A friend of mine ordered a Mega Christmas Wordsearch off Temu and the obviously AI-generated are way more entertaining than the correct spellings ever would have been. Tag yourself, I am #SanfaClaus

wow the netflix fireplaces get DARK

I used to run a really fun little movie blog called TheShiznit.co.uk with friends, which I dearly loved. I still miss writing for it. Recently it was hacked and taken offline, but @lukewhiston.bsky.social got it back up and running, bless his cotton sockets. Do you remember it? Did you enjoy it?

The guy from the Village People might legitimately be the first construction worker Donald Trump has actually paid

Folks, I really need some help. For the last 10-15 days, I've been pretty much out of action, which has put me two weeks behind on promoting my Film Stories 500 show in London next week. I'd be grateful for any help/support in getting the word out. Thank you. www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/wor...

when you really need to warn someone about a monorail

okay sure why not

Absolutely get to fuck with this shit

Jota was always the calmest head at Anfield. Utterly unflappable. I'll always remember him cutting through that Arsenal defence a few years back, sending Ben White and Ramsdale to the shops with the merest dropped shoulder. Unfathomable and heartbreaking he's gone. #YNWA youtu.be/OAmdu3Ubr2c?...

just checked into my hotel in Amsterdam and they have a painting of Nate Dogg behind reception

I sold Maxim Reality from the Prodigy an RC car when I worked at Toys 'R Us. His credit card said 'MR MAXIM REALITY'.

I came to Sly & The Family Stone late, but I'm so glad I finally found the funk. RIP Sly. The recent Questlove doc, Sly Lives! (The Burden of Black Genius), is on Disney+ and is well worth a watch.

new amazing action movie character name just dropped

Hands up if you instinctively checked it for swastikas

Thinking of Seb Patrick today #LFC

Don't think I celebrated as much when Liverpool won the league than when Arsenal fans equalised in a 2-2 draw to secure second place #LFC

[LL Cool J voice] Don't call it a Conclave

This is the most "How do you do, fellow kids?" energy I have ever seen on a red carpet

This is the most "How do you do, fellow kids?" energy I have ever seen on a red carpet

Also that Black Eyed Peas song where they basically list the days of the week. Absolute ear cancer.

No, wait. 'She's So Lovely' by Scouting For Girls. Look at these shitty lyrics and tell me it's not an incel-in-waiting anthem.

That song, that goes "Would you go to bed with me?" then the little trumpet solo? That.

Shoeicide

Stratford station still has a theatrical movie poster up for The Aftermath, a Keira Knightley WWII romantic drama that came out in March 2019. This has to be one of the oldest surviving movie posters still out there in the wild, right?

US Defense Department accidentally inviting a journalist to the top secret war chat m.youtube.com/watch?v=_U-7...

Love it when footballers show passion on the pitch but maybe next time wait till you're in the dressing room, Harvey

Jesus Christ I feel like I've been pummeled by a Frenchman for 45 minutes #LFC

Thanks for the reminder, almost forgot

It's only a matter of time before Elon Musk buys it and makes it racist

fuming because I did not get to partake in the A Complete Unknown donut crossover promotion

Paul Newman's 1961 take on Spider-Man was brooding, intense and weirdly sexual

Mark Wahlberg is bald in the movie Flight Risk but I'm sure it's a complete coincidence the top of the poster cuts off where it does

🎵 You and I Speak a common language When you and I Eat a sausage sandwich 🎵

I will never understand why anyone outside the industry gives a shit about viewing figures or ratings or box office. Skeleton Crew was a great show, too bad if you didn't watch it. You know how many Marvel or Star Wars live-action series have got second seasons in five years? Three. Just enjoy!

Only the Jesus MMA movie can save us now youtu.be/yWfRDjtcwuw?...

I never had Mel Gibson down as a Krankies fan

I think about 30 Rock's Sling Blade joke at least once a week youtu.be/3hEV389DVjA?...

This is what got me automatically, permanently banned from Twitter, by the way. By far the worst of all Ezra Miller's crimes

I know there are more important things to be concerned about these days, but seeing Tina Fey do commercials is a total bummer. Surely she has both creative freedom to make what she likes and no shortage of movie/TV offers coming in?

Hello. Looks like I'm here now too. I'm like a digital Littlest Hobo, roaming to and fro between social media services in search of adventure* *an app that isn't run by fascists or fascist enablers