and the F is for phonics Birdman (off beat): ha

I've had it up to here with Czechs making everything diminutive, even 'it'. You'll get taught 'to je ono' for 'that is it', and I'm prepared for 'to je vono' in casual speech, but I've now heard a friend say 'to je vončo'.

I'm ngl it's totally fine to speak ill of the dead, the vast majority of them suck(ed) anyway

You think Jeffrey Epstein was running child promos? For the real paedophiles not for the mild chomos I got a hundred woke shooters at the ready, wild homos You keep a hundred paedophiles in the back, Vile Schlomos

convincing the stripper i like her

Cam'ron if he was Singaporean Shawty give me brain, run a train like the MRT She on my Peninsula, City Hall, Exit D All pink coat in a all pink Suzuki Swift Styling up in Xiao Guilin call that a bougie cliff

I'm at the BAFTAS with a british bird tryna flee it Think she got tourettes she keep yelling when she see it

If I had tourettes whenever I saw a black guy I would instead shout things like RESPECT!!! and ROCK STEADY!!! and YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A NATURAL WOMAN!!!

They're doing rice discourse on bluesky but because everyone on this website is white/diaspora the food that they're posting pictures of....

It's really heartbreaking to learn that the UK only just this morning gained access to the internet.

Honestly great bit to call yourself AI Sucks Antifa Meme and then hallucinate a source when it's written at the bottom of the page