Peter Becomes a Phillies Fan

omw

one thing I do to spice up life is mix my drinks together to see if I have any will to live. This whips immense ass.

from when I worked with my dad. This shirt, bottle of full strength buckley’s in his pocket for a snack, “I pooped today” lanyard. We’re so fucking back man.

cum on down to the plaza for the first time in a long time

grease those poles

Phillies driving me to watch shows with my wife again. Not even April.

Phillies look flat but having hamels in the booth instead of Schmidt on home sundays is going to change the world

hey new to this what the fuck is up with biron’s head

said

new profile pic sabes are exxxplosive

luv u bryce

Saw project Hail Mary 70mm. Great. Importantly, there’s a like 10 minute trailer for the odyssey before it. Great.

lmao eat shit

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love the branding on the boy’s new shinguards

love locking down luzardo. Him and Sanchez are the core for the future.

class

much to be said re: your status as wankster, continuation of fronting

I’ve had mlbtv since like 2007 and this year I cannot figure out how to use it since I have to log in to Hulu, Disney, espn, and mlb but none of them link together or speak to each other. Good use of $135.

fatherhood, blessing

one of these weekly but can’t install an iPhone update without waiting in line at the Verizon store

I think you’re all looking at this wrong, it’s incredibly difficult to make it all the way to the Super Bowl and put on a masterclass of a stinker.

my toddler is going to vibe so hard to the replay of that tomorrow

there are more important things happening in the world but i’m really not a fan of sports media turning into: A. team owned channels or B. podcasts and IG accounts

both the 1 (a feat) and 4 year olds (very rare) are napping so it’s time for snacks they’re allergic to and roughly one whole hour of gaming

every time I think about how bad this team needs wideouts I think of the bonershorts tweet about naaman roosevelt selling sneakers out of his trunk at st john fisher

thinking things I’d have no fear posting on twitter about mcdaniel. Stable mind.

nothing wrong with 3-5 Oreos stacked up crammed into your mouth simultaneously during a kitchen stop after a long day

if you’re gonna make a firing like that and show at the presser you better have words to put out there and not act pedantic because the media wants to know why you did it

my dad just got out of the hospital and is on pain meds just slinging AI and photoshopped coach signings to me hourly it’s great thanks

Need to bring in someone with some real league experience

what can you even say

Tummy hort

Eating tums like nerds clusters

the bills highlight reel titled FUMBLES should be funnier than it is

having a malo hora

I open socials like twice a week these days but I've been on here hourly looking for Bichette updates. Need a fix in my chubby little veins.

It’s finally time to call up Naaman Roosevelt for Saturday.

I mean what

LETS GO