I put googly eyes on the clothes washer!

Um... that's not where clothes go... did you name your clothes washer 'soup'?

It's me!

|| been too busy to participate in the fun but it's been cool to see it on the timeline!

Grownups say the weirdest things.

|| "it's med school" LMAOOO WHAT KIND OF DEFENSE IS THAT

@tthrive.bsky.social YOU ... never mind.

@ibnalxuffasch.bsky.social YOU AND I NEED TO HANG OUT IMMEDIATELY BY ORDER OF YOUR FATHER.

@robin0fgotham.bsky.social YOUR DAD SAYS WE NEED A RELAXING DAY TO RELAX.

I will!

I can try? Do you want me to?

So. . . okay! That's weird! But this isn't the WEIRDEST thing that's happened to you — right?

When isn't he busy? He's almost as busy as you are, grandpa!

Why? [Staring unblinkingly.]

I can't eat this. [She smiled to show she was joking, then proceeded to clean off her face and cheeks.] I will! Maybe it'll cheer Damian up. HAH!

You should have at least ooooone more eye.

Yeah, I had ¢2 leftover! I should ask for more money so I can take some home. [Judging by the amount of glaze on her cheeks, and the empty box sitting beside her, she had somehow eaten all 12 cinnamon rolls.]

Oh. I don't know the name. But they've got cinnamon rolls!

[she just holds up a mirror]

Well if anyone needs me, I'm at the bakery.

Why does Aunt Raven look so weird?

:]

I'm not gonna whack him!

I will! I'm sure it'll be memorable!

"And what do you know? Do you know redstone? I don't know too much about redstone yet..."

Aw man! I never get to whack people!

|| I can't keep my eyes open anymore 😭 gnight folks 💤

Mmmhmmm. That's what I thought! This is a Mar'i intervention! You're too old for stuffies, so I'll get you a blanket and a nice pillow, and then, I'll knock you out and you can take a nice nap? And then when you wake up we can go to the hospital! To check for brain damage. For the nap you need,

[hands on her hips, she gives a firm nod] I am right! Thanks dad. I'm definitely going to tell Klarion he's breaking the Geneva convention. After I push the emergency button. Oh! Uncle Jay said he was gonna build a castle with me in Minecraft!

[with the patient air of a child explaining something to someone much older that should know better] you don't get enough sleep and you drink tea like your life depends on it and you overwork yourself constantly! Do the bags under your eyes have bags under them because of makeup or exhaustion?

Like how many? More than ten?

You keep saying that but you won't tell me *why* people are telling you to get one.

Well not if Klarion made them into a rat. People can't be pets. [With the tone of a child who learned something invaluable from a shit post,] people can't be pets because of the Geneva convention.

Duh! You're dramatic too!

Uncle Tim is usually pretty trustworthy, but you usually know what you're talking about...

Yeah!! They're so cute!!

Ohh... Why does Tim say he doesn't need an intervention?

Did you know rats are ticklish??

What if I turned into a hamster...

But what IS it?

What's an intervention?

He can do that?!

I will never not repost this (Sound on for maximum effect)

[quietly giggling as she pushes the blue one and the duck noises start] Got it, dad! If the witch or the flower girl are evil, I'll push the big red button. If I see Klarion, I'll push it immediately!

"Look up. It's- 𝙎𝙐𝙋𝙀𝙍𝙈𝘼𝙉!"

The big red one?

[gasping] YES! I love that superpower!

Nope! I made two new friends today!!