We lost so much when they took Boston Market from us

Say what you will about LA, but you gotta hand it to them—you can go to La Brea and eat as much tar as you want and not even Gavin Newsom can stop you.

I think we should all be rooting for a Bears vs. Broncos Super Bowl because, objectively, it would be the funniest. God vs Anime.

Twitch streaming with multiple remote participants has come a long way but there is no video game streamer collab that is better than two people in the same room reacting together in real time.

Twenty years ago you could say, “No one is more authentic than Kid Rock” and start a Rock Revolution. But now you can’t And I think we all know why

I got healthy in 2025. Prioritized my exercise and diet after my surgery. Im down 190 pounds and I weight less than I did when I was a teenager. Going into 2026 feeling good.

2026 is the 20 year anniversary of Viva Piñata.

Talking to some marketing friends about how SEO is out, and how we’re moving on to GEO (Generative Engine Optimization). Seems like they took something that sucks and found a way to make it shittier!

Damn, that’s crazy. Feels really good!

2026 is the year of The Bouncer

Can’t believe the final boss of FFXIV Dawntrail. What could be more appropriate of the “we are all out of ideas and nothing is working” XIV expansion than the iconic “we are all out of ideas and nothing is working” final boss of the FF series.

Look, I’m not a perfect person. Sometimes I watch the two hour Fear and Hunger lore videos on YouTube.

The Banjo-Tooie situation is crazy

I just had a premonition; next year, Tomadachi Life becomes a flashpoint in the culture wars around acceptance of AI because of its use of text—to—speech voice synthetics and pre programmed dialog instead of “real” AI chatbots.

Skyrim runs at 30 fps on ps4, why would it run at 60 fps on a switch 2?

Hey, has anyone seen my big statue? I got a funny statue and then I got distracted with work and left it in the desert and now I can’t find it. It’s a reference to my favorite game series, Chameleon Twist for the N64. I hope it hasn’t gotten blown out of proportion.

they’re bringing back elite tauren chieftain in the next wow expansion and yep, you guessed it: they’re woke now

I’m glad you game critics are having a nice time playing with your friends

I just know the Prime 4 sidekicks are some kind of iteration or response to the sidekicks design in Tears of the Kingdom, I just can’t prove it.

This is true, but also you probably shouldn’t get your gaming opinions from a politics guy either.

Nvidia: For all RMA requests, our chatbots will be happy to help start the return process Also Nvidia:

This official YouTube short posted by the NFL of the end of the Bears/Eagles game uses RuneScape music. The world is changing in front of our eyes. youtube.com/shorts/p-bJC...

Retrofitting memes

I’m so curious about how profitable Dropout is. On its face, it’s a standalone subscription service that doesn’t have a lot of shows, but it has a lot of dedicated fans and good social media presence and the shows seem to punch above their weight given what they look like they cost to shoot

the dreams in which i’m Gaming are the best i’ve ever had

It’s big coat season

Easier parking than expected at the Jersey City ShopRite on Thanksgiving Day is a recession indicator

Saw a YouTube short that opened with “DID YOU KNOW THERE WAS VIDEO GAME THAT WAS SOLAR POWERED” and it made me want to go play persona 3 with a real gun

I finished dispatch, and I think my takeaway is that it shows why ai voice acting is a dead end, because I don’t think this script and this story with this tone becomes the “fall adventure game hit” and “second coming of Telltale” without really solid, likeable voice acting.

now THAT Is how you do a marketing

The world wasn’t ready for Resident Evil Outbreak in 2003 but now I think we are.

Kazuma Kiryu and Dan Campbell are my two role models for masculinity.

Garlic naan will save your life if you let it.

Gamespot gave Vexx a higher review than Kirby’s Air Ride back in the day. That meant something to me.

Saw that YouTube video about you finally got posted

whenever the sun sets at 4:45 pm i open a window, lean out and yell "WRONG" as loud as i can. that usually buys me another hour or two of sunlight

This is the funniest final fantasy shitpost. I’m sorry, I’m not made of stone.

Dispatch didn’t make any sense to me until I watched the credits and saw that it had a like 200 person animation studio from Thailand work on it and now it fits into the rest of the game production narratives of 2025

reading each sentence of this description and whispering “oh my god” with increasingly bated breath

6.7 was always for cool things.

I can’t wait for Geoff Keighly to say 6 7 at the Game Awards

Vivi Found Dead in Miami

They banned Vivi from Magic the Gathering

shouting like psycho mantis in mgs4 “Ahahahaha!! Woke is back!”

Zohran Mamdani’s odds are rising on Polymarket

I think you showed the Fortnite Simpsons season to the people commenting on Nathan Rabin’s reviews of Classic Simpsons back on the AV Club in 2010 they would try to kill themselves so they could try to wake up in Fortnite Springfield like it was Avatar.

we used to have boss fights against helicopters. Now? I don't even know what we're doing

Im glad Kojima never worked on that Matrix game because if he did we wouldn’t have gotten a bad game like Enter the Matrix and if that happened we wouldn’t have gotten a good game like Path of Neo and in that game you have a kung fu fight with man-sized fire ants so it all worked out in the end

lego in animal crossing