They’ve made some update to outlook and now it’s IMPOSSIBLE to add bullet points to emails and calendar invites, this is somehow Sam Altmans fault and I will NEVER forgive him

I’m gonna be remember as an Exon of history, but if you’re content to be an intron of history, hey, you do you. I’m not your dad.

The YouTube chat crashed when dynasty warriors 3 remastered got announced

The Creative Studio 3 effect: They cant always write a good story but they will always voice act the shit out of it

“Here Comes The Feeling” is such an insane tagline for a game, I’m grinning from ear to ear.

This made me laugh

Gen z is getting way into Advent Rising

Is the rapture supposed to be today or tomorrow

Me, a guy who hasn’t played Assassin’s Creed in 10 years, reacting to that information:

Biden, 2022: I’d like to see ol’ President Xi wriggle his way out of THIS jam! 2025:

Do not pursue Labubu

“Speak of the Devil” is the punchier idiom but I’m gonna start saying “Speak of Cao Cao and Cao Cao arrives” in everyday conversation and see what happens because I think it has more aura

You start the evening playing a little dynasty warriors origins, by the end of the night you’re looking up romance of the three kingdoms hardcovers

I flushed the sediment out of my electric water heater. Like a real adult

I’ve been an MGS 2 fan for over 25 years and I can’t believe I never put together that the Fatman boss fight is literally a Bomberman homage.

“Banjo Begs For Plenty of Eggs” is a WILD cheat code and it’s only gotten crazier with time

Tim it was just Pictionary

People in New York probably HATED the Big Shell

China Don’t Care about Silksong

Hollow Knight/Silksong becoming this generation’s Castle Crashers in real time

I think it’s nice that people feel about Silksong the way I felt about, like, the original Dark Souls as a Demon’s Souls fan. Young people should get their own franchises.

Doing my fantasy football draft at the Millennium Tower

To the people who say they want JRPGS to have bad minigames again; I hope you play the parkour minigame in Clair Obscur because folks, you get what you deserve.

When Clair Obscur came out everyone spent so much time talking about the great presentation and the graphics and the voice acting and how its like a classic Final Fantasy RPG and NONE of you talked about how there’s a village entirely populated by Globox from Rayman. How could you keep this from me

This is what YouTube is for

We weren’t meant to see Ocelot meowing at 60fps. It doesn’t look right.

I think it’s valid to feel that remaking MG3 is unnecessary. Well, unless you’ve played the bluepoint remakes vs the PS2 originals. Or if you played Subsistence vs. base MGS3. Then you owe everyone an apology.

Yep, we'll be getting a lot of mileage out of this one

I had to do a double take on the headline what do you mean last week

The connection between Zohran’s media strategy and the SubwayTakes tiktok show is just one of many eye openers that makes this an interesting read

I heard they’re adding Quan Chi to Tekken

Hideo Kojima is one of the most influential game creators of all time. And today, he going to try a Costco Chicken Bake.

One of the coolest colleagues I got to work with at PS was an engineer/exec named Jerry Jessop, he had a great story about how the DVD functionality on the PS2 demo units for TGS 2000 wasn’t working properly the day before the show so the team had to stay up all night in order to make it work

You couldn’t make a game like The NewZealand Story today. They couldn’t handle it.

My favorite cozy game? Probably Hotline Miami

Day 2 of EVO, gotta break out the big guns

When I was at Evo last year, I had just started my big health transformation—I was down 50 pounds and was already feeling amazing. Now a year later I am back and down another 150 pounds. Really nice milestone.

Set my alarm for an hour ahead of my cab to the airport so I could do a short bike ride, woke up an hour ahead of that alarm on my own and did a full bike ride instead. Chat, am I goated

But what is slop if not love persevering?

Got banned from Uma Musume global servers after numerous warnings because I insisted on running a custom script that changed the name of one of the horses to “Dorito Brian”

Ok, let’s just buy one Final Fantasy/Magic the Gathering Collectors pack. I’m not made of stone. Yeah, they’re marked up like 2000%, but it’ll be fun! What’s the worse that could happ

China you can save the world if you create the Love-and-Deepspace version of Uma Musume.

the funniest possible outcome of this new Jurassic park movie being a box office success would be that final fantasy xiv expansions get worse

Talking about shrek in the discord channel again

Wow, what a steal

I can’t believe the senate parliamentarian didn’t put a stop to this

Made myself laugh thinking about a guy who gets mad because they think Dragon Ball Xenoverse 2 didn’t get enough DLC

Nightmare

My weight loss doctor says I don’t need to lose any more weight. Not to be too corny but