The Kitchen Vol. 1 IS NOW AVAILABLE! You can now purchase Volume 1 of The Kitchen from various places! My Ko-Fi: ko-fi.com/robinsquared... Lulu: www.lulu.com/spotlight/ro...

The Switch 2 has been out for a WHILE at this point... The fact that it lets you download incompatible software is insane... Like there's literally a "Switch 2 Compatibility" rating IN the eShop... It's not hard to take the "incompatible" games and then just... Refuse to download.

All of my OCs are from Australia

One thing that annoys me is that the general populace just stopped talking about COVID. Like MILLIONS of people died world-wide. So fucking many people, myself included STILL deal with the effects of long-COVID.

Fuck: Rowan I literally have in my notes that he's GREAT at sex. (Don't ask) Marry: Elliot He's loyal... VERY loyal, and is written as the sort of person I'd want to marry one day. Kill: Robin Squared Robin is literally supposed to be an idealized version of me. Anything else would be incest.

I've come to realise that I actually enjoy writing MUCH more than I did making games. Most of the time, my games would have this like epic story planned out that I absolutely loved.... But I'd never get very far with turning it into a game...

I find it weird that I'm... AroAce spectrum, occasionally gay, and also hypersexual. Like I get WHY (logically) these sorts of contradictions can happen. Libido, attraction, etc aren't the same internal system. (They're tied together, but not the exact same system) Doesn't make it not weird lol

I love that this is just a thing you can do with the Switch 2... But also won't be doing it again because it can wreck the contacts for the joycons.

Fun fact, my drafts would make you think I'm an unhinged lunatic, there's ACTUAL work that goes behind my insanity that no one will ever see

Today (April 9th 2026), I am now a Twitch Affiliate! This wouldn't have been possible without my lovely chatters and lurkers... Whether you stopped by for just a second, or hung out for an entire stream, YOU helped us get this point. This isn't just my achievement, it's yours too!

A makeover worthy of a proper trivia show host... Tune in: Friday, April 17th 2026 11:00 AEST Only on twitch.tv/RobinSquared

Ngl, if I ever get melted into a liquid, I'd want to be a non-Newtonian liquid... That way if anyone touches me, I become hard... Just like normal!

Hello BLANK, Robin heard that BLANK does not like pronouns. Robin does not understand that preference, nor does Robin believe that preference works grammatically. But Robin’s mother raised Robin to not be a disrespectful cunt.

Announcing a VERY special stream for the 21st of March 2026. The Squared Trivia Show! This inaugural episode will feature Ray, Eagle and Rat! There will be: Audience Interaction! Wacky Hyjinx! A psychopathic host! JOHN! Be there, or be Squared! (Everyone's socials will be added in a reply)

This sort of bullshit absolutely pisses me the fuck off. Even IF my game was completely original and was this most revolutionary game ever, I would NOT EVER lock it behind a bullshit subscription service.

Subs-only elitism is ableist.

Uppies?

...This is how ADHD I am, I need SO MUCH stimulation in order to actually do shit... Also... I censored my story so much it looks like The Files.

I have a dog, I have a girl, oooo... Ed.... Ward...

Them: "Why are you drinking a pink cocktail?" Me: "You're drinking bread. A drink we LITERALLY call piss, I don't think I'm the one that should be judged here."

AI cucks are so fucking dumb. Imagine defending a machine created on stolen content, that is actively replacing REAL HUMAN JOBS and is actively putting communities into drought. Systems that HAVE caused multiple deaths from suicide because it's a glorified yes man.

Rowan: "Local gay got into a punch up to protect his lover" Elliot: "Local man regular helper at homeless shelter" Robin Squared: "Weird creature spotted. MISSING LINK?"

Rowan is quite clean, comes from having visitors over all the time. Elliot is mostly clean, but tends to forget sometimes, much to Rowan's dismay. Robin Squared is quite clean, but they forget for so long that it sometimes becomes an issue, but most of the time they're clean.

Well... Rowan and Elliot are in an exclusive relationship, so it would be a calm "I'm in a relationship" Robin Squared would just say "Sorry I'm not looking for that right now."

Rowan and Elliot would snuggle up and watch a few movies. Robin would just sleep. Or play video games, which they'd do on a sunny day, or a cloudy day, or during a natural disaster.

I think Elliot would be a good dancer. Rowan has two left feet, but is easily guided when dancing with Elliot. Robin Squared....... Well they try...

Imagine if I... Killed all of my characters...

Closing one eye with my current model makes me look high as fuuuuucccckkkkkk

I think Rowan would be arrested for assault, he'd see someone bully Elliot and immediately get pissed. Elliot would never be arrested. Robin Squared would be arrested for war crimes (yes. That's my models canonical first and last name)

I actually considered writing a spicy romance novel, just... Without all the crime and horrific abuse they tend to contain... But I just sorta realised, it's not something I'd enjoy writing ya know? Like I'm very happy to do general wholesome romance, but not spicy romance of any form.

Currently live on Twitch, playing some more XOXO Droplets, then we'll be switching to Date Everything! twitch.tv/robinsquared Be there or be squared!

I'm now LIVE playing @gbpatch.bsky.social's Our Life: Beginnings and Always. Feel free to check out the stream: twitch.tv/robinsquared Exactly one follower away from our follower goal ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Trying to get The Kitchen to appear on Google is so fucking annoying... It's also like so vague a name that even IF it was on Google it'd be impossible to find...

I'm sort of stuck in a weird spot. I want to continue my current release scheme of releasing each chapter in parts. BUT, chapters 4, 5 and 6 will NOT work as well like that. I mean, I can release chapter 4 in half, but it's also a really important chapter that I feel needs to be read fully.

Chapter 4 will upset people. Chapter 5 will confuse people. Chapter 6 will ????.

CHAPTER 3 - PART 3 of The Kitchen, HAS BEEN PUBLISHED! Soon, I'll start working on Chapter 4. This chapter sets up some important stuff for Chapter 5, which will lead to a VERY important scene in Chapter 6. You can check out Chapter 3 in full here: thekitchen.robinsquared.live/chapters/03

I am now, @robinsquared.live!!!! Though... The Profile button doesn't seem to work for me right now as it's directed to my old handle...

I have OFFICIALLY released The Kitchen today! You can now check out what I've currently written at: thekitchen.robinsquared.live I'm in the process of working on the rest of Chapter 3! Then it's onto Chapter 4.

My first video of 2026! Got the second episode scheduled for next week. And then I have to cut down the almost 6 hours vod! youtu.be/tgVNTkpgAIk

Little known fact is that for the past..... While... I've been writing my first ever story that I've ever considered releasing out to the world! This week I'll be sending out that story. It's not finished, in fact I don't ever want it to have an "ending".

Not me leaving the announcement of my new model's debut stream pinned and forgetting to pin the actual new model post...

This is a slightly edited direct copy-paste from part of a rant I did on Discord. This section I thought was quite important. My very last paragraph in the thread I added when I posted it here.

Even though I kinda have to keep up with the latest tech as a game dev, I'm also fascinated by new tech as I'm a bit of a nerd... Like the tech behind things like gen AI, and LLMs and whatnot is so freaking cool, and it could advance humanity so much... But we're not using it that way...

It would be REALLY cool to be put on a Bluesky list for following nsfw artists. Because honestly? I'll willingly follow any artist who makes cute ass art, I don't give a fuck what the main genre of the art is, if it's cute it's cute.

Happy Holidays everyone! And a Merry Christmas to those who celebrate!!!! Have a great day everyone!

One of these days I'm gonna do a drywall eating stream and y'all are gonna be so fucking confused on if I'm actually eating drywall or not.

If C!Robin was an anthropomorphic animal, they'd be a cat - Adorable - Lazy - Pretends not to care but really does - Pure gremlin energy - Will randomly run down the hallway at 3am in the morning - Cuddly

See what happened in Australia was a mass shooting occurred and the leaders went right to work changing laws instead of sending thoughts and prayers.

I ate drywall again. It's tasty.