Hello BLANK, Robin heard that BLANK does not like pronouns. Robin does not understand that preference, nor does Robin believe that preference works grammatically. But Robin’s mother raised Robin to not be a disrespectful cunt.

Announcing a VERY special stream for the 21st of March 2026. The Squared Trivia Show! This inaugural episode will feature Ray, Eagle and Rat! There will be: Audience Interaction! Wacky Hyjinx! A psychopathic host! JOHN! Be there, or be Squared! (Everyone's socials will be added in a reply)

This sort of bullshit absolutely pisses me the fuck off. Even IF my game was completely original and was this most revolutionary game ever, I would NOT EVER lock it behind a bullshit subscription service.

Subs-only elitism is ableist.

Uppies?

...This is how ADHD I am, I need SO MUCH stimulation in order to actually do shit... Also... I censored my story so much it looks like The Files.

I have a dog, I have a girl, oooo... Ed.... Ward...

Them: "Why are you drinking a pink cocktail?" Me: "You're drinking bread. A drink we LITERALLY call piss, I don't think I'm the one that should be judged here."

AI cucks are so fucking dumb. Imagine defending a machine created on stolen content, that is actively replacing REAL HUMAN JOBS and is actively putting communities into drought. Systems that HAVE caused multiple deaths from suicide because it's a glorified yes man.

Rowan: "Local gay got into a punch up to protect his lover" Elliot: "Local man regular helper at homeless shelter" Robin Squared: "Weird creature spotted. MISSING LINK?"

Rowan is quite clean, comes from having visitors over all the time. Elliot is mostly clean, but tends to forget sometimes, much to Rowan's dismay. Robin Squared is quite clean, but they forget for so long that it sometimes becomes an issue, but most of the time they're clean.

Well... Rowan and Elliot are in an exclusive relationship, so it would be a calm "I'm in a relationship" Robin Squared would just say "Sorry I'm not looking for that right now."

Rowan and Elliot would snuggle up and watch a few movies. Robin would just sleep. Or play video games, which they'd do on a sunny day, or a cloudy day, or during a natural disaster.

I think Elliot would be a good dancer. Rowan has two left feet, but is easily guided when dancing with Elliot. Robin Squared....... Well they try...

Imagine if I... Killed all of my characters...

Closing one eye with my current model makes me look high as fuuuuucccckkkkkk

I think Rowan would be arrested for assault, he'd see someone bully Elliot and immediately get pissed. Elliot would never be arrested. Robin Squared would be arrested for war crimes (yes. That's my models canonical first and last name)

I actually considered writing a spicy romance novel, just... Without all the crime and horrific abuse they tend to contain... But I just sorta realised, it's not something I'd enjoy writing ya know? Like I'm very happy to do general wholesome romance, but not spicy romance of any form.

Currently live on Twitch, playing some more XOXO Droplets, then we'll be switching to Date Everything! twitch.tv/robinsquared Be there or be squared!

I'm now LIVE playing @gbpatch.bsky.social's Our Life: Beginnings and Always. Feel free to check out the stream: twitch.tv/robinsquared Exactly one follower away from our follower goal ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Trying to get The Kitchen to appear on Google is so fucking annoying... It's also like so vague a name that even IF it was on Google it'd be impossible to find...

I'm sort of stuck in a weird spot. I want to continue my current release scheme of releasing each chapter in parts. BUT, chapters 4, 5 and 6 will NOT work as well like that. I mean, I can release chapter 4 in half, but it's also a really important chapter that I feel needs to be read fully.

Chapter 4 will upset people. Chapter 5 will confuse people. Chapter 6 will ????.

CHAPTER 3 - PART 3 of The Kitchen, HAS BEEN PUBLISHED! Soon, I'll start working on Chapter 4. This chapter sets up some important stuff for Chapter 5, which will lead to a VERY important scene in Chapter 6. You can check out Chapter 3 in full here: thekitchen.robinsquared.live/chapters/03

I am now, @robinsquared.live!!!! Though... The Profile button doesn't seem to work for me right now as it's directed to my old handle...

I have OFFICIALLY released The Kitchen today! You can now check out what I've currently written at: thekitchen.robinsquared.live I'm in the process of working on the rest of Chapter 3! Then it's onto Chapter 4.

My first video of 2026! Got the second episode scheduled for next week. And then I have to cut down the almost 6 hours vod! youtu.be/tgVNTkpgAIk

Little known fact is that for the past..... While... I've been writing my first ever story that I've ever considered releasing out to the world! This week I'll be sending out that story. It's not finished, in fact I don't ever want it to have an "ending".

Not me leaving the announcement of my new model's debut stream pinned and forgetting to pin the actual new model post...

This is a slightly edited direct copy-paste from part of a rant I did on Discord. This section I thought was quite important. My very last paragraph in the thread I added when I posted it here.

Even though I kinda have to keep up with the latest tech as a game dev, I'm also fascinated by new tech as I'm a bit of a nerd... Like the tech behind things like gen AI, and LLMs and whatnot is so freaking cool, and it could advance humanity so much... But we're not using it that way...

It would be REALLY cool to be put on a Bluesky list for following nsfw artists. Because honestly? I'll willingly follow any artist who makes cute ass art, I don't give a fuck what the main genre of the art is, if it's cute it's cute.

Happy Holidays everyone! And a Merry Christmas to those who celebrate!!!! Have a great day everyone!

One of these days I'm gonna do a drywall eating stream and y'all are gonna be so fucking confused on if I'm actually eating drywall or not.

If C!Robin was an anthropomorphic animal, they'd be a cat - Adorable - Lazy - Pretends not to care but really does - Pure gremlin energy - Will randomly run down the hallway at 3am in the morning - Cuddly

See what happened in Australia was a mass shooting occurred and the leaders went right to work changing laws instead of sending thoughts and prayers.

I ate drywall again. It's tasty.

One of my favourite things to do is ring my mother and talk about deranged fucked up shit JUST because I can.

Eugh, I feel like shit still.........

I am 25 years old! This bullshit will NOT protect children. It is easy to bypass and will cause UNMODERATED, UNREGULATED, DANGEROUS platforms to be built that will make children severely more unsafe online!

Fuck this fucking shit!

I wanna one day be treated like how Tumblr treats cryptids.

For Christmas this year, everyone should save a chicken/turkey and stuff a twink instead.

To Trump's credit if I had unlimited McDonald's for the rest of my life I too would become a fat slob.

Imagine I read the smuttiest BL on the bus.

Mittens: WAKE THE FUCK UP I NEED FOOD Also mittens when I try to get up to get him food: don't you dare leave. You're enslaved to me human and will lay with me until the day you waste away into nothingness. Then I shall eat your corpse.

Say hello to Robin² V1.5 They're my favourite model I've made to date!

Debuting my new model! Be there or be squared... You don't wanna be squared... twitch.tv/robinsquared (I'm defs not late and defs not already upto playing a game)

The last spoiler before the stream