we’re going to tailgate the jets game happier about a building than about the stupid team

normalize scrolling memes when a band you don’t enjoy is doing their thing

going to have 11-19 drinks tomorrow and throw my body into people for 6 hours go bills

boe jurrow

I’m going fuckin nutty over here

OH MY GOD

josh

don’t know what buttons I pressed for my algorithm to think I’m craving $100 house shoes

I don’t know why I scroll through Threads but it must be a rule that every remotely viral post has a featured comment on it about “the way I SPRINTED to the comments 😂🤣😂🤣” in a way that makes me want to purchase and refit a Komatsu D355A.

is there any way to make this app show shit in chronological order

mason rudolph sim to end

It is Time to locate the Decorations for my Wife (appreciative)

scraping my knee a little on purpose so my wife will let me choose a dua lipa bandaid to wear

crispy chili beef why’d u do that to me m8

bills

bottom 3” of a bag of Chex mix is truly s tier

wow it feels like I’ve been clenching my teeth for an hour straight huh

wow that’s something they’d usually save for a week 5 chiefs game

How dope would it be for Josh to not have icbms launched at him every two minutes

Entering real Jon DiGiorgio and Leon Joe hours here, folks.

took a min to find this

shittin on em call him g.g. allen

let’s go

Start looking up draft targets for the 17th pick, save yourself the stress.

I cannot stop playing arc raiders.

what if they invented a baby who could tolerate a time change

type shit

That park is exploding right now

I’m not glad the bills are this way I’m just glad other people see they’re wasting a generational stud’s career with these dogshit rosters and are willing to admit it so I don’t sound like so much of a downer to everyone.

Jesus fucking Christ

like poop, shit

Look, you just have to get to the bye and see if the offensive line and play calling and receivers and injuries and third down defense and safeties and corners and linebackers and head coach can all improve

4 year old yelled to me “dad, it’s ok, I wiped most of my poop off the wall it’s ok” wanna go back to work so bad dude

only had one beer left in the fridge, was not looking to use it for a consolation shower beer but it is what it is

goddamnit dude

don’t care about your podcast network, dork. just talk to me while I work.

Ty kyle

could hear a del taco fart in that crowd tonight

boo them out of the fucking park

That’s game, series, etc

no hope left in my tank after the ohtani hit

That half inning is going to be talked about for a long, long time

now that I’ve moved past the bills game, I truly cannot believe mlb had no game on an otherwise empty Friday night