don’t care about your podcast network, dork. just talk to me while I work.

Ty kyle

could hear a del taco fart in that crowd tonight

boo them out of the fucking park

That’s game, series, etc

no hope left in my tank after the ohtani hit

That half inning is going to be talked about for a long, long time

now that I’ve moved past the bills game, I truly cannot believe mlb had no game on an otherwise empty Friday night

considering a new playstyle where we hold on to the ball occasionally

dude my kid’s four I shouldn’t have to look new shit up every week

JT

Do I have any mutuals who like minus the bear and are in the Boston area

the thing about playoff baseball is that a simple chopper to third feels like you're about to watch your house burn down. and we're supposed to want to watch this

Crochet is good

JACKING EM ALL OVER THE YARD

Kyle Schwarber's 23 home runs against a lefty this season are the most in Major League Baseball history for a lefty batter vs. lefty pitcher.

abs is the biggest change to the sport of baseball in decades and it dropped quietly in the middle of a tuesday lol. MLB has their finger directly on the pulse as always.

lmao turnstile is about to go on and we’re now in a shelter in place dope

No more discord servers and podcast discourse cycles for young men. We are forcing them to hang out in groups of 3-5, getting vocal lessons, wearing matching trench coats, and singing about how they’re gonna love you right. This fractured nation needs singing sensitive men with good dick back.

SHAQ’D UP

I want Josh to throw another tud to 2025 Tim Euhus.

Herbstreit mentioning Favre brings up a good point, Josh is like a modern Favre who doesn’t fuckin suck

Bills

phils

pop POP

Currently in the Bills locker room, does anyone know why seemingly every player has a jar or two of chia seeds in their stall?

Wow chourio covered some ground there

there was a drunk deaf kid sitting next to me screeching and losing his mind all game, I cannot imagine how he handled those last few minutes

football soon

Some of the ladies in that Zapruder film were very shapely.

eating pizza fritta over the kitchen sink at 130am so my kids don’t discover cinnamon sugar everywhere in the morning and catch wind of the party they missed

21 was the start of the decline

if

Aaron Nola is back (derogatory)

Taking the four year-old to today’s Bill’s kids day game, anybody have a parking pass that they’re not using? It would be massive

I apologize to everyone who had to be around me the entire decade I was really into bro punk. People moving in across the street were playing Dropkick Murphys on a speaker outside all morning and I never wanted to drive an awl into my temple more.

Fuck a fireworks show im taking my kids to a Phillies game to watch Duran come out

In true Phillies fashion, about 90 minutes after one of their biggest mid-season reliever additions in years, the bullpen allowed seven seventh-inning runs in what was a tie game.

That Duran entrance is going to be wild at CBP, grab me a $17 yuengling and let’s ride

Enjoy it, Philly

for my birthday I am not asking for any donations to worthwhile causes or anything wild like that, I’d just like you to play converge’s fault and fracture for your young children at a reasonable volume

After over a year of absolute silence from account reps for the new and old stadium alike a Bills employee at training camp told me today my section and seniority level will be called in for tickets in like 3 weeks and that’s been the timeline since they started this whole process.

finished solo dinner and bedtime with 4 year old and baby