purple dragon in her cocoon stage!! EHEUEHUEHUE!!! @dragonnap.bsky.social wrapped as a christmas present in a purple blanket!!!

Santa wuff visited u last night what did he bring you

christmas doodle for @ratm0de.bsky.social !! otherwise known as RANSOM RODENT!! helpful hyena must have captured this criminal and turned him in to the hyen-agency!! EHEUEHUEHUE!! now he is recovering at the hyen-asylum! EHEEHUEHEUEHUE!!!

when was somebody gonna tell me you can bookmark posts...!!

christmas doodle for @nuggeez.bsky.social !! i always struggle to draw him for some reason!! oh well! EHEUEHUEHUE!! another successful mission for helpful hyena!

helpful hyena's latest mission from the hyen-agency!! help this dog sleep! EHEUEHUE!! dog germs were not mentioned in the briefing!!

last night @ratm0de.bsky.social and i helped @shamustheturtle.bsky.social make this absurdly cursed gen 3 tierlist to codify his opinions... i am sharing it here WITHOUT PERMISSION!! for the record he wanted me to put zangoose even lower but he wouldnt tell me where so i left it in A...!

silksong hornet likes fluffy things so i imagine she would like being wrapped in trobio's fluffy scarf thing...! does anyone ship them yet? this could be big!! and im NOT talking about THIS being big!!! AWWUH?!

the epstein files have all of those names blacked out because youre supposed to fill in your own to create your own epstein files!

has anyone tried reading the epstein files with xray glasses to see through the redactions?!

helpful hyena!! EHEUEHUE!! interrogated?!

retweeting because i will forget abt it otherwise

I’m pissed that we’re all going to have a shitty 10-15 years economically because a dozen techboys believed that it was possible to write code to the point that the program could write better code and eventually either kill us all or make us immortal, and so they spent $1.5tn for $41bn in revenue

one of these was drawn with my computer mouse and one of these was drawn on my computer by a mouse!!

helpful hyena, at your service!!

i am so sick of rappers rhyming "cute hyena" with "bluesky-yena"

That evil goofball @helpfulhyena.bsky.social is trying to make me LIE and say spotted hyenas are better than striped hyenas but it WON'T WORK, I will NOT BREAK AND ALSO SOMEONE H-HELP MEHEHEHEEE!!

there is no show or movie or demo reel of tilly norwood. it is propaganda. their website is just a 2 minute Al-generated ad for the character, which hardly contains her. "more to come!" it says at the bottom. now, contrast the reality of "tilly norwood" to the headlines:

disposable vapes are a great invention because their lithium batteries explode and catch fire in the trash compactor, and they're filled with weed resin which famously gets you high when you burn it

EEEEK!! hope the bench was nearby!! EHUEHUHE at least now you got the pattern down, hornet!!