piss missle

just joined a discord chat from a red light to call my friend names. It’s free to be present.

abt to ask homegirl her thoughts on jalen brunson

really disappointing that my kid will never hear “do you like tapes or cds?” growing up

new favorite toddler freak out happened tonight, she saw me using a floss pick and went bananas because she thought I was blowing bubbles without asking for help

let’s go

what’s a good abv for a 5 year old on a holiday

butthead, ascii fanart (1999) web.archive.org/web/19990429...

would love to split an ice cold 24oz labbatt’s max ice with this dude

what are your weird records to play when sad thanks for asking I’ll go first

they should make slurs for refs

came here to fistfight the first property brother I see

Guy who gets mad that Gen Z doesn’t appreciate Strong Bad Emails

as a father to a 19 month old we have spent *hours* watching the 6 minutes of Elmo in the Phillies booth from uhhhh 22 hours ago

Sabres

bless my wife for bringing the boy to whatever 5 year old PE thing I signed him up for so I could relax with the baby

love the broadcast showing bohm’s odds on hitting a hr seconds before he grounds out on a shit first pitch. way to go, slugger.

Donathan Baseball looking truly appalled in his new Phils managerial image

Scrolling for Mother’s Day gifts, found a Lenny dykstra holo card. She’s going to love this shit.

when I’m playing with my kids I’ll often speak in reverend lovejoy’s voice and they think it’s hilarious. They’re going to happen across the simpsons at some point when they’re older and it’s going to drive them nuts that they’ve heard that somewhere before and I’m awaiting getting that text

chose to watch the Phillies, feeling electric

pk looking like he’s about to steal from the rich and give to the poor. go sabes.

unreal

TASTY

let’s go, please, if that’s alright.

the fuck are you wearing, pk

buying a MICHAEL YOUNG Phillies jersey is insane. -1.1 war for half of his age 36 season and you spent money on that????? Anyway, might buy this.

these guys are bums

Peter Becomes a Phillies Fan

omw

one thing I do to spice up life is mix my drinks together to see if I have any will to live. This whips immense ass.

from when I worked with my dad. This shirt, bottle of full strength buckley’s in his pocket for a snack, “I pooped today” lanyard. We’re so fucking back man.

cum on down to the plaza for the first time in a long time

grease those poles

Phillies driving me to watch shows with my wife again. Not even April.

Phillies look flat but having hamels in the booth instead of Schmidt on home sundays is going to change the world

hey new to this what the fuck is up with biron’s head

said

new profile pic sabes are exxxplosive

luv u bryce

Saw project Hail Mary 70mm. Great. Importantly, there’s a like 10 minute trailer for the odyssey before it. Great.

lmao eat shit

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love the branding on the boy’s new shinguards

love locking down luzardo. Him and Sanchez are the core for the future.