forgot to find a niche that's profitable

Game show where they put 10 gujarati brahmins in a house and tell them that one is secretly a paki muslim

We should be meaner to conservatives

Call me Trump how I banged Erica and put a Birkin on it She gave me good neck she was Charlie Kirkin' on it I gave her Kash now she's twerkin' on it, Valhalla berserkin' on it Abby Shapiro next, I'm already workin' on it

Shawty neck otherworldly I had to buy her a Birkin Shawty neck killing me she was Charlie Kirkin'

all in all it’s kind of funny that they aren’t even posting pictures of him smiling because.. well you know

Puppygirl Obama: Uhhh let me pee here

Polish Kanye West: Something wrong, I hold my head, the jews are gone, our [antisemitic slur] are dead!! Polish Rihanna: ALL of the lights????????????

Imo, people who transcribe Japanese u as /ɯᵝ/ are doing too much. Regular /ɯ/ is enough, and actually /u/ was already enough

We are reaching levels of thirdworldism previously unimaginable 💪

When we do Nuremberg 2, Lauren Bis must swing. Remember what happened to Streicher, and do it again

Those whom I pass on the trail are known as Trailures. They are likely to hurt themselves and ought stay home reading about trails, not hiking them Those whom pass me are known as Trailhards. They've sacrificed their humanity to hike marginally better than me. One must imagine them miserable

The DSA Labubu had Taylor Lorenz' soul in it like a Rowling Horcrux and by burning it up they made her a soulless nazi

Just putting this on the record here but I did have Taylor Lorenz Becomes A Nazi on my bingo card from the moment she did the weird stunt with Chaya Raichik

It just makes sense tbh. The same people who want to kill Palestinians for being Arab also want to kill me for being queer. If they didn't want us to unite, they shouldn't have pushed us together 🤷

That relatively rare moment of finding a healthy hard coral above 50ft/15m. #scuba #scubadiving #underwaterphotography #marinelife #roatan

For #MosaicMonday this fantastic photo of a mosaic (and a lovely fish 🐟) that was discovered in the submerged ruins of #Roman Baiae. Photo: Parco Archeologico Campi Flegrei

big shoals of Abramis brama I've only watched from the surface - in the water they're too skittish. Asked around and largest bream caught here was 6kgs, 11y ago. My exp is they don't get larger than 65cm in #Leiden

I LTHNKS GRSSK 🇬🇷

by adrian chiles

Have you ever noticed that people dressed better in the past? Even in the summer, when it was scorching hot? Why is this? 🧵

She durbin on my dick till i nois

Since algorithms across various social media platforms are making it harder to see what you enjoy, here's a thread of #paleoart I think is underrated or a tad overlooked. Kicking things off with Sam Milkovits' azhdarchid portrait

Her ass fake but she Israel like my nuclear enemy Squad deep like Nick Cannon's nuclear family

First-ballot in the Y Axis Hall of Fame

It's crazy how "filler episode" has just been accepted as an integral part of anime. This is why we need to do it a third time.

Looking back, this is one the funniest things anyone has ever said to be. Stinky tumblr style word sludge

When Nuremberg 2 happens, we have to make sure to get all of these guys too. Do it right otherwise we'll need Nuremberg 3 later on

Normalize asking everyone if they’re Zionist. Make them own it in public. Ask why they think killing babies is ok.

ARAB COUNTRY #1 SAFEST COUNTRY FOR LGBTQ+ PEOPLE AGAIN GO MALTA

Israelis combined seven palestinian children into one pile of sludge yesterday and the resistance is reposting year-old clips as a "timeline cleanse" shit is fucking bleak

I'm telling Netanyahu there are Hamas tunnels under the Jubilee recording studio

Zekenskyy if you drone strike this guy I will send $100 to the Ukrainian Army!!!!!!

What if Budd Dwyer's head just did that

I'm calling for a Final Solution on Soulful White Boys

What conservatives want for abortion is what I want for circumcision, and what conservatives want for circumcision is what I want for abortion

You use any/all because you are transgender, I use any/all because I don't like english, we are not the same

Only six basketball players have spent the first 10 seasons of their career in Phoenix. 🌵 Devin Booker 🌵 Alvan Adams 🌵 DeWanna Bonner 🌵 Walter Davis 🌵 Brittney Griner 🌵 Diana Taurasi

One thing about Will Stancil that no one talks about is how he drives white people completely insane, and for this I can never truly hate him 💖

New Consensus Statement in Nature Microbiology! Working with low-biomass microbiome samples? From deep subsurface rocks to human lungs, contamination is a major challenge. We offer field-to-data analysis guidelines to help keep your results clean. 📖 doi.org/10.1038/s415...

You don't really hear people say "food porn" anymore, thank god

the world's first goofy ahh war

when you become important at work

Phobaeticus magnus "Ratchaburi", possibly the longest species I have kept and one of the longest insects in the world. #stickbug #stickinsect #insect #phasmid #bugsky #wildlife #macro #nature

I think we should try the Greater East Asian Co-Prosperity Sphere again but without the fascism this time