I’ve been to Bullet Heaven and I’ve been to Rhythm Hell. I don’t know what was worse, but it beats staying here

I don’t trust people who think Nier Replicant is better than Nier Gestalt

One of the worst parts of the new Mortal Kombat movie is a “joke” where Kano says that Quan Chi “looks like Voldermort.” First off, ugh. But second off, how dare you. Quan Chi is a REAL sorcerer

Guy who gets mad that Gen Z doesn’t appreciate Strong Bad Emails

Everyone has thought about playing Bahamut Lagoon once in their lives

If your favorite Mortal Kombat character is Baraka, you’re gonna love this new movie. It might be the most pro-Baraka piece of MK media ever created.

While the rest of us 30-40 year olds are having an existential crisis over the star fox remake, the kids are not fooled. Good for them I say

star fox 64 is a perfect game AND It’s a low skill floor, low skill ceiling, my-first-shmup score attack that has 3 hours of content max. It is not an Ocarina of Time classic, it’s just a charming shooter with good voice acting. but it’s competing with indies that charge less for the same content

The timeline feels very strongly about the space animals

The most decadent treat you can give yourself is two sandwiches

He really cooked with this one

Just want to make a quick edit here—Ebert was cool because he was thoughtful about life AND because he wrote a porno

Final Fantasy XIV isn’t like other RPGs—this one is about the characters

Well, let’s fine out

One of the most terrifying tweets. What could XIV possibly be revealing today that doesn’t play nice with co-streaming

Bastion Announcer Pack for Deadlock is gonna go crazy

Pragmata does the really good trick of going “here’s the next area, it’s called ‘boring video game level’, only to immediately turn around and say, “haha tricked you, this is the coolest level, this is the level you’ve been waiting for all game, tricked you ya nerd”

Will the Living Jars in the Elden Ring movie be Minions or Baby Yodas? Choose one, there is no alternative.

I was trying to figure out: Capcom games have great but sometimes kind of austere graphics so why is the art direction in Pragmata so wild compared to almost every game they’ve made in the past 10 years? And then I looked up the director and now it all makes sense

If I had a nickel for every time a Capcom game used the nightmare of the current moment as inspiration for insane art direction, well, I’d have two nickels etc etc, but for real this second Pragmata area holy shit

I don’t know what I expected Pragmata to be but it wasn’t Resident Evil 4 meets Banjo Kazooie meets The World Ends with You on the moon.

How dare you. How DARE you, you little twerp. You bug. You stupid ant. You think I don’t know Jesper? I was BORN in these halls. I LIVED and DIED with these BALLS in my MOUTH. go to hell

Lasagna Cat videos showed up in my feed and this ruined my life. We are all bags of dust.

Yoko Taro would say that if your test came back replicant, you’re definitely an American

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Next time you’re about to dunk on Gen Alpha, I suggest you reflect and show some empathy. Remember: they never GOT the Pokewalker.

Ingrid is a prince of all cosmos?

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Finished RE5 replay Pros: there’s a giant bat boss that looks really cool, Sheva is very hot, lots of environments Cons: Maybe the most racist AAA game of all time? (that or Bioshock Infinite), a big step down from RE4 in design, characters and story are no fun, you can’t combine treasures?!

Playing OG Resident Evil 1-3 for the first time: video games are so good never kill yourself Playing Code Veronica for the first time time: look, it was the early 2000s, people weren’t as socially conscious back then. At least it’s campy? Replaying RE5:

Resident Evil 6 is good

Yakuza 0 Kuze this dude knows ball

After beating RE Requiem I’ve had RE fever, and I’ve never played the PS 1 games before, so I’ve finished RE 1, 2, and 3 in the past few weeks. Those games are incredible. I get why if you played them 30 years ago they would make you crazy.

Girls Night at the Inventory would probably sell 10 million copies

Everyone knows that one woman who loves Resident Evil more than you’ve loved any game you’ve ever played in your whole life and they are our strongest video game soldiers

They don’t make movies like Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within anymore

Do you think Resident Evil has become the video game equivalent of the Fast and Furious franchise? A good time vibes franchises that everyone likes?

Enjoyed my time with RE9, but feel like the back 3rd misses the mark. Too much Leon stuff, not enough Grace stuff. It feels like the game wants to tell a “passing the torch” narrative but doesn’t stick the landing with the gameplay or pacing.

Really glad I played RE9 with Ink Ribbons on. Maybe one or two disheartening deaths but otherwise added some oppressive tension on the default difficulty. Highly recommended.

I know I’m very late to the party on RE9–I don’t pay attention to any of the pre release coverage—but it’s so funny that they added Monster Hunter weapon sharpening to this game.

Between the last Mario Golf game on Switch and Super Battle Golf on Steam, a lot of people owe thanks to 100ft Robot Golf, I’m just sayin’

Born to Dynamo Forced to Viscous

Me losing one match of dota 2: “Throw me in the fucking bin, dude. I’m too stupid to play video games. I’m gonna play persona 3 with a real gun.” Me losing for 8 hours straight in Deadlock: ”da patron is gonna make me da king of da big apple!”

My parents saw Sinners before I did

MGS4 IS BACK

A Granblue Fantasy Relink Expansion AND a new Captain Tsubasa game? They’re saying video games couldn’t possibly be more back

If they were still making Burnout games today, they would have added a parry mechanic

Polymarket but you bet with twitch gifted subs with/against the streamers

This flight to London is EMPTY. I mean, we’re leaving at a weird time but this is crazy

Too many video game YouTube essays aren’t doing analysis! They’re just listing every single thing that’s in the video game and explaining the story beats in the order they occur. We used to have standards! It used to be a real website!